# Jericho 10/11 (spoilers)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 11, 2006, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124 "2006-10-11T23:28:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/1 "2006-10-11T23:28:47Z")

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How bad will it get?

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/2 "2006-10-11T23:53:56Z")

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How bad will it get? It’s already so bad that it’s FABULOUS! 😃

As usual, the recaps and the snarkmeisters at [TWoP](http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/category_2934.html) make it all worthwhile.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/3 "2006-10-12T00:14:27Z")

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Hmmm…a “John Doe” suffering radiation sickness, could this be our first Radioactive Zombie?

PUHLEEZEEE, have him sit up and moan for some spicy BRAIIIINNNSS!!!

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/4 "2006-10-12T00:22:29Z")

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“They’re coming…” (For your BRAAAIIINNNS, perhaps?)

Bring on the Radioactive Zombies!

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/5 "2006-10-12T00:38:38Z")

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Sky and all her friends need to die in a painfull, slow, yet entertaining fashion. Or better yet “they” can come and just pillage the town and slaughter the townspeople.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/6 "2006-10-12T00:49:06Z")

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So what happened in the discussion between Hawkins and the John Doe Zombie, our local CBS affiliate kept breaking into the show with updates on a cop that got shot in Portland, Me, and they chose to break in just as Hawkins got mad at John Zombie, so i missed what happened

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/7 "2006-10-12T00:56:41Z")

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Hawkins knew Victor. Hawkins was mad at hime because he went back to Denver when they agreed “only families”. Victor told Hawkins that there was a “traitor”, but died before mentioning his name.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/8 "2006-10-12T01:13:13Z")

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I think Mayor Dad’s speech was even hokier than the one in the premiere. I didn’t think that was possible. “We’re fighting for our humanity!” Oy gevalt. Loved the way the dark turtleneck in the dark room made him look like he was a disembodied face floating in air. Like that scary floating face dude in Time Bandits. (I just gave myself the heebie-jeebies. That movie scares the bejeebers out of me.)

But wouldn’t it be great if brain-craving zombies really did show up? That would rock.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/9 "2006-10-12T01:16:37Z")

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I’m disappointed that Dale didn’t take his food with him when Skylar told him to leave.

I don’t get why Hawkins’ family needs a cover story. Who cares where they lived or where his kids went to school? “You’re from Memphis? Oh, you must be a bad guy.”

Makes no sense.

Dale didn’t explain how he got the food five miles to town. We haven’t seen him drive anything. He walks to Skylar’s house.

Nurse (doctor?) April didn’t leave any instructions on how to operate the hand-pump for the preemie. Is she the only medical staff? Nobody else was at the clinic when the bombs dropped?

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/10 "2006-10-12T01:53:37Z")

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[QUOTE=AuntiePam]  
I don’t get why Hawkins’ family needs a cover story. Who cares where they lived or where his kids went to school? “You’re from Memphis? Oh, you must be a bad guy.”

Makes no sense.  
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My W.A.G.: Hawkins worked for one of those three-letter intelligence agencies. They’ve known for **months** that this was coming. Someone had bombs planted all over the US and was trying to blackmail the government; the government tried to stop the plot, failed, and now Hawkins and his buddies would get strung up and flayed if anyone ever found out.

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**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/11 "2006-10-12T02:22:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Lumpy]  
My W.A.G.: Hawkins worked for one of those three-letter intelligence agencies. They’ve known for **months** that this was coming. Someone had bombs planted all over the US and was trying to blackmail the government; the government tried to stop the plot, failed, and now Hawkins and his buddies would get strung up and flayed if anyone ever found out.  
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I dunno, that doesn’t really fit with the concepts of “there’s a traitor among us” and “the rally point isn’t safe.” I think these guys either had something to do with the bombs or else they were trying to oppose someone else who did and who wants them dead because they know too much.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/12 "2006-10-12T02:38:33Z")

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**Lumpy** , that makes more sense. I forgot that the family came from Denver, so they’d definitely need a cover story.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/13 "2006-10-12T05:34:33Z")

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I’d like to see them explore the refugee issue in more detail–but then, that would be difficult, since most of them would croak before they reached Jericho. Makes you wonder, though. Would the town take people in and try to help them, or seal themselves off somehow in an attempt to save those who already live there?

Man, I’d hate to be Hawkins’ wife or kids. That guy makes me nervous.

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/14 "2006-10-12T05:47:42Z")

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This show is perilously close to losing me. The show isn’t terrible and I do have lots of questions but Skeet walking into the bar and giving that speech almost made me throw up.

I don’t think Hawkins is a bad guy seeing as he has helped the town on occasion. If he had any part in the bombings, I would think he’d just shut up (which he seems to try to do half the time but his conscience seems to get the better of him and he feels the need to help out - or something). Other than ‘he’s not bad’ I really dont’ have a friggin clue what’s up with his situation. He confuses me.

I may have missed something, I tend to zone out when watching this show.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/15 "2006-10-12T11:44:07Z")

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[QUOTE=drm]  
This show is perilously close to losing me. The show isn’t terrible and I do have lots of questions but Skeet walking into the bar and giving that speech almost made me throw up.

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It’s already lost me. I’m afraid you will have to do without my scintillating commentary on this show from now on. 😉 For crying out loud, it’s only been four days since the “bombs.” Heather had a broken leg, and she’s hopping up and down from a water truck? :smack:

When you find yourself flipping during commercials to a _Scrubs_ rerun on local TV and not wanting to go back, you know the show has lost you.

Farewell, _Jericho_. I really liked Gerald McRaney and I was hoping this would work, and I can’t put my finger on it, but it’s not working.

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**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/16 "2006-10-12T13:56:39Z")

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I’m gone too. Next week I’ll be watching the repeat of last night’s “Ghost Hunters” instead. It’s much more grounded in reality than “Jericho.”

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/17 "2006-10-12T14:30:33Z")

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Sorry, one more :smack: moment…I guess Dale walked five miles back and forth carrying a couple of cans each time to restock Gracie’s store?

I can suspend belief. I cannot suspend reality. I can believe in transporters and phasers with a bit of technobabble explanation, but come on! Tell me Heather just sprained her knee! Tell me Dale can drive a truck! Something!!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/18 "2006-10-12T15:19:44Z")

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[QUOTE=ivylass]  
I guess Dale walked five miles  
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What am I missing? I thought he drove. How did he get to the party?

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/19 "2006-10-12T16:41:00Z")

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I haven’t seen him with a car. Maybe I missed it? He walked up to the train that was “five miles away” and saw it was full of food. I’m assuming, teenaged girls being what they are (and I used to be one, so I can speak a bit about this) if Dale had a car he wouldn’t be quite the geeky outsider that Skylar and her friends think he is.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jericho-10-11-spoilers/376124/20 "2006-10-12T17:37:33Z")

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[QUOTE=drm]  
This show is perilously close to losing me. The show isn’t terrible and I do have lots of questions but Skeet walking into the bar and giving that speech almost made me throw up.

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I couldn’t help but compare that scene to a similar one in the Deadwood pilot, when Calamity Jane berated everyone in the Gem saloon for not going out to look for massacre survivors. “I don’t drink where I’m the only f\*\*\*ing one with balls!”

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