# Jeremy Irons **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 13, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071 "2004-10-13T20:48:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/21 "2004-10-13T23:47:07Z")
Brian Can’t. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/22 "2004-10-14T00:01:10Z")
James Woods. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/23 "2004-10-14T00:43:05Z")
George Burns! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/24 "2004-10-14T01:25:28Z")
Brooke Shields. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/25 "2004-10-14T01:39:16Z")
Gascoigne Pees ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/26 "2004-10-14T03:05:38Z")
Tom Cruise Russell Crowe Nicole Kid-man ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/27 "2004-10-14T03:47:31Z")
Peter Pears Martin Peters ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/28 "2004-10-14T04:09:51Z")
Sorry for the hijack. According to the rules inspired by the thread title, it should be someone {Jeremy} does something {Irons}. Wesley Snipes is an excellent example, while James Woods doesn’t work: “to wood” isn’t a verb. Ideally they should be someone with a Cafe Society connection, so Jesse Helms and Joseph Banks are out. Roger Waters John Waters Robbie Burns Van Dyke Parks ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/29 "2004-10-14T04:45:40Z")
Mel Brooks Nicholas Sparks ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/30 "2004-10-14T05:28:17Z")
Rosa Parks Bill Gates Santa Claus Socks (Clinton’s cat) Jennifer Flowers Barney Franks Red Buttons Suzanne Summers Zasu Pitts Sean “P. Diddy” Combs Soupy Sales Timothy Bottoms Ethel Waters Garth Brooks Don Knotts But Immanuel Kant ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/31 "2004-10-14T08:36:51Z")
Jim Carrey Jennifer Garner Alicia Keys ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/32 "2004-10-14T08:46:21Z")
Good, but it still has to form a grammatical sentence: Shabba Ranks ---
**Author:** ![Ozchick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f6c823/32.png) [@Ozchick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ozchick)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/33 "2004-10-14T08:46:49Z")
Kate Holmes Ginger Rogers (giggle) ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/34 "2004-10-14T08:58:33Z")
> [@Ozchick](#): > > Kate Holmes > Ginger Rogers (giggle) Ginger Rogers. \ ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/35 "2004-10-14T09:00:43Z")
> [@Middlecase](#): > > Good, but it still has to form a grammatical sentence: Mmm. Lemme try this again, then. Clark Kent Taye Diggs ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/36 "2004-10-14T11:03:47Z")
Norman Fell ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/37 "2004-10-14T11:07:45Z")
Victoria Falls ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/38 "2004-10-14T12:02:38Z")
Didi Conn – Immanuel Kant. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/39 "2004-10-14T12:09:08Z")
Lorena Bobbit. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071/40 "2004-10-14T13:54:37Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Didi Conn – > > Immanuel Kant. and Walt Disney [/dodgy scottish accent] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/269071.md?page=3)