# Jeopardy porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 30, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541 "2003-01-30T04:19:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/1 "2003-01-30T04:19:57Z")
On today’s _Jeopardy_, one of the columns was “Chicks with Bics.” It was about female authors. Someone over there was having fun, no? [Kent Brockman] Now, we’re all taking golden showers! What? What? [/Kent Brockman] ---
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/2 "2003-01-30T04:33:59Z")
Yeah, I saw that. At the same time I did not understand the title of that catagorey. I guess I got whooshed because it didn’t make sense to me. Slee Damned, I think I just got it, “Bics” as in pens? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/3 "2003-01-30T04:38:30Z")
Yeah, _pens_ (ink pens), as opposed to _penis_. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/4 "2003-01-31T00:58:46Z")
\ Something your mother was never opposed to, Trebek. \ ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/5 "2003-01-31T01:15:11Z")
Ah, it probably means one of the writers was watching _Clerks_ while penning the answers. (Having once met a _Jeopardy!_ writer, I’m hardly surprised at this attempt at humor.) ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/6 "2003-01-31T03:45:50Z")
And on **DrFidelius** ’ note: \ I know Kung Fu… \ ~Ferry ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/7 "2003-01-31T03:57:36Z")
Speaking of Keanu… “Is it _iced_ tea?” “No!” “Then I have no idea!” ---
**Author:** ![TVS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@TVS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVS)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/8 "2003-01-31T05:17:06Z")
Gussy it up however you like, Trebeck, the question is, does it work? I’ve spent a pretty penny, let me tell you… ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/9 "2003-01-31T05:52:31Z")
I was barely listening to the show, it was on in the background. When I heard that I thought it was really the… um… well thing it was a take off from. I didn’t think much of it at first, then I thought to myself, “wait a second…” Then burst out laughing when I finally saw what the true catagory was. ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/10 "2003-01-31T06:51:47Z")
I still don’t get it. Is Bic a new slang term for penis? I hadn’t thought anything about it until I saw this thread, and I had the meaning figured out before it was explained. ---
**Author:** ![AveDementia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@AveDementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AveDementia)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/11 "2003-01-31T06:55:58Z")
It’s a takeoff on the phrase “Chicks with Dicks” which refers to hermaphrodites whos videos are in their own special section in the world of porn. ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/12 "2003-01-31T07:28:08Z")
Ah. Never heard the term before. Consider me whooshed. ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/13 "2003-01-31T11:31:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Number Six \* > **I still don’t get it. Is Bic a new slang term for penis?** Many years ago there was an ad campaign for Bic lighters which used the slogan “Flick my Bic”, which some saw as suggestive. ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/14 "2003-02-01T00:25:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \* > \*\*And on **DrFidelius** ’ note: > > \ > I know Kung Fu… > \ > > ~Ferry \*\* Can we pretend I know how to use them there little brackety things? ~Ferry ---
**Author:** ![raisinbread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8491ac/32.png) [@raisinbread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raisinbread)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/15 "2003-02-01T01:46:27Z")
And I thought this was about trannyvision ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/16 "2003-02-01T03:13:41Z")
must…resist…urge…to…comment…on… “Jeopardy Porn” ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/17 "2003-02-01T05:41:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ludovic \* > \*\*must…resist…urge…to…comment…on… “Jeopardy Porn” \*\* I commend you on your restraint, **Ludovic.** Especially for not commenting on Double Jeopardy Porn.😛 ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/18 "2003-02-01T05:56:17Z")
Trebek: And you wrote…nothing. The question was ‘Write anything’ and you wrote nothing. And you wagered…eleventy billion dollars. That’s not even a number. Keanu: Yet. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/19 "2003-02-01T06:11:10Z")
S.C. - I’ll take the rapists for $100, Alex A.T. - That’s therapists. One word. Therapists. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-porn/151541/20 "2003-02-01T07:33:37Z")
SNL Jeopardy rocked, didn’t it?