# Jeremy Irons.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 19, 2008, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274 "2008-09-19T05:56:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![el\_nombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9dc877/32.png) [@el\_nombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/el_nombre)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/61 "2008-09-19T20:45:40Z")

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Eric Stoltz…my wallet

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**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/62 "2008-09-19T21:03:54Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> I can just see Alicia keying in a PIN number so Tyra can do her banking, while Brooke shields the transaction from onlookers.

Touché, **Annie Xmas**! :smack:

I’ll raise you an Alicia Keys in the coordinates, Tyra Banks the plane while Brooke Shields them from the glaring sun.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/63 "2008-09-19T21:37:24Z")

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Is Jamie Farr away?

Who does William Merritt Chase?

Does Johnny Cash his paycheck on Friday or does he have direct deposit?

Aaarrrr!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/64 "2008-09-19T22:02:28Z")

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Sean Combs.

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/65 "2008-09-19T22:12:47Z")

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Does Bobby Flay while Soupy Sales?

arrrrrrr…

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/66 "2008-09-19T23:19:21Z")

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Elizabeth Banks

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/67 "2008-09-20T00:09:58Z")

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Joanne Dru.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/68 "2008-09-20T00:14:25Z")

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Michael Shanks

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/69 "2008-09-20T00:21:44Z")

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John, William and Byron Hurt.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/70 "2008-09-20T00:24:18Z")

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Samantha Bee and George Will

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/71 "2008-09-20T00:26:36Z")

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Misty May

or, Misty May-Treanor

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/72 "2008-09-20T00:46:55Z")

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How quickly did you guys forget Barry Bonds.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/73 "2008-09-20T00:59:24Z")

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Franz Joseph’s wife is Haydn, but Julius Caesar.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/74 "2008-09-20T01:12:20Z")

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I told Johnny Paycheck.  
I let Peter Parker when they went to Garth Brooks.  
BTW, Harry Reams.  
If you have Dick Trickle, see a doctor.

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/75 "2008-09-20T01:27:24Z")

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Following the “rule”:

Hayley Mills  
W. C. Fields  
Louise (& Albert) Brooks  
John Drew Barrymore

Now for some tense completely different:  
(some for the phonetics only)

John Drew Barrymore  
Did Jerry Fallwell?  
Does Winona Ryder?  
Does Reese eat Witherspoon?  
Is Loretta Young?  
Does Janet Leigh?  
Is Ben Affleck?  
Is Fred Astaire?  
Does Christian Bale?  
Is Jack Black?  
Does Bob Hope?  
Is Angelina Jolie?  
Is Clive Owen?  
Does Gregory Peck?  
Is kevin Spacey?  
Is Hilary Swank?  
Is Gene Wilder?  
Is Billy Crystal?  
Is Albert Finney?  
Is Henry Fonda Jane?  
Is William Holden?  
Does Fredric March?  
Is Ben Stiller?  
When car-shopping, does Mary Pickford? A Redford, perhaps?

And for some descriptive transpositions or puncuation,

Basil, Rathbone?  
Ginger, Rogers?  
Sigourney, Weaver  
Sandra, Bullock  
Halle, Berry  
Nicholas, Cage  
Gary, Cooper  
James, Dean  
Jamie, Foxx  
Morgan, Freeman  
Clark, Gable  
Ava, Gardner  
Judy, Garland  
Richard, Gere  
Danny, Glover  
John, Goodman  
Heath, Ledger  
Dennis, Hopper  
Deborah, Kerr (phonetically only, please)  
Stan, Laurel  
Jack, Lemmon  
Gary, Oldman  
Hardy, Oliver  
Norma, Shearer  
Spacek, Sissy?  
Deborah, Winger

And, of course, descriptive _per se_:

Woody Allen

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/76 "2008-09-20T01:35:03Z")

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Ruben Studdard

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/77 "2008-09-20T01:48:23Z")

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Ooh. That was my 1500th post (and one of my better ones, IIDSSM).

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/78 "2008-09-20T01:51:07Z")

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Megan Follows. ([http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001227/](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001227/))

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/79 "2008-09-20T01:52:50Z")

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William Shakespear.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeremy-irons/464274/80 "2008-09-20T01:56:43Z")

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Is Rudyard Kippling?

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