# Jerry Falwell is a cuck and was blackmailed into supporting Trump

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 24, 2020, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898 "2020-08-24T17:23:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/101 "2020-08-31T16:23:09Z")

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> [@Skunkdog](#):
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> I know a homosexual man who was kicked out of Liberty University after they discovered his internet browsing habits. Not sure why a homosexual would want to go there in the first place

Are you kidding? At the rate Evangelical-types turn out to be in the closet, it probably seemed like fertile ground for finding hook-ups.

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/102 "2020-08-31T16:29:19Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> For a party opposed to the concept of public transportation, they seem to use a lot of buses.

I think they have a Bus Share arrangement. They use an App.

> [@filmore](#):
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> While it’s not necessarily wrong to bring others into their marriage, he is misrepresenting how active his role was in participating.

Basically:  
Whenever there’s something wrong in a marriage, it’s the woman’s fault.  
Whenever there is some cause for sexual scandal, it’s the fault of the person(s) other than the “White Cis Male In A Position Of Respect”.

HE, the husband/Man, is clean, or at least, only made a mistake in the face of temptation and is owed empathy and compassion. Not like those _other_ people who are just wicked and bringing down a godly man.

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/103 "2020-08-31T18:01:49Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> > [@Skunkdog](#):
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> > I know a homosexual man who was kicked out of Liberty University after they discovered his internet browsing habits. Not sure why a homosexual would want to go there in the first place
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> Are you kidding? At the rate Evangelical-types turn out to be in the closet, it probably seemed like fertile ground for finding hook-ups

You’re not joking. A LGBT Liberty U alum wrote a piece about the gay underground at LU for a Virginia magazine. He had this to say about the school’s conversion therapy program:

_Now imagine this: you’re gay and at a school where not allowed to articulate or act upon your sexuality, leaving you with having to guess who might also be gay, with very few clues. Then, your conversion therapist tells you that you have an exclusive opportunity to gather in a small, sweaty room for a secret meeting with about fifteen or so other gay guys._

_To put it mildly, conversion therapists aren’t the brightest of folks. As you might have expected, for several of the guys who attended, the conversion therapy group became gay Christian speed dating._

Reminds me of a former cow-orker who often reminisced fondly of his time at an all-male Navy base on Diego Rivera, where he could fully indulge in his two favorite hobbies of gay sex and fishing. (I honestly couldn’t tell which of the two he enjoyed more.)

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/104 "2020-08-31T23:51:13Z")

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Here’s some news:

> **[Liberty announces investigation into Falwell's tenure](https://apnews.com/0220ed28de3376c7f70f013bdb4bdfc1)**
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> RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — Liberty University is opening an independent investigation into Jerry Falwell Jr...

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/105 "2020-09-01T00:44:25Z")

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Another right wing grifter, stealing money from their stupid flock.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/106 "2020-09-01T01:01:01Z")

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I’m willing to bet the Board has been champing at the bit to investigate the Falwellls. Apparently Becki has been running the University as her own personal fiefdom. Do not expect this to die quietly.

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/107 "2020-09-01T01:02:49Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> Do not expect this to die quietly. -

I sure hope not.  
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**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/108 "2020-09-01T01:03:52Z")

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You ever notice that when evangelicals have a scandal, there’s always more than one dick in the room?

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/109 "2020-09-01T01:04:59Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> You ever notice that when evangelicals have a scandal, there’s always more than one dick in the room? -

It’s a contest to see who’s more blessed.

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/110 "2020-09-01T01:14:42Z")

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Because they’re true believers that that don’t approve of his actions, or because they want more of the grift for themselves?

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/111 "2020-09-01T01:17:17Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Because they’re true believers that that don’t approve of his actions, or because they want more of the grift for themselves? -

The second option is always the safe choice.

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/112 "2020-09-01T01:26:36Z")

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Does a dick _having_ a dick count as two?

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/113 "2020-09-01T02:10:16Z")

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> [@E-DUB](#):
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> Does a dick _having_ a dick count as two? -

Ah, but which of the two dicks referenced in the above is the bigger?

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/114 "2020-09-01T02:30:48Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> > [@Becki Fallwell as quoted in various media](#):
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> > It’s a shame that Christians can’t give us the same forgiveness that Christ gave us.

That only works if you repent of your sins, rather than only be upset when you get caught. You committed the sin Jesus seemed to hate the most: hypocrisy.

I would actually have more respect for them if they actually tried to defend themselves biblically. Cite that the patriarchs, David, and Solomon were all polygamists, and are explicitly said in the New Testament to be part of the faithful–their faith was counted to them as righteousness.

The church tends to overstate what the Bible actually explicitly says about sex.

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/115 "2020-09-01T03:06:06Z")

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Clarifying note:

> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> Reminds me of a former cow-orker who often reminisced fondly of his time at an all-male Navy base on Diego Rivera, where he could fully indulge in his two favorite hobbies of gay sex and fishing. (I honestly couldn’t tell which of the two he enjoyed more.)

Diego **García**. That’s the remote island with the Navy base.

Diego _Rivera_ was a famous Mexican painter and Frida Kahlo’s husband.

Carry on.

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-falwell-is-a-cuck-and-was-blackmailed-into-supporting-trump/918898/116 "2020-09-01T09:32:42Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Diego _Rivera_ was a famous Mexican painter and Frida Kahlo’s husband.

He was a big man, but not quite big enough to build a military base on.

Diego Rivera’s favorite hobbies were, of course, heterosexual sex and painting.

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Clarifying note:
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> > [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> > Reminds me of a former cow-orker who often reminisced fondly of his time at an all-male Navy base on Diego Rivera, where he could fully indulge in his two favorite hobbies of gay sex and fishing. (I honestly couldn’t tell which of the two he enjoyed more.)
> 
> Diego **García**. That’s the remote island with the Navy base.
> 
> Diego _Rivera_ was a famous Mexican painter and Frida Kahlo’s husband.
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> Carry on

Jesus. You’re right, of course. Where’s that facepalm emoji?

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🤦🏻‍♂️

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Ah, but which of the two dicks referenced in the above is the bigger?

“Who’s the bigger dick? The dick, or the dick who follows?” - Obi Wan Kanbonemi

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Nice! I might steal that 😝

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