# JerseyDiamond, you feckless shrew **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 3, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197 "2003-04-03T14:33:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/41 "2003-04-03T18:42:50Z")
Since when has **JD** apologized or retracted her opinion, **Gobear**? That’s you, quite often; IIRC, **JD** just clarifies until people look silly. Oh, that’s you again. The rest of thread goes more like this: 1. **Joe\_Cool** defends his wife with style, wit and insult. 2. Many sensible posters pop in to say _“What was the original problem, besides y’all being oversensitive idiots?”_ 3. A spectrum of SDMB posters, from overwrought Chrisitans to overwrought Atheists, will alternate between wringing their hands and despicable chest-pounding attacks on the **J’s** , (like **Monty’s** or **Kalhoun’s** ) completing destroying whatever remaining moral highground the castigating side had left. 4. Ace points this out. 5. Several pages of clarification and bullshit later, the Overwrought complain the **J’s** have changed their position by clarifying it. 6. The original poster apologizes for taking things out of context and out of proportion. 7. The beatings switch to “Yeah, we were wrong, but Joe’s intemperate language was awful and Un-Christian!” 8. Joe sees the rightness and just cause of such beatings, and his morale improves. 9. Ok, maybe not that last one. 10. The J’s end up looking honest, smart and irascible. Everyone else ends up looking like hypocritical and hypersensitive defenders of their social clique. Hopefully, they’ll make this a sticky and we can all save time. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/42 "2003-04-03T18:43:00Z")
Maybe to save the hamsters a beating, we should just make this thread a sticky and add to it each time a new outrage from our favorite duo occurs. It might rival the “LOTR by other authors” thread size though. . . 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/43 "2003-04-03T18:55:38Z")
**Ace** , the best way to make this thread sticky would be for you to masturbate to your own “Joe and Jersey are the Bestest EVAR!!!11!111” post even more. Bring a gallon jug of the stuff … that should do the trick. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/44 "2003-04-03T18:57:06Z")
Oh shut the FUCK up, **Ace**! ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/45 "2003-04-03T18:58:27Z")
Just last week I was trying to talk my parents into putting enough money in their will so that I could buy a ranch when they pass on. Being from Kansas, I’m pretty sure it’s easy to get ahold of various farm animals - cows and goats and cats and such. If I wanted to grow some crops, it’ll also help that I live in Indiana. But I don’t have fucking Clue No. 1 as to where I can get some high horses. **Ace of Swords** , do you think you could tell me where you got yours? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/46 "2003-04-03T18:58:55Z")
And people wonder why so many TG feel the need to hide their past. Who can blame them with cruel assholes like these two slithering around the earth. ---
**Author:** ![JerseyDiamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@JerseyDiamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseyDiamond)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/47 "2003-04-03T19:00:28Z")
I’ll have to go back to previous threads and take more notes on how to be nicer… I’ll start here, let’s see: > [@](#): > > I had no clue as to the depth of her shallowness. She’s a pathetic example of a human being with the common decency of pig. > Well, she’s a heartless beast and doesn’t deserve to keep company with civil society. > > Fuck 'er. She’s garbage. > [@](#): > > She actually called her an abomination?!?!?!? > [@](#): > > Actually, Jersey, you ignorant prig, its for both you and your jerkoff husband. I can’t believe you have the audacity to waltz in here like nothing happened. Dumb cunt. > [@](#): > > I swear, every time those two show up in a thread, I think of all the poor lions going to bed hungry. > [@](#): > > Ya wanna talk about uptight? You could shove a piece of coal up Jersey’s ass, and in two weeks you’d have a diamond. A Jersey Fucking Diamond. > [@](#): > > Well, actually she’s just a stunned bitch, but whatever. \*\* And I am cruel and mean \*\*? OK, whatever you say… \*\* ACE, you kick ass \*\*, I love you, you atheist. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/48 "2003-04-03T19:02:10Z")
