# Jennifer Garner is the sexiest woman I have ever seen.

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**Created:** [May 20, 2004, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146 "2004-05-20T07:13:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/1 "2004-05-20T07:13:57Z")

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I just saw _Daredevil_ tonight. 'Nuff said.  
_Alias_? She’s a goddess.

Basically, I’m just speechless. I think the thread title speaks for itself.

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/2 "2004-05-20T07:16:38Z")

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I hope Robin doesn’t see this thread.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/3 "2004-05-20T07:19:00Z")

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Oh, she’ll understand. Just so long as I come home every night like a good little husband I can pretty much say what I want.

Besides, she’s all about Colin Farrell. Ask her, she’ll tell you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/4 "2004-05-20T07:19:09Z")

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> [@Airman Doors](#):
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> I just saw _Daredevil_ tonight. 'Nuff said.  
> _Alias_? She’s a goddess.
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> Basically, I’m just speechless. I think the thread title speaks for itself.

She can be cute as hell too. Go see **13 Going On 30** just for her. If you love her now you’ll come out of it adoring her.

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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/5 "2004-05-20T07:22:54Z")

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I agree…she is just amazing looking. She’s got pretty much everything. She looks fun, nice, womanly, seductive, kick-ass, ‘don’t want to screw with me’…all at the same time. Mmmmm… Plus, it seems that she’s got a sense of humor and would actually be really cool to be around.

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/6 "2004-05-20T07:34:12Z")

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Yes, she was one reason I kept watching that ill-fated sitcom _Time of your life_. The other two reasons belonged to Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/7 "2004-05-20T07:44:31Z")

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> [@Tusculan](#):
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> Yes, she was one reason I kept watching that ill-fated sitcom _Time of your life_. The other two reasons belonged to Jennifer Love Hewitt.

The implication being that Jennifer Garner has a mono-boob?

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/8 "2004-05-20T07:48:37Z")

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😛 No, the fact is that I liked to look at Jennifer Garner’s acting and her general appearance (in particular her beautiful face, and her way of moving), while my primary attention with Jennifer Love Hewitt affixes itself to her two most prominent features. By the way, I do believe the other Jennifer is pretty, too, and she does have a flair for comedy.

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**Author:** ![Wasabee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f05b48/32.png) [@Wasabee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wasabee)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/9 "2004-05-20T07:50:25Z")

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Really? She has man hands and if it wasn’t for a gross strange twist of fate she’d be walking around a state fair with a sweatshirt with a applicae of a kitten on it, eating a corn dog.

Just my opinion.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/10 "2004-05-20T08:24:43Z")

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I don’t think Jennifer Garner is ugly by any means but I don’t consider her hot either. Sure, she was quite lovely in Daredevil and I think I’ve seen one or two pictures of her in various magazines that were pretty good but overall, she’s the kind of woman that, to me, is only beautiful in the right clothes and lighting and only from certain angles. If any of those are just the least bit off, her facade crumbles and she looks quite plain… even sometimes homely.

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/11 "2004-05-20T10:50:33Z")

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> [@Airman Doors](#):
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> Oh, she’ll understand. Just so long as I come home every night like a good little husband I can pretty much say what I want.
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> Besides, she’s all about Colin Farrell. Ask her, she’ll tell you. 🙂

Eh, no comparison, you’re hotter than Colin Farrell. IRL, he’s really short and not that muscular.

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/12 "2004-05-20T12:05:24Z")

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:eek: :eek: :eek: 😃

Boy, do I ever love Jennifer Garner. Such a honey. My brother got to meet her, the lucky fellow. I wonder what I’d say?

My wife got me hooked on _Alias_ this season. Thank you thank you thank you!!!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/13 "2004-05-20T13:09:27Z")

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> [@Tusculan](#):
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> The other two reasons belonged to Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Yeah, she does have lovely eyes…

I’ll take [Steve Harris](http://imdb.com/name/nm0004996/) over Jennifer Garner. That’s a bad pic of Harris, btw. Give that man a custom-tailored suit and get me a sponge for the drool.

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**Author:** ![Chicken\_Scratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@Chicken\_Scratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Scratch)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/14 "2004-05-20T16:28:07Z")

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I agree, she’s got a body to die for. And as cute as she is, I think she kinda resembles Jeff Corwin (who is cute in his own right).

Jeff: [http://www.soundandvisionmag.com/assets/image/9222003215534.jpg](http://www.soundandvisionmag.com/assets/image/9222003215534.jpg)  
Jennifer: [http://starophile.free.fr/wallpapers/jennifer\_garner\_004.jpg](http://starophile.free.fr/wallpapers/jennifer_garner_004.jpg)

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**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/15 "2004-05-20T16:30:48Z")

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Just for grins, I thought I’d mention that my wife gets told at least a couple times a week she looks like Jennifer Garner. 😛

I don’t see it so much myself, but the general populace sure seems to.

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**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/16 "2004-05-20T16:35:41Z")

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> [@seriousart](#):
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> I don’t see it so much myself, but the general populace sure seems to.

And before any wiseguys chime in, by “it” I mean a resemblance.

I would hope there’s nothing the general populace gets to see of my wife that I don’t…

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/17 "2004-05-20T17:48:58Z")

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> [@seriousart](#):
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> I would hope there’s nothing the general populace gets to see of my wife that I don’t…

We’ve been meaning to talk to you about that.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/18 "2004-05-20T18:11:32Z")

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Rose McGowan. Oof-dah!

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**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/19 "2004-05-20T18:39:28Z")

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I’m 110% with **Airman** on this one. I fell for her the moment I saw her on the first season of _Alias_ and she has done nothing but get sexier.

I happened to meet one of the producers of TechTV a few weeks ago at a vacation resort. The producer (a woman) had done an interview with Jennifer Garner and said that not only is she gorgeous in person too, but she was friendly, gracious, and down-to-earth during the interview.

Needless to say I immediately confessed by affection for Jennifer and spent the week adking to shake the hand of the woman who shook the hand of Jennifer. It was a fun ongoing joke.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/20 "2004-05-20T18:41:06Z")

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> [@photopat](#):
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> Rose McGowan. Oof-dah!

I’ll second that, but I prefer Jessica Alba over Rose McGowan and Jennifer Garner (in all honesty I’d prefer all three at the same time).

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