# Jess Hart, It's on, Babe **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 21, 2010, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904 "2010-12-21T02:17:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/141 "2010-12-21T18:58:50Z")
I’m wondering if Jess really believes most guys want to date her as opposed to spending the night with their hand in her Victoria’s secrets? She has high maintenance written all over her, so once it’s “been there, done that” it’s move on time. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/142 "2010-12-21T22:34:45Z")
You know, I suspect that Ms. Hart was probably mis-quoted, or her statements were taken out of context. It’s also possible that she’s a raging bitch-a-holic. None of those things make the OP any less pathetic and sad. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/143 "2010-12-21T22:52:52Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > Because going to a bar is the place to go when you want to be left alone, right? :rolleyes:… This is why a bar is often the last place I go. Even with friends, we’ll often meet at a coffee place, or a restaurant, or even a bookstore. Easier to hear what friends are saying. And it keeps those supermodels from hitting on me when I’m trying to pay attention to real people. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/144 "2010-12-21T23:26:08Z")
You know, if Heddy Lamarr had taken this attitude with George Antheil, [they would never have invented frequency-hopping](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr#Frequency-hopping_spread-spectrum_invention). I think there’s a lesson there. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/145 "2010-12-22T00:03:57Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > You know, I suspect that Ms. Hart was probably mis-quoted, or her statements were taken out of context. It’s also possible that she’s a raging bitch-a-holic. > > None of those things make the OP any less pathetic and sad. No, but fortunately **YOU** are here, and so is **DIO** Dio thinks saying “hi.” advocates rape. You can’t seem to process the concept that someone can be skinny yet too much body fat. It just seems to overload your nine volt dos running brain. Pathetic and sad I may be, but if we’re grading on the curve, I’m looking pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/146 "2010-12-22T00:06:23Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > No, but fortunately **YOU** are here, and so is **DIO** > > Dio thinks saying “hi.” advocates rape. I said no such thing. > [@](#): > > You can’t seem to process the concept that someone can be skinny yet too much body fat. It just seems to overload your nine volt dos running brain. Calling a woman “obese” because she isn’t interested in you is just as sophomoric no matter how you try to define the word “obese.” ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/147 "2010-12-22T00:08:04Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > My wife was introduced to me by mutual friends. Neither approached the other blindly or unasked. Thank God for that! Had you walked up to her and said “hi” the psychic trauma alone might have been too much. The more I think about it, the more I think you might have a point. If I were just sitting in a bar minding my own business, and somebody walked up to me and said “hi I’m Diogenes from theSDMB,” I don’t think I could handle. It’s frightening to even contemplate. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/148 "2010-12-22T00:12:55Z")
I’m finding it pretty hard to be pissed at Jess: [http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/jess-hart-wants-regular-men-to-say-hi-and-shell-buy-them-a-drink/story-e6frfmqi-1225974800320](http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/jess-hart-wants-regular-men-to-say-hi-and-shell-buy-them-a-drink/story-e6frfmqi-1225974800320) And, now that I’m looking at some other pictures than the ummm… bad ones that I looked at yesterday, I kind of think she’s looking prettier, more healthy, less technically obese, all that. The snaggletooth is kinda scary though. She is like a nordic Leon Spinks. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/149 "2010-12-22T00:15:14Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I said no such thing. Liar liar pants for hire. Post 79, bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/150 "2010-12-22T00:16:02Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > Thank God for that! Had you walked up to her and said “hi” the psychic trauma alone might have been too much. All I said was that it was _rude_. It’s rude to hit on women who are minding their own business in a public place and don’t know you. Leave them alone. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/151 "2010-12-22T00:17:40Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I wouldn’t say that, but being in a band does increase your odds of being approached. I also wasn’t bad looking back then, and I was the lead singer, so it happened. I guess that explains a lot about your personality. You must be experiencing some hefty post-traumatic stress disorder from all that constant sexual harassment you were forced to endure. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/152 "2010-12-22T00:19:06Z")
I’m over it. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/153 "2010-12-22T00:19:33Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > All I said was that it was _rude_. It’s rude to hit on women who are minding their own business in a public place and don’t know you. Leave them alone. You leave them alone, mo-fo. Next time I see Jess Hart in a bar, I’m walking right up to her to say hi, and claim my free drink… **AS PER HER REQUEST.** So, shut the fuck up and take your ignorant mutually introduced asscheeks out of my thread and mind your own business. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/154 "2010-12-22T00:21:01Z")
I see you’re into the whiskey already. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/155 "2010-12-22T00:23:35Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I see you’re into the whiskey already. What’s your excuse, trepanation? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/156 "2010-12-22T00:31:47Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > What’s your excuse, trepanation? Naw, thats not it at all…its all that pot smoking he did in high school and college…but it did save him 15 percent or more on his car insurance… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/157 "2010-12-22T00:37:17Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I’m over it. Clearly. Anyway, before this thread, if you’d asked me who Jess Hart was, I’d have guessed professional wrestler. Who do I have her confused with? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/158 "2010-12-22T00:52:15Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Anyway, before this thread, if you’d asked me who Jess Hart was, I’d have guessed professional wrestler. Who do I have her confused with? I think there were a few wrestlers named Hart. I’m sure Corey Hart wasn’t one of them. As to the previously made comparison to Johnny Carson… Jess Hart is a hell of a lot closer to my level of fame (e.g. zero) than she is Johnny Carson’s. She’ll be forgotten in five years, so she might as well be friendly at the bar now. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/159 "2010-12-22T01:01:39Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Clearly. > > Anyway, before this thread, if you’d asked me who Jess Hart was, I’d have guessed professional wrestler. Who do I have her confused with? Brett “Hitman” Hart. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/160 "2010-12-22T01:05:48Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Anyway, before this thread, if you’d asked me who Jess Hart was, I’d have guessed professional wrestler. Who do I have her confused with? Not sure. My first guess was some Fox News talking head. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904.md?page=9)