# Jennifer Garner is the sexiest woman I have ever seen. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 20, 2004, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146 "2004-05-20T07:13:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/21 "2004-05-20T18:51:16Z")
> [@Jman](#): > > She looks fun, nice, womanly, seductive, kick-ass, ‘don’t want to screw with me’… I thought the whole point of her looking seductive was that you _would_ want to screw with her. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/22 "2004-05-20T19:04:19Z")
> [@photopat](#): > > Rose McGowan. Oof-dah! Yeah, Rose is high on my list, along with Jennifer Connelly, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jeanna Fine, and Anna Malle. ---
**Author:** ![JoeSki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b487fb/32.png) [@JoeSki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeSki)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/23 "2004-05-20T19:39:28Z")
I’m probably the only one here who thinks so, but I thought her forehead looked huge in Daredevil. I’m not very attracted to her. ---
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/24 "2004-05-20T19:56:54Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m probably the only one here who thinks so, but I thought her forehead looked huge in Daredevil. You’re not the only one. Ever since Alias I’ve been saying that her forehead is huge. I also think she has man-shoulders and really weird lips. Which isn’t to say I don’t think she’s beautiful, because she is and I do. ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/25 "2004-05-21T00:42:30Z")
I had never really noticed Garner before, because I don’t watch _Alias._ But **13 Going On 30** gave me heart palpitations – rrowrr!! ---
**Author:** ![BoringDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@BoringDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoringDad)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/26 "2004-05-21T03:26:01Z")
Jennifer Garner has odd looks. When she is dressed and made up in a very severe manner (as in Alias) she is amazingly attractive. When she is made up to be “pretty” (as in **chicken scratch** ’s post) it just looks wrong. Looks like the tomboy dressing up for the Prom to impress her date who really liked her better in jeans and a pony tail. ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/27 "2004-05-21T06:01:02Z")
I believe Jennifer Garner herself commented on having a large forehead on one of the late-night talk-shows. (So, if I ever meet her, we’ll have something in common to talk about. 😉 ) I personally don’t find her to be one of the most physically attractive women out there, but her demeanor and personality (based on her appearances on talk-shows - she seems very natural) have won me over. And _Alias_ is an excellent show. And for those who haven’t heard, if it hasn’t started already, filming on the _Daredevil_ spin-off _Elektra_ will begin soon. (Which is the reason why the next season of _Alias_ will be starting late.) Terence Stamp is playing her mentor “Stick”, Will Yun Lee is playing the boss bad guy, Natassia Malthe is playing the psychotic “Typhoid Mary”, and Goran Visnjic is playing the love interest. And it’s _not_ a prequel. I was quite disappointed with _Daredevil_ myself, but I’m hopeful about _Elektra_. IMO, it was the court scenes they cut out of _Daredevil_ that was the main problem. We didn’t get to see enough of Matt Murdock’s life as a lawyer, and the movie didn’t seem to flow well. Of course, it doesn’t help that Ben Affleck is lacking in true charisma. Thankfully, Colin Farrell took up the slack, and more. And I quite enjoyed _13 Going On 30_. Garner was very believable as a 13-year-old girl in the body of a 30-year-old woman. She definitely has screen presence. Unlike Affleck. 😉 Anyhoo… ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/28 "2004-05-21T06:53:02Z")
It’s all about the dimples. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/29 "2004-05-21T12:59:41Z")
Her ears are huge as is her forehead. Great dimples and cute personality though, as well as a great body. I saw about 5 minutes of **Alias** once and she looked ludicrous in the wig she was wearing. It wasn’t remotely sexy. I’m gonna have to check out that show again. I too would take Jessica Alba over Garner. ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/30 "2004-05-21T14:34:15Z")
