# Jennifer Lopez **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 13, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617 "2002-12-13T21:45:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Omnipresent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@Omnipresent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnipresent)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/1 "2002-12-13T21:45:51Z")
Excuse me but, can I go ONE Mother-Fucking day of my life without hearing about, or seeing a picture of, or seeing a movie trailer with this bitch in it? Hasn’t she heard of OVER EXPOSURE? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’ve love to put a map of Hawaii on her back but, c’mon. Enough’s enough. I’d think it wise to dissappear for a year or two. Try it. See if you can go one day without hearing her name or seeing a picture of her. Here in New York ya can’t. BRUTAL!!! ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/2 "2002-12-13T21:51:07Z")
Hey, don’t be fooled by the rocks that she got. She’s still Jenny from the block. :rolleyes: p.s. Go to [Fametracker](http://www.fametracker.com/ijsbb/forum.cgi?action=list&forum=1&fromdays=0) for some snarky fun at J.Ho’s expense. ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/3 "2002-12-13T21:54:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omnipresent \* > **I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’ve love to put a map of Hawaii on her back but, c’mon. Enough’s enough.** And they say romance is dead. Anyway…what’s the prob? Sure she’s vapid and overexposed, but the same could be said of any number of celebs. You just have to filter it out, don’t let it rise above the background noise of everyday media bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/4 "2002-12-13T21:56:52Z")
Who? ---
**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/5 "2002-12-13T22:13:14Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve love to put a map of Hawaii on her back I’m sorry but I gotta ask… 😕 Wha???😕 ---
**Author:** ![epolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@epolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epolo)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/6 "2002-12-13T22:15:52Z")
Excellent combination of OP username and premise. ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/7 "2002-12-13T22:17:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gomez \* > \*\*I’m sorry but I gotta ask… > > 😕 Wha???😕 \*\* Um…lessee, how best to explain that one… Ok, you know how Hawaii (in an abstract way) kinda looks like a splatter of something viscous? ---
**Author:** ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/8 "2002-12-13T22:22:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by apotheosis \* > \*\*Ok, you know how Hawaii (in an abstract way) kinda looks like a splatter of something viscous? \*\* Of course it looks that way; in a sense, that’s exactly what it is. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/9 "2002-12-13T22:22:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gomez \* > \*\*I’m sorry but I gotta ask… > > 😕 Wha???😕 \*\* Well, see…when you are doing a chick doggystyle, you pull out for the money shot and the resulting splatter will look like a map of Hawaii. Maybe Indonesia if it’s been a while. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/10 "2002-12-13T22:24:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Neurotik \* > \*\*Well, see…when you are doing a chick doggystyle, you pull out for the money shot and the resulting splatter will look like a map of Hawaii. Maybe Indonesia if it’s been a while. \*\* Or maybe it’ll look like a global flood…You know, one really big glob… ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/11 "2002-12-13T22:26:23Z")
**epolo** that’s _exactly_ what I popped in to say. One might comment that JLo is… omnipresent. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/12 "2002-12-13T22:28:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Neurotik \* > \*\*Well, see…when you are doing a chick doggystyle, you pull out for the money shot and the resulting splatter will look like a map of Hawaii. Maybe Indonesia if it’s been a while. \*\* Silly me, here I was tryin’ to be tactful about it. 😃 Aleutians, here. Gotta get out more often. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/13 "2002-12-13T22:35:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*Or maybe it’ll look like a global flood…You know, one really big glob… \*\* Eh, usually not so much. Unless you get it around the small of her back and it sort of pools together. But it’ll still look like an archipelago or island chain initially. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/14 "2002-12-13T22:43:46Z")
My pet J-Lo peeve (since I’ve seen her on every damn interview show lately) is that I’ve noticed that she says “You know what I mean?” a HELL of a lot! I bet that’ll grow old quick on ol’ Ben. Ya know what I meeeeeeeeaaaan??? ---
**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/15 "2002-12-13T22:48:17Z")
How many other ‘Jennys from the block’ get to ride around on the sundeck of a yacht with Ben Affleck? If you’re going to try and keep your street cred, then at least show ‘the block’ in the fucking video… ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/16 "2002-12-13T22:56:27Z")
_JuanitaTech was blissfully unaware of the phrase ‘put a map of Hawaii on her back’ and its meaning until she read this thread._ ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/17 "2002-12-13T22:59:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \* > \*\*_JuanitaTech was blissfully unaware of the phrase ‘put a map of Hawaii on her back’ and its meaning until she read this thread._ \*\* Is that a good thing or a bad thing?😉 ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/18 "2002-12-13T23:02:39Z")
Note use of word ‘blissfully’… ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/19 "2002-12-13T23:03:56Z")
Ah!😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/20 "2002-12-13T23:11:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 3waygeek \* > \*\*Of course it looks that way; in a sense, that’s exactly what it is. \*\* Only on the SDMB. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617.md?page=2)