# Jennifer Lopez **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 13, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617 "2002-12-13T21:45:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/61 "2002-12-14T17:58:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Gaspode \* > \*\*Well, hell. She’s still _Jenny from the block_ as shown in [this pictorial](http://www.jlols.330.ca/temp/bogereaterjen.jpg), where she picks her nose and… yeach. \*\* Yet another instants where the “barfy” smiley should come in… Come on Mods…Give us a barfy smile…We need one! ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/62 "2002-12-14T18:00:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Witch \* > \*\*I always wear a fur coat and full makeup on the beach. C’mon girls, admit it. You do too. \*\* Me too, I just like to keep it real. And, _word_, to **LolaCocaCola**. I was punishing myself for some sin in my past by watching the J.L. Revealed with Jules Asner on E! and I had to switch it after about 8 minutes after an ungodly amount of "Do you know what I mean?"s. When she says it, she even scrunches up her face as if to convey that even _she_ has no idea what the hell she’s talking about. I hate, _hate_, _HATE_ her. Go away J. Ho! (That’s my husband’s pet name for her) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/63 "2002-12-14T18:23:09Z")
Kandahar Brocolli is the act of her standing on her head with her legs spread apart under his chin as he _ahem_ gives her oral pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/64 "2002-12-14T18:31:30Z")
Oral pleasure? I don’t understand. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/65 "2002-12-14T18:33:24Z")
He brushes her teeth! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/66 "2002-12-14T18:50:54Z")
**Neurotik** …no thanks. I fear my learning process would suffer as I wouldn’t respond well to what seems to be a total lack of sense of humor on your part. I can’t watch that video any more when it comes on. You have to wonder what she is thinking…doesn’t she see how ricidulous it is? ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/67 "2002-12-14T20:03:35Z")
Me? Lack of sense of humor? You must be thinking of some other **Neurotik**. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/68 "2002-12-14T21:18:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nutty Bunny \* > \*\*He brushes her teeth! 😛 \*\* That explains so very much. Yet, somehow, also confuses so much more. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/69 "2002-12-14T21:29:48Z")
**Smeghead** , Don’t you get any oral pleasure from brushing your teeth? I mean, the toothpaste I use is so tingly and refreshing–very pleasurable indeed. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/70 "2002-12-14T21:35:17Z")
Yeah, but while the girl is standing on her head? Pasty lather would probably dribble into your sinuses. Not good times. Bad times. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/71 "2002-12-14T21:57:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \* > **Michael Ellis, I completely fell for that “Kandahar Broccoli” thing. Don’t be surprised if you come to find out that you’ve just started an Urban Legend.** Just what I’ve always wanted! :evil grin: ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/72 "2002-12-15T07:11:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \* > \*\*You know, I was going to make a thread commenting on the fact that I saw Jennifer Lopez’s bare breasts on non-pay cable (USA) tonight, before 9 PM even, and then I saw this thread. Figured starting a new one for her breasts alone wouldn’t be necessary. \*\* Wha wha what? I hate J. Lo as much as the next red blooded American and to be honest, I don’t even think she’s that hot. But whenever a celeb bares it I just have to see it for some reason. What movie was this in? or have I been wooshed 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/73 "2002-12-15T09:23:24Z")
You’re supposed to _brush her teeth?_ I misunderstood the manual. I _suspected_ it was an awkward position for a reading of Virginia Woolf’s _The Waves_, but you know, I’ll try anything once. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/74 "2002-12-15T12:35:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \* > JuanitaTech was blissfully unaware of the phrase ‘put a map of Hawaii on her back’ and its meaning until she read this thread. Me, too. You know, I hang out with guys mostly, about 90% of my time, and sometimes I even think I’ve heard all their slang terms for various male obesssions… and then something like this comes along to remind me that yes, I am female and not privy to all the nooks and crannies of the male world. [wrties down “put a map of Hawaii on her back” under appropriate category in the male-female/female-male dictionary…) ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/75 "2002-12-15T20:52:18Z")
**Broomstick** : I’m with you on that, and I think I’m actually somewhat pleased. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/76 "2002-12-15T22:33:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cisco \* > \*\*Wha wha what? I hate J. Lo as much as the next red blooded American and to be honest, I don’t even think she’s that hot. But whenever a celeb bares it I just have to see it for some reason. What movie was this in? or have I been wooshed 😕 \*\* ‘Out of Sight’ was the movie. It’s a very brief scene, a quick cut of Ms. Lopez bouncing across a bed, she may have been nude but I am not sure, it was less than a second but I did see nipples. They were making a big deal on USA about how they were showing movies with the good stuff left in for Christmas, and this was one of them. They muted out a lot of the cursing, but it seems the full violence and nudity was left in. ---
**Author:** ![cmosdes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cmosdes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmosdes)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/77 "2002-12-16T00:48:34Z")
I don’t get it. Why, if you don’t like someone, would you waste any energy thinking about them? And then go to the trouble of posting about them?! Is J.Lo a talented actress and singer? Who cares? Is she everywhere? Who cares? Is she a phony? WHO CARES? Sheesh, people. She has found a way to get people to pay her LOTS of money to do what she does. Let her have her gravy train ride. If you don’t like it, don’t buy her albums or go see her movies. Is it really worth ranting about? Give her credit for making herself such a sought after talent and succeeding. If it isn’t for you, move on and go support something you like. She is young, beautiful and, be it from luck or talent or a couch, successful. Let her do what she will with it. Is she the next MC Hammer (here today, gone tomorrow) or Madonna (not so fleeting success)? WHO CARES? ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/78 "2002-12-16T01:09:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cmosdes \* > \*\*WHO CARES? \*\* You, apparently. Someone doesn’t like someone, and for whatever reason, they post a message about it. Several other someones either agree, disagree, or feel the need to discuss the intimate metaphorical ties between Pacific maritime geology and back-squacking. You, in turn, come along and add your two cents, inexplicably congealing your argument around the idea that you don’t give a shit and neither should anyone else. But you gave a shit about our giving a shit to a shitty enough degree to tell us we shouldn’t give a shit…so what’s your point? ---
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/79 "2002-12-16T02:08:22Z")
I can’t wait til Ben gets to his senses and gives Jen the boot. I would love to be the fly on the wall when that happens. I hear she is very “Family Oriented”, A member of her family needs to say to her “You have been married twice and not even for a year with each marriage you are barely in your thirties, and you are heading into your third marriage” maybe we should call Elizabeth Taylor, cause she sure has gone through some men. ---
**Author:** ![cmosdes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cmosdes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmosdes)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/80 "2002-12-16T03:21:44Z")
Your point is taken, **apotheosis**. If I cared, I’d argue it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617.md?page=5)