# Jehovah Goddamned Witnesses... Fuck 'Em In A Ventricle **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 21, 2019, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104 "2019-10-21T19:27:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 64
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104/64 "2019-10-28T17:17:29Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > justanothermike. Here’s his excellent [ask a former Jehovah’s witness](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806515) thread, where he posts all the details. When I read the OP, I assumed that JWs were targeting those who suffered recent losses because they were vulnerable and being reminded of mortality may open them up to religious influences. Then this quote seemed to confirm my assumption: > [@AMA - Ask A Former Jehovah's Witness About Life Before Or After](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ama-ask-a-former-jehovahs-witness-about-life-before-or-after/767744/34): > > As to JW funerals, you will often notice that it is just a generic sales pitch for the religion. You will hear very little about the deceased other than that they did this or that in the JW religion, had x amount of sons or daughters or a wife or whatever. It is about pitching the religion to any in attendance because they know that many there aren’t JWs and that death makes people vulnerable and search for answers. They have a script for the entire process. They don’t care to make it about that person’s life or whatever, it’s all about the JWs. To hell with them. My brother, who has struggled with mental illness, crime, and drug addiction, was sucked into their fold for a time. They are vultures. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jehovah-goddamned-witnesses-fuck-em-in-a-ventricle/842104)._