Wow, **Ace** that has to be the most delusional post I have seen in a looooooong time. Talk about pulling shit out of your ass, adding in a few fantasies and mixing with stupidity and hubris- you have got it all. Maybe there is a mutual self-defense league for the frequently pitted. Kind of like a NATO for morons? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/49 "2003-04-03T19:02:25Z")
**Ace** , get a fucking hold of yourself. You lost me right after “Joe defends his wife with style, wit and insult”. i also notice that nowhere in your scenario is “Jersey Diamond apologizes for KNOWINGLY hurting someone else’s feelings” What a gal. ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/50 "2003-04-03T19:03:24Z")
You know, Ace, it doesn’t matter if they clarify their position until they can see through it. They are continually, constantly, unheedingly nasty and cruel. The fact that it’s ‘unintentional’ doesn’t mean shit. People like this aren’t worth the time and effort ya’ll put in to them. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/51 "2003-04-03T19:03:38Z")
Hey, the “I am the victim here” card got played. Who had 1:00PM in the pool? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/52 "2003-04-03T19:05:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JerseyDiamond > > \*\* And I am cruel and mean \*\*? OK, whatever you say… WAAAAAAAHHH…Jesus, they’re being MEEEEAAN TO MEEEEEE. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/53 "2003-04-03T19:07:14Z")
J\_D, let me add to your list. You are a hateful cow who just needs to go the fuck away and take that prick JC with you. Trust me, you won’t be missed by the majority of Dopers. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/54 "2003-04-03T19:07:30Z")
Oh, please, people - this is new? Both **jerseydiamond** and **Joe\_Cool** have repeatedly demonstrated their proud, profound and willing ignorance to all matters pertaining to human sexuality, their utter disregard for facts when it doesn’t fit their worldview, and their contempt for anyone else’s feelings but their own. Go Christianity! Rock on! Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/55 "2003-04-03T19:08:42Z")
I mistakenly wrote “abomination” above when I should’ve said “abnormality.” Actually, that really doesn’t change the rest of my posting. Sorry about the wrong word there, folks! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/56 "2003-04-03T19:09:33Z")
**Ace** seems to have a hardon for sticking up for people that act like assholes. Despite the fact that he is an outspoken leftist. Well, so am I, but I’m in **wring** ’s “Leftist But Not Fucking Lunatic” Wine and Brie Guild. **Ace** is just one of those people who likes to stir shit up. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/57 "2003-04-03T19:16:14Z")
Geez, Jersey. I’m sorry I offended you and Christ, Jr. It was wrong for me to point out the fact that you totally shit all over another doper with your cruel comment. You are a good christian that makes everyone else want to sign up for your club. I’m sure this was a one-time offense and it’ll never happen again. Or not. ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/58 "2003-04-03T19:32:09Z")
What **astro** said. It was a very regrettable comment, but I still believe that **JD** was at least trying a little bit to understand the situation, whereas all **JC** did was come in guns blazing and upset everyone. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/59 "2003-04-03T19:33:29Z")
Now all we need to complete the quadrafecta is for **Brutus** to come in here and profess his undying love to: A) Jersey B) Joe C) Ace D) two or more of the above. [sub]Then we all run out of the thread and seal it with them inside it. The board will be so much more peaceful…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197/60 "2003-04-03T19:36:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JerseyDiamond \* > I’ll have to go back to previous threads and take more notes on how to be nicer… Be nice or we’ll gratuitously insult you further! > [@](#): > > \*\* ACE, you kick ass \*\*, I love you, you atheist. 😉 Thanks, babe. 😉 You’re pretty wonderful yourself. Too bad there aren’t more of you here on the SDMB, and less of the idiots with 10,000+ posts. You’re looking like such the better person here, y’know that? Just by doing nothing! Since I’ve turned over all their cards, you might want to just let the cliques vent; they’re such predictable hypocrites it’s entertaining. I know _I’m_ rolling on the floor with laughter. They’re so wonderfully… what’s the word, _abomination_? No, wonderfully _absurd_. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jerseydiamond-you-feckless-shrew/166197.md?page=4)