Interesting article that mentions JG at the tech Oscars: [http://onenews.nzoom.com/onenews\_detail/0,1227,256202-1-455,00.html](http://onenews.nzoom.com/onenews_detail/0,1227,256202-1-455,00.html) > [@](#): > > … confessed to being a “supernerd” herself, having originally majored in chemistry in college. > > The audience cheered loudly whenever she pronounced a particularly daunting technical term properly. I also like [quote] I want to thank the Academy for inviting Jennifer Garner here tonight. Now I can brag to my friends I spent Valentine’s Day with Jennifer Garner [quote] 🙂 Brian ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/31 "2004-05-21T15:28:46Z")
KidCharlemagne - "Her ears are huge as is her forehead. " I saw Jennifer Garner filming a cab scene from 13 to 30 in my neighborhood. Basically, I had no idea it was her and across the street from 4th Ave or University Ave or whatever street it was she looked like a regular girl with big ears running like a retard. She does seem to have the mannerisms of a super-hot dork-girl, kind of like Amanda Peet or Cameron Diaz. Kind of like they are about to laugh and snort milk or something out of their nose. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/32 "2004-05-21T15:36:11Z")
> [@Wasabee](#): > > Really? She has man hands and if it wasn’t for a gross strange twist of fate she’d be walking around a state fair with a sweatshirt with a applicae of a kitten on it, eating a corn dog. > > Just my opinion. Bwahaha! That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day. I think she’s _ok_. She’s kinda like Julia Roberts, attractive to men, but not hot enough to be threatening to their wives. That’s how the mediocre “beauties” get parts. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/33 "2004-05-21T15:54:48Z")
Incidentally, if any of you ladies would like to show me how you look in comparison to the “man handed, big eared, broad shouldered” goddess we are speaking of just so that I can get a baseline comparison of what real beauty is, I’ll be glad to accept picture submisions. E-mail is in the profile. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/34 "2004-05-21T15:58:56Z")
Speaking of the whole corn-dog thing, I always think of the sketch Jennifer Garner was in on Saturday Night Live, where she and Amy Poehler were greeters at the Super Wal-Mart. They had Southern accents and were trying to play it like small-town girls, in awe of the size of the Wal-Mart. “This is the biggest Wal-Mart ever!” “I KNOW! Didn’t Maybelle get lost in this Wal-Mart, never to be heard from again?” “I KNOW! I hear they have their own language out there in Automotives!” “I KNOW! When is the shuttle supposed to come through, to take people to the far corners of this Wal-Mart? It’s so huge, you’ll die before you can walk all the way across!” “I KNOW!” ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/35 "2004-05-21T16:03:40Z")
I should point out that Airman is free to _look_ at whomever he chooses. He knows where his bread is buttered. 😉 Oh, and **gobear** : I’m in full agreement. 😃 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/36 "2004-05-21T16:18:26Z")
> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > Speaking of the whole corn-dog thing, I always think of the sketch Jennifer Garner was in on Saturday Night Live, where she and Amy Poehler were greeters at the Super Wal-Mart. They had Southern accents and were trying to play it like small-town girls, in awe of the size of the Wal-Mart. Here’s the actual transcript, for you Garner fans: > **[Wal-Mart Greeters - SNL Transcripts Tonight](https://snltranscripts.jt.org/02/02lwalmart.phtml)** > > 02l: Jennifer Garner / Beck ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/37 "2004-05-21T19:33:20Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > Incidentally, if any of you ladies would like to show me how you look in comparison to the “man handed, big eared, broad shouldered” goddess we are speaking of just so that I can get a baseline comparison of what real beauty is, I’ll be glad to accept picture submisions. E-mail is in the profile. I think it was a dude who said that. Heh, even if someone sent you a gawgeous pic you’d probably say it wasn’t as good. To each his own. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/38 "2004-05-21T19:39:46Z")
Jennifer Garner? meh. [Masuimi Max](http://www.trashy.com/shopByModel/88/index.html) (You’re welcome) ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/39 "2004-05-21T19:44:03Z")
[QUOTE=Lobsang] Jennifer Garner? meh. [Masuimi Max](http://www.trashy.com/shopByModel/88/index.html) QUOTE] Are those all the same girl? I like the one with dark hair. Hot stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146/40 "2004-05-21T19:46:07Z")
> [@Indygrrl](#): > > Are those all the same girl? I like the one with dark hair. Hot stuff. I wondered that myself when I first saw the page, but yes, it’s all Masuimi. P.s. I thought you were a girl. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-garner-is-the-sexiest-woman-i-have-ever-seen/246146.md?page=3)