# Jeremy Clarkson is a pig

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 19, 2022, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814 "2022-12-19T22:53:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Loggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Loggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loggins)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/301 "2023-01-28T15:09:49Z")

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In my country, politicians need to apologize a lot.

The most common apology, is “Im sorry YOU took offence of my remark” So, the usual method amongst my people is that YOU are responsible for the reaction to MY offence. Its never possible that the offender is guilty of any thing.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/302 "2023-01-28T17:57:45Z")

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> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#):
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> However, for those interested in ploughing through that thread they will find that I clearly apologised for using a potentially confusing example to make a point and said, without any problem, that I should have chosen a better one.

Dude stop. When SDMB folks take their torches and pitchforks and play follow the leader into the Pit to attack you, it’s done. Nothing you can say will turn back the horde.

You apologized? That’s just giving them more words to twist into unrecognizable shapes. Your words no longer belong to you.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/303 "2023-01-28T18:06:20Z")

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> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> When SDMB folks take their torches and pitchforks and play follow the leader into the Pit to attack you, it’s done.

[Galileo gambit - RationalWiki](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Galileo_gambit)

> It is not enough to wear the mantle of Galileo: that you be persecuted by an unkind establishment. You must also be right.

[Persecution complex - RationalWiki](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Persecution_complex)

> The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true desserts.

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/304 "2023-01-28T18:45:59Z")

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but unfortunately for you Reimann, those so motivated and open-minded enough to _actually_ read what I say, then compare it with what I’m _accused_ of saying, will see that I am right and you are wrong.

It is in black and white and it ain’t going anywhere.

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/305 "2023-01-28T18:50:42Z")

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> [@Mijin](#):
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> Agree to disagree is a complete cop-out here. This is a discussion forum.
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> So instead of just asserting your position, how about trying to point to things in his statement that support what you’re saying, as I have been doing for multiple posts now?

I posted the whole apology, (which was more than anyone else did). I note the tone, length and explanatory depth of what he did, what he felt and the fact that he is sorry for doing so.  
Knowing something of the off-screen and on-screen persona this reads to me as honest and sincere.

It is a qualitative assessment. You aren’t going to get a definitive analysis of true/false here. As such we absolutely can agree to disagree, in fact I don’t think there is any other option.

Disagreeing is absolutely fine.

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/306 "2023-01-28T18:52:24Z")

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> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> Dude stop. When SDMB folks take their torches and pitchforks and play follow the leader into the Pit to attack you, it’s done. Nothing you can say will turn back the horde.
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> You apologized? That’s just giving them more words to twist into unrecognizable shapes. Your words no longer belong to you.

What can I say? it is a hobby and it amuses me.

The last part is accurate though, as Clarkson himself found out. An honest apology is never enough and often just feeds the beast.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/307 "2023-01-28T18:54:08Z")

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> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#):
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> those so motivated and open-minded enough to _actually_ read what I say, then compare it with what I’m _accused_ of saying, will see that I am right and you are wrong

If only we could find a True Open-Minded Scotsman.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/308 "2023-01-28T18:55:30Z")

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> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#):
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> What can I say? it is a hobby and it amuses me.

It’s your refuge from living in a real world where you can’t express your racist, misogynistic views like you desperately need to.

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/309 "2023-01-28T18:58:36Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#):
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> It’s your refuge from living in a real world where you can’t express your racist, misogynistic views like you desperately need to.

Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies.

As always.

I don’t express such views because I don’t hold such views. Never have.

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/310 "2023-01-28T19:01:24Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> If only we could find a True Open-Minded Scotsman.

It is a paradox of your own construction. It is easy enough for to break it though if you so wish.

Next time you want to argue against a point of view I hold, quote the actual text of the words I used and comment on them.

I would applaud your open-mindedness and honesty if you did so. It’d be a refreshing change

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/311 "2023-01-28T19:17:12Z")

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> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#):
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> It is a paradox of your own construction.

There is nothing paradoxical about your refusal to _ever_ listen and learn; your psychology of digging in deeper the more facts and information are presented that contradict your position; you as the personification of the Galileo Gambit, perversely interpreting the fact that others disagree with you _in itself_ as a validation of your intellectual superiority.

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/312 "2023-01-28T19:24:24Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> There is nothing paradoxical about your refusal to _ever_ listen and learn; your psychology of digging in deeper the more facts and information are presented that contradict your position; you as the personification of the Galileo Gambit, perversely interpreting the fact that others disagree with you _in itself_ as a validation of your intellectual superiority.

