# Jerry Krause twists the knife **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 17, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-krause-twists-the-knife/4271 "2000-02-17T04:14:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rousseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Rousseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rousseau)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-krause-twists-the-knife/4271/1 "2000-02-17T04:14:00Z")
That fatassed motherfucker. * * * “History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-krause-twists-the-knife/4271/2 "2000-02-17T04:26:00Z")
Um… who did what? ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-krause-twists-the-knife/4271/3 "2000-02-17T04:59:00Z")
Perhaps if you could elaborate a little bit there ? ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-krause-twists-the-knife/4271/4 "2000-02-17T05:04:00Z")
what the fuck?? ---
**Author:** ![TripleAnt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TripleAnt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TripleAnt)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-krause-twists-the-knife/4271/5 "2000-02-17T07:26:00Z")
I’m guessing you are talking about him trading Toni Kukoc today? If not, I don’t know what the problem is * * * “The idea of a walk-in closet sounds frightening. If I’m ever sittin’ at home and a closet walks in, I’m gettin’ outta there.” ~George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![George\_Gray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8edcca/32.png) [@George\_Gray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/George_Gray)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-krause-twists-the-knife/4271/6 "2000-02-17T08:53:00Z")
Hey, now we get to boo John Starks 41 times a year instead of only 2. He’ll be trade bait, anyway, and Kukoc, as much as I love the guy, would have been gone at the end of the year. Besides, maybe they’ll use the draft pick to get someone who can actually play defense. The Bulls will be respectable again next year (God, I hope)- they’ve got good young players, and they’ve got plenty of money to chase free agents with. It would’ve been nice to get Larry Hughes instead of the most hated man in Chicago sports since Dino Ciccarelli, but c’est la vie. * * * “The world is everything that is the case.” --Ludwig Wittgenstein ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-krause-twists-the-knife/4271/7 "2000-02-17T14:26:00Z")
Aww quitcher bellyachin’. You still have some remnants of the dynasty. Yes, Randy Brown and Dickie Simpkins, soon to be leading the Bulls resurgance. * * * Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-krause-twists-the-knife/4271/8 "2000-02-17T15:58:00Z")
ROFLMAO, **Mull**. . . don’t underestimate the old guys–er, the talentless guys–er, Randy and Dickie . . . ---
**Author:** ![George\_Gray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8edcca/32.png) [@George\_Gray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/George_Gray)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-krause-twists-the-knife/4271/9 "2000-02-17T21:27:00Z")
And Will Perdue. Don’t forget Will Perdue. Jesus, somebody shoot me. * * * “The world is everything that is the case.” --Ludwig Wittgenstein ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerry-krause-twists-the-knife/4271/10 "2000-02-17T21:34:00Z")
Oh, kwetyerbitchen. I’m from Washington. We have the Wizards. How screwed up are the Wizards? After months of pleading and negotiation, we actually get Michael Jordan. And we put him in _middle management_. Next, we’ll sign Kobe Bryant and ask him to run our concession stands. * * * JMCJ Winner of the _Mr. & Mrs. Polycarp Award for Literalizing Cliches_ for knowing an actual atheist in a foxhole.