# Jennifer Tilly: Hottest 50 year old ever?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 5, 2008, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268 "2008-11-05T14:51:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/41 "2008-11-06T01:55:21Z")

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Just for comparison, here’s one of my favorite trivia facts about past Hollywood.

In 1950, two great movies were made featuring aging actresses. In _Sunset Boulevard_ Gloria Swanson played a deranged crone who clung to younger boy toys and the memories of those glory years decades previously when she was the toast of Hollywood. In _All About Eve_ Bette Davis was the toast of Broadway but saw her status being overturned by a younger actress taking advantage of her youth and Davis’ age.

In 1950 Swanson was 51, Davis 42.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/42 "2008-11-06T02:06:40Z")

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Remember the Bowflex commercials featuring Donna McClure? When they first came out I was certain the ad agency had found the hottest fifty year old woman in the United States.

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**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/43 "2008-11-06T02:22:55Z")

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Those women, smoking hot as they may be, dream to reach 74 and look like Sophia Loren

…Jennifer Tilly…WOW…my wife’s just 40 (looking great if I may say so)…I’ll show the pictures to her…I need to give her goals…

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/44 "2008-11-06T02:23:58Z")

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Moar Hoff Please.

My list from these links:

1. Hoff
2. Tilly
3. Benetar. Or maybe Brinkley. But I’m thinking Benatar.

Honorable Mention: Helen Mirren only because I’m not sure if that’s real or not.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/45 "2008-11-06T02:37:38Z")

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Okay, not 50 until next June, but … [Lorrie Morgan](http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/10/24/lorrie.morgan.bankruptcy.ap/index.html?iref=newssearch).

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/46 "2008-11-06T03:09:03Z")

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November 16, 1958.  
And God created [Marg Helgenberger](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=marg+helgenberger&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=)

> [@Figaro](#):
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> Wow, couldn’t disagree more about the boobies. I once watched an entire episode of Celebrity Poker just to stare at those mammas.

Yeah, she won with a [big pair](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gq2sFvMZ6I).

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/47 "2008-11-06T03:16:37Z")

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I’ll be in mah bunk

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**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/48 "2008-11-06T03:18:06Z")

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Wow. All this time I thought Jen Tilly was at least ten years younger than her actual age. I’m still crazy about her [sister](http://delirium.lejournal.free.fr/meg_tilly.htm).

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**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/49 "2008-11-06T03:30:11Z")

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I can’t find any good pictures of her from this year, but I suspect that Isabelle Adjani still looks pretty good.

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**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/50 "2008-11-06T03:54:41Z")

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The OP has it right.

Have always had a thing for her from the [Moving Violations](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089629/) movie with the other other Murray brother… no,this fine piece of cinema couldn’t even get the Brian Doyle variety…but John.

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**Author:** ![Surreal\_McCoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7993a0/32.png) [@Surreal\_McCoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surreal_McCoy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/51 "2008-11-06T04:52:14Z")

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“Bound” with Tilly and Gina G. is a sexy movie. Although I’ll agree with others above about Susannah Hoffs – I’d walk like an egyptian to bangle her.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/52 "2008-11-06T05:05:26Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> The only reason Diane Lane isn’t being mentioned here is because she’s only 43. I’m bumping the thread in 7 years to put this argument to rest once and for all.

No. In fact I find it telling that you thought to mention her in this thread. When she first showed up on my radar around 2000 my first thought was “she is **incredibly** gorgeous for a woman near 50.” Imagine my :eek: when I looked her up and found out she was 35. Diane Lane looks like shit for her age and gets worse every year. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that she is or was a chain smoker.

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/53 "2008-11-06T05:13:40Z")

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[Morgan Fairchild](http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/morgan-fairchild-bobbs-cleavage-6.jpg) merits some consideration. Picture taken last year at age 57.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/54 "2008-11-06T05:14:43Z")

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[Raquel Welch, 67](http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/SEX/The-MILF-Index/GILF-Raquel-Welch)

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/55 "2008-11-06T08:51:57Z")

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Really, nothing could express my feelings about Ms. Tilly better than [this,](http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k48/tenimeart/Funny/would_hit_angry_god.jpg) so I’ll just leave it at that.

(I’ll be in muh bunk.)

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/56 "2008-11-06T15:31:32Z")

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If Jodie Foster can be on this list, then I get to Diane Lane here too! She only gets better looking with age! [Hummina hummina hummina](http://euroross.blogspot.com/Diane%20Lane%201.JPG)

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**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/57 "2008-11-06T15:47:17Z")

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Lynda Carter is 57, and she still looks great!

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/58 "2008-11-06T15:55:35Z")

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> [@Casey1505](#):
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> The only reason Diane Lane isn’t being mentioned here is because she’s only 43. I’m bumping the thread in 7 years to put this argument to rest once and for all.

Pardon me, but I believe you misspoke. The actress you refer to is properly known as “the goddess Diane Lane.”

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**Author:** ![Peanut\_Gallery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/838e76/32.png) [@Peanut\_Gallery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanut_Gallery)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/59 "2008-11-06T15:59:00Z")

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> [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](#):
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> Jennifer Tilly does look pretty amazing, but those boobs scare me. I do not like them at all.

WTF!? Would you happen to be the 21 year old girl she stole them from?

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**Author:** ![TupeloHoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@TupeloHoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TupeloHoney)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jennifer-tilly-hottest-50-year-old-ever/471268/60 "2008-11-06T16:05:07Z")

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celebs have all the money in the world to keep up with advancing medicine. I’m sure jennifer tilly uses some kind of new-age skin cream that keeps her wrinkles away. She probably also works out to keep in shape.

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