# Jennifer Lopez

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 13, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617 "2002-12-13T21:45:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/101 "2002-12-17T02:01:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dalovindj \*  
> \*\*I’d like to give her a nice rodeo. That’s where you invite a bunch of friends over who go and hide in the closet. You then bring the person you intend to ride over. You turn the lights off, get all romantic, and when things heat up and get going nice, your friends jump out of the closet, turn on the lights, and start hollerin’ and Yee-Hawin’ and cheering you on, while someone records how long you can stay on . . .
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> The record is 28 sec. I’ think I could get 3 minutes on J-Lo. . .
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> DaLovin’ Dj \*\*

Your record would stand as being artificially assisted by the gravitational pull of her ass.

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**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/102 "2002-12-17T02:14:18Z")

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\<shrug\>

I sort of like her.

Not really her music, or her movies, for that matter. She has an energy that I think is cool.

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/103 "2002-12-17T03:55:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kyomara \*  
> \*\*You mean, like, 1983?
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> \*\*By the way, “putting the dog in the bath” means to insert your testicle into your partner’s chocolate starfish. The maneuver is so named as a metaphor for how difficult and slippery the whole operation is.
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> The payoff is great, though. \*\*

Yeah. I can see how that would feel really good.:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/104 "2002-12-17T14:04:49Z")

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> Chocolate Starfish \*\*

Band Name!

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/105 "2002-12-17T15:37:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \*
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> * * *
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> Band Name! \*\*

Close–it’s part of the name of a Limp Bizkit album: “Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water”

No, I’m not a fan of theirs, I just happen to know that.

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**Author:** ![Balduran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cc9497/32.png) [@Balduran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balduran)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-lopez/142617/106 "2002-12-17T16:35:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nutty Bunny \*  
> \*\*Note to self: Enter these in Palm pilot for future reference. \*\*

**Palm pilot** , heh heh.

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