# Jeopardy: That's not Gneiss **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 19, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341 "2012-02-19T19:29:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/21 "2012-02-19T23:26:37Z")
Frankly, I think you’ve all lost your marbles. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/22 "2012-02-19T23:30:38Z")
This thread would be right at home in a quarry. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/23 "2012-02-19T23:43:05Z")
These puns serve no porphrys at all. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/24 "2012-02-20T00:08:44Z")
I certainly have no apatite for them. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/25 "2012-02-20T00:18:49Z")
I lava good joke, though. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/26 "2012-02-20T00:35:00Z")
I notice the puns are getting boulder. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/27 "2012-02-20T01:14:49Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I notice the puns are getting boulder. I know, they’re getting Moh harder to take. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/28 "2012-02-20T01:44:50Z")
I’m drowning in an avalanche of these puns. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/29 "2012-02-20T02:34:26Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I notice the puns are getting boulder. Ore are they just getting harder to understand? People here can be a bit erratic. I think a couple quartz of beer are called for. ---
**Author:** ![Tapiotar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3be4f8/32.png) [@Tapiotar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapiotar)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/30 "2012-02-20T02:49:16Z")
Good idea. I mica known all this talc would make me thirsty. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/31 "2012-02-20T03:10:24Z")
Many good posts here, but no real gems yet. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/32 "2012-02-20T03:16:39Z")
These puns rock. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/33 "2012-02-20T03:17:38Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Many good posts here, but no real gems yet. But many diamonds in the rough. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/34 "2012-02-20T03:19:55Z")
But some leave me coal, even still. ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/35 "2012-02-20T07:55:53Z")
I wish I could come up with a pun, but I can’t and it slate so I’m going to bed. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/36 "2012-02-20T08:37:40Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Many good posts here, but no real gems yet. Sorry, they’re asbestos we can do. ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/37 "2012-02-20T09:46:51Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > Sorry, they’re asbestos we can do. _Groan_ That was terrible! You just couldn’t bring yourself topaz that up, could you? Agate so tired of all these jokes sand puns! But I guess my complaining is silicas I do it too. I hope I can undo the damage fluorite die. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/38 "2012-02-20T09:53:00Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I think a couple quartz of beer are called for. Graben! And while you’re at the fridge, grab a bunch! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/39 "2012-02-20T10:15:08Z")
Everybody must get stoned. ---
**Author:** ![Tapiotar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3be4f8/32.png) [@Tapiotar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapiotar)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/40 "2012-02-20T13:26:04Z")
> [@Alan\_Smithee](#): > > _Groan_ That was terrible! You just couldn’t bring yourself topaz that up, could you? Agate so tired of all these jokes sand puns! > > But I guess my complaining is silicas I do it too. I hope I can undo the damage fluorite die. Does that mean you rubying here? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341.md?page=3)