Jehovah Goddamned Witnesses... Fuck 'Em In A Ventricle

Danielle probably learned it as a child.

At least I’ve never seen a JW tract in our hospital men’s room (representatives of some Christian sects apparently think we need to be exposed to the Gospel while at the urinal).

FYR: an “ask me anything” thread by a former JW which provides disturbing insights into what the cult is like.

What, you never heard of “Piss Christ”?

:flees:

Another one came the other day and asked who was responsible for the suffering of the world.
Easy, I said. Nature. We’re a fluke of the universe.
He was nonplussed. I would have spoken to him more but his English wasn’t nearly good enough, so it would have been pointless.
Also, no little girls to corrupt into the evils of evolution.

That’s an easy question: God, right? If He wants the credit He gets the blame.

says so right there in Isaiah 45:7, I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace and create evil: I the lord do all these things.

The JWs reject holiday observances. In particular, they eschew Halloween, apparently because they are uncomfortable with the idea of strangers showing up at their door.

:snort: