# Jenna and Heidi: Naked Once Again **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 9, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710 "2003-06-09T20:28:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/1 "2003-06-09T20:28:24Z")
Playboy announced today that an upcoming issue will feature Jenna Marasco and Heidi Strobel doing what they do best; standing around naked. Reputedly, negotiations were slowed by the women’s initial request for “a zillion dollars” but Playboy was finally able to reach an agreement based upon an offer of fifty dollars, cab fare, and a large plate of peanut butter with chocolate chips sprinkled on top. A Playboy spokesman said that “this issue will feature the biggest pair of boobs ever seen in our magazine.” ---
**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/2 "2003-06-09T20:31:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \* > \*\*A Playboy spokesman said that “this issue will feature the biggest pair of boobs ever seen in our magazine.” \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![H8\_2\_W8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c77e96/32.png) [@H8\_2\_W8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H8_2_W8)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/3 "2003-06-09T20:41:25Z")
Starvation/malnourishment can make the hair on your head fall out. I wonder if either of these girls will be bald in the Playboy spread? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/4 "2003-06-09T20:43:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by H8\_2\_W8 \* > Starvation/malnourishment can make the hair on your head fall out. I wonder if either of these girls will be **bald** in the Playboy spread? Depends on whether or not they can get any of the survivor guys in on this… I bet Rob’s up for it… ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/5 "2003-06-09T22:10:26Z")
Who the hell are Jenna Marasco and Heidi Strobel? ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/6 "2003-06-09T22:59:06Z")
The boobsie twins from last season of survivor \*\* Kilt-wearin’ man \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Peg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Peg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peg)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/7 "2003-06-09T23:38:58Z")
When Last We Saw… Jeffy: “Heidi, you’re a teacher. Oh, you’re also like, totally smart, smarter than the rocket scientist. Anyway, you’re a teacher. How could you get nekkid knowing that your students may be watching this?” Heidi: “Jeffy, I was only concerned with starvation. I mean, I had lost so much weight that I looked disgusting!” Fair enough. I wonder what her justification is this time? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/8 "2003-06-10T12:26:10Z")
Simple. One photo spread is going to be more than a few years’ pay as a teacher. That gives her enough money to either wangle her way into a career as a model, or go back to school so she can get enough degrees to teach at a college, which will pay more and they won’t mind so much that she posed for Playboy. ---
**Author:** ![MeanJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanjoe/32/5693_2.png) [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/9 "2003-06-10T12:45:51Z")
How do I temporarily suspend deliver of my Playboy subscription that month. I don’t think I can take this one after getting the Joe Millionaire chicas in the last two issues. _sigh_ MeanJoe ---
**Author:** ![Bandanaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@Bandanaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bandanaman)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/10 "2003-06-10T13:12:47Z")
I’m _so_ glad I didn’t renew my subscription. ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/11 "2003-06-10T13:13:25Z")
C’mon people, haven’t you read the news articles relating this?? It’s going to be _tasteful_ nudity. I expect all of you to apologize to these upstanding young ladies. ---
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/12 "2003-06-10T13:27:44Z")
I’m sorry, I don’t watch Survivor. They were naked once? Was this on TV or something? What’s with the starvation jokes? How long did they last on the show? ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/13 "2003-06-10T14:06:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MeanJoe \* > **How do I temporarily suspend deliver of my Playboy subscription that month. I don’t think I can take this one after getting the Joe Millionaire chicas in the last two issues.** What? Why wasn’t I told? –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/14 "2003-06-10T14:24:25Z")
Wait a second. Do you mean to tell me there is or are a series or collection of printed pages featuring the images of naked women? When did this happen? ---
**Author:** ![WavyDavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3da27b/32.png) [@WavyDavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WavyDavy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/15 "2003-06-10T14:59:00Z")
Cite! Pictures! Mere word discriptions cannot do this subject justice! (Please.) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/16 "2003-06-10T15:11:18Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m sorry, I don’t watch Survivor. They were naked once? Was this on TV or something? What’s with the starvation jokes? How long did they last on the show? Actually they got naked several times on the show. However being a network broadcast, their naughty bits were scrambled over on screen. One of the most notorious times was when the pair of them volunteered to strip naked in front of the camera and the rest of the players in exchange for peanut butter and chocolate because they were hungry. In what most survivor fans regard as a travesty, both of these bimbos were very sucessful on the show and Jenna actually won. > [@](#): > > Cite! Pictures! Sorry, but the board has spoken and they’d would put out my torch if I did that. ---
**Author:** ![In\_Conceivable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@In\_Conceivable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Conceivable)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/17 "2003-06-10T15:15:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MeanJoe \* > \*\*I don’t think I can take this one after getting the Joe Millionaire chicas in the last two issues. _sigh_ > > MeanJoe \*\* Which two chicas? Please tell me that my darling Zora didn’t pose for playboy! ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingwithChickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@SwimmingwithChickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingwithChickens)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/18 "2003-06-10T15:37:45Z")
Zora did indeed. Just one shot as I recall, but she’s in there. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/19 "2003-06-10T16:19:06Z")
This was inevitable and long overdue. Well let’s hope they have some meat on their bones when Heidi and Jenna get naked this time. ---
**Author:** ![rmbnxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9e5f3/32.png) [@rmbnxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rmbnxs)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710/20 "2003-06-10T19:17:34Z")
This species is doomed. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-and-heidi-naked-once-again/180710.md?page=2)