# Jeopardy: That's not Gneiss **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 19, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341 "2012-02-19T19:29:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/41 "2012-02-20T15:39:47Z")
Hey, this is the dope, I just take these types of puns for granite. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/42 "2012-02-20T15:50:38Z")
Hi Opal! ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/43 "2012-02-20T20:46:53Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > Sorry, they’re asbestos we can do. > [@Alan\_Smithee](#): > > _Groan_ That was terrible! Thank you! . ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/44 "2012-02-21T15:03:58Z")
Gravel! (wait, am I doing this right?) ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/45 "2012-02-21T15:05:56Z")
It’s all \*\*John Mace’s \*\*fault for starting this thread. I’ve had just about enough of this boulderdash. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Know\_Nothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f04885/32.png) [@I\_Know\_Nothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Know_Nothing)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/46 "2012-02-21T18:46:17Z")
Calling **Snowboarder Bo**. Come in **Snowboarder Bo**. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Know\_Nothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f04885/32.png) [@I\_Know\_Nothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Know_Nothing)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/47 "2012-02-21T18:49:02Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Ore are they just getting harder to understand? People here can be a bit erratic. I think a couple quartz of beer are called for. Ore possibly a few shots of Tequila. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/48 "2012-02-21T19:08:26Z")
> [@I\_Know\_Nothing](#): > > Calling **Snowboarder Bo**. Come in **Snowboarder Bo**. Nah, having him post at this point in the thread would be anticlineactive. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/49 "2012-02-21T19:21:50Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Nah, having him post at this point in the thread would be anticlineactive. Try being a bit more magma-nanimous with our brethren. I’d like to see somebody create a pun out of “pyroclastic flow”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/50 "2012-02-21T19:39:01Z")
Well, it involves a young lady I know named Florence and several of her classmates, who all developed nervous mannerisms during their class on Arson at the fire-fighting academy. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/51 "2012-02-21T21:17:05Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I’d like to see somebody create a pun out of “pyroclastic flow”. 😃 She’s the Progressive insurance rep who arranges coverage for volcanologists. Any questions about your coverage, just esker. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/52 "2012-02-21T23:50:57Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > She’s the Progressive insurance rep who arranges coverage for volcanologists. Any questions about your coverage, just esker. Lahar-har-har. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/53 "2012-02-22T00:17:48Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Well, it involves a young lady I know named Florence Tell us, does she have nice cleavage? I have been waiting forever for a chance to make a cleavage joke in this thread… ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/54 "2012-02-22T00:48:05Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > BZZZZT. Already taken. And I missed it not once but _twice_… I had thought I had searched for it. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/55 "2012-02-22T01:14:22Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Lahar-har-har. A’a’! ---
**Author:** ![Twoflower](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/twoflower/32/22_2.png) [@Twoflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twoflower)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/56 "2012-02-22T01:53:02Z")
From out here on the porphyry, this thread is looking like a pile of unconsolidated rubble. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/57 "2012-02-23T03:36:35Z")
If you screw up too bad, jurassic on the line! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2012, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/58 "2012-02-23T03:44:38Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > She’s the Progressive insurance rep who arranges coverage for volcanologists. Any questions about your coverage, just esker. Oh, I lava her! ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/59 "2012-02-24T18:12:52Z")
> [@Alan\_Smithee](#): > > _Groan_ That was terrible! No pumice too terrible for this thread. (Weak, but hoping to keep the thread alive.) ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341/60 "2012-02-24T18:22:30Z")
> [@Larry\_Mudd](#): > > Whose fault is it that we’re carrying on in this vein? > [@Tapiotar](#): > > Does that mean you rubying here? > [@Tengu](#): > > Tell us, does she have nice cleavage? You are the only winners. The rest did not respond in the form of a question. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeopardy-thats-not-gneiss/613341.md?page=4)