And the more you refuse to swallow your pride and actually quote the actual words you have a problem with the more you prove my point for me.

I’ve never claimed any intellectual superiority, that was an accusation made on my behalf by someone else but I don’t expect you to acknowledge it. Just like I would not expect you to acknowledge that in the description of my job that you weirdly pulled into this thread I state that the others in the room with me are smarter than me. Wouldn’t fit your pre-determined opinion so it’ll be quietly ignored.

Have you anything new to say? You are a broken record so unless you’ve got a new point I’m just going stop responding. At some point it stops being interesting.

Take it as a win if it makes you happy, you could do with it.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/313 "2023-01-28T19:55:02Z")

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> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#):
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> The “lookalikes” is a regular section that cruelly takes the piss out of the appearance of various powerful people, race is not a factor. Boringly predictable that you would think it is.

You think “race is not a factor” in somebody’s suggesting that Rishi Sunak “looks like” Mr Potato Head?? That’s “I don’t see color”-level of willful obliviousness.

You also appear to have jumped to the conclusion that I assumed that only brown politicians like Sunak would be subjects of mockery in Private Eye “lookalikes”, which I did not assume and did not imply. But I think your blanket assertion that the specific ways that politicians are mocked for their looks has nothing to do with race is completely unsupported and smacks of wishful thinking.

Yes, I would hope it would be “boringly predictable” of me to be aware that a UK satire mag making fun of how a brown politician looks might plausibly be influenced by racist stereotypes. Any non-bigot who’s not incredibly naive and/or stupid would be “boringly predictable” in that awareness.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/314 "2023-01-28T20:52:22Z")

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I came to the (probably inevitable) conclusion that N\_B is doing low level trolling and/or is so fixated on his own POV to the point of excluding all other points to the degree it’s indistinguishable from low level trolling. But that’s their bag, so I figured I’d spare them and myself and threw down an ignore. And it improved this thread by over 80%+. 🙂

Because right now it’s all N\_B wailing, gnashing their teeth, and crying “Oh woe is me!” (based on the replies at least).

One day we’ll get back to the point of the thread, rather than a pathetic apologist exposing his privilege for all the world to see (oh wait, that’s both N\_B AND the target of the thread, perhaps there’s a connection?).

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/315 "2023-01-28T21:57:45Z")

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We could just rename the thread “Jeremy Clarkson and Novelty\_Bubble are pigs” but those sorts of titles are no longer allowed in the Pit.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/316 "2023-01-28T22:35:11Z")

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For that matter, has anyone ever seen N\_B and Clarkson in the same room at the same time? It would explain a few things.

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2023, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/317 "2023-01-29T03:02:15Z")

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> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#):
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> I posted the whole apology, (which was more than anyone else did). I note the tone, length and explanatory depth of what he did, what he felt and the fact that he is sorry for doing so.

So still nothing comes to mind.  
You are unable to point to any specifics of what he said that supports your position, nor can you show anything wrong in my _actual analysis_ of what he said, and how it is a non-apology.

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2023, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/318 "2023-01-29T03:08:34Z")

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Hmm - Clarkson grew up in Yorkshire, and spends much of his working life surrounded by people smarter than him (Hammond and May, for a start)…

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2023, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/319 "2023-01-29T09:06:49Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> You think “race is not a factor” in somebody’s suggesting that Rishi Sunak “looks like” Mr Potato Head??

Correct, I don’t think race played _any_ part in that comparison. I think it is blindingly obvious that the stylised hair and glasses on the potato and on the PM, plus the overall shape of Sunaks head are what make it a good piss-take. None of those have anything to do with Sunak’s race.

I’m not in the least bit surprised that you’d make that assumption. I made a point earlier that people are prone to assuming that every accusation of wrongdoing is true when it accords with their prior beliefs.

You make my point for me, what would convince you that the lookalike _isn’t_ motivated by racism?

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2023, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-clarkson-is-a-pig/976814/320 "2023-01-29T09:14:49Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> One day we’ll get back to the point of the thread, rather than a pathetic apologist exposing his privilege for all the world to see (oh wait, that’s both N\_B AND the target of the thread, perhaps there’s a connection?).

ah yes, you were the one who either deliberately or carelessly misrepresented my claim, then _completely_ invented a position I didn’t hold, were called out on it and then decided the most honorable thing to do was completely ignore their error hoping people wouldn’t notice or wouldn’t care.

Well, half right I suppose, well done you.

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