# Jenna Bush, Legally Schnockered

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-bush-legally-schnockered/121556>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 30, 2002, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-bush-legally-schnockered/121556 "2002-07-30T17:27:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-bush-legally-schnockered/121556/41 "2002-07-31T12:51:12Z")

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“Madame Bush, the peasants have no bread.”

“Let them eat - **bleccch!!!** ” _(vomiting up about $150 worth of vodka all over her Bill Blass)_

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-bush-legally-schnockered/121556/42 "2002-07-31T13:10:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by haardvark \*  
> \*\*Queen’s alum, eh, **RJ**? \*\*

So the degree says. I can’t remember much of second year. Another thing that never happened was the time we had so much to drink at the Welly that Ron stood in the middle of the bar after “The Old Dun Cow” and yelled to Gerry, “Gerry, I wanna fuck you!” I woke up in front of a friend’s place on Queen St. the next morning. Er, that is, I WOULD have, if we had been drinking, but of course good kids never do that and Jenna Bush is evil.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-bush-legally-schnockered/121556/43 "2002-07-31T17:35:40Z")

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> That’s all. I was going to put this in MPSIMS, but then decided to save someone the trouble of moving it later.

Thanks, Uke. Buy ya a drink?

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jenna-bush-legally-schnockered/121556/44 "2002-08-01T03:46:22Z")

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Damn, it would have sucked to have every last drunken binge in college reported in the international press. Then again, if I was working my way through $450 bar tabs in one night, I’d have deserved it. Jesus. I could get 150 pints of Schlitz, with a $1 tip per pint, for that price where I drink. Wow.

As for the morality of 20-year olds drinking, I don’t give a shit. But it doesn’t seem like anyone on the SDMB does either. The fact that a certain sitting President of the US seems to is a bit hypocritical, though.

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