# Jennifer Lopez **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 13, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617 "2002-12-13T21:45:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/41 "2002-12-14T04:38:32Z")
You know, I was going to make a thread commenting on the fact that I saw Jennifer Lopez’s bare breasts on non-pay cable (USA) tonight, before 9 PM even, and then I saw this thread. Figured starting a new one for her breasts alone wouldn’t be necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/42 "2002-12-14T04:52:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \* > \*\*_JuanitaTech was blissfully unaware of the phrase ‘put a map of Hawaii on her back’ and its meaning until she read this thread._ \*\* _ **So was Duck Duck Goose…** _ we were actually sitting here discussing what it could possibly mean, and Boxer said he thought it meant like when you scratch somebody’s back all up, and I said, “But that’s like a woman scratching a guy’s back, and I’m pretty sure the OP is a guy, and he said he wanted to do it to her, so, huh?” ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/43 "2002-12-14T05:00:09Z")
What about a round of Kandahar Broccoli? ---
**Author:** ![Omnipresent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@Omnipresent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnipresent)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/44 "2002-12-14T05:21:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alibey \* > \*\*learning new words and phrases here > > 🙂 \*\* You’re welcome! ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/45 "2002-12-14T05:34:40Z")
Oh my God! **Boxer** is **Mr. Goose**? And his [introduction](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2717271#post2717271) to the board was the Great Turdburglar Hijack of 2002? I don’t know whether to laugh my butt off or hang my head in shame. Welcome to the SDMB, **Boxer**! ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/46 "2002-12-14T06:28:12Z")
Oh man … I’m just dreaming of doing the _Cuban Defector_ with the J., after _saddlebagging_ 'er. I’d finish with a _hot air balloon._ ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/47 "2002-12-14T06:34:05Z")
Ok, the “Flying Camel” makes for a funny mental image. The rest of 'em are evil. ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/48 "2002-12-14T08:22:38Z")
Is it just me, or is her latest video just a major ego-fest? The song is supposed to be about her roots, per se, but the whole video is shots of her wearing expensive things, on a yacht, and with Affleck. When I first heard the song, I thought the video would be about how, underneath the fame, she’s just a “normal” person. Guess not. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/49 "2002-12-14T08:57:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*My pet J-Lo peeve (since I’ve seen her on every damn interview show lately) is that I’ve noticed that she says “You know what I mean?” a HELL of a lot! > > I bet that’ll grow old quick on ol’ Ben. > \*\* Nah. I hardly think that’s gonna be on his mind while he’s putting a map of Hawaii on her back. You know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![ninevah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@ninevah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninevah)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/50 "2002-12-14T11:04:44Z")
I actually used to have a little respect for Ben before the whole J Lo thing… the Kevin Smith movies… even when he was with Gwynnie… I’d even almost consider seeing his movies at the cinema (and not just on video!) but now… ::shakes head sadly:: ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/51 "2002-12-14T11:16:25Z")
Well, hell. She’s still _Jenny from the block_ as shown in [this pictorial](http://www.jlols.330.ca/temp/bogereaterjen.jpg), where she picks her nose and… yeach. ---
**Author:** ![Omnipresent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@Omnipresent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnipresent)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/52 "2002-12-14T12:59:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*What about a round of Kandahar Broccoli? \*\* OK, my turn. In my very sick imagination, I can’t come up with a definition for this one. Does it have anything to do with Poopie? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/53 "2002-12-14T13:35:21Z")
Nope. I just made it up. ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/54 "2002-12-14T13:52:54Z")
I would be honored to take a dump on J-Los chest. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/55 "2002-12-14T14:10:52Z")
Good for you Ryan. You wouldn’t happen to have just seen _Not Another Teen Movie_ , would you have? ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/56 "2002-12-14T14:30:23Z")
Yes, but I couldn’t resist using that term for J-Lo! ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/57 "2002-12-14T17:02:31Z")
**Michael Ellis** , I completely fell for that “Kandahar Broccoli” thing. Don’t be surprised if you come to find out that you’ve just started an Urban Legend. I can’t watch J-Lo. She gets me too riled up. ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/58 "2002-12-14T17:52:03Z")
They really should make an English/Pervertese dictionary. I always wear a fur coat and full makeup on the beach. C’mon girls, admit it. You do too. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/59 "2002-12-14T17:54:57Z")
If you are over 18, come down to DC and I’ll let you experience some of the terms firsthand, **Witch**. I mean, if you want to know that badly. ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/60 "2002-12-14T17:57:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Gaspode \* > \*\*Well, hell. She’s still _Jenny from the block_ as shown in [this pictorial](http://www.jlols.330.ca/temp/bogereaterjen.jpg), where she picks her nose and… yeach. \*\* _ **"EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwww!!!"** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617.md?page=4)