# Jess Hart, It's on, Babe **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 21, 2010, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904 "2010-12-21T02:17:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/161 "2010-12-22T01:09:52Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > I just saw this on **Fox News** : Rereading the OP I think I’ve spotted the problem and it’s right there in the first sentence. Bolding is mine for emphasis. I hate to rain on the “SHE IS A WORTHLESS EVIL BITCH” parade, but has anyone considered the idea that maybe the reporter asked a monumentally stupid question like: “So what’s your advice for guys if they see one of you models at the local bar?” and then threw the quote out there like it was an unprovoked suggestion out of nowhere? I also still assert that if this was some brainiac sci-fi nerd writer who said “If you’re in a bar and you see me, don’t approach me if you’re not really intelligent” that person would be quoted, revered, and hailed around here. Different rules for different players and all of that. Still: FOX NEWS. ETA: This is brilliant: > [@pricciar](#): > > For context there is a video of a bit of the interview were the quote came from at this site. They don’t show her saying it. But, you get a real feel for what the interview is like. Going from what I saw her comment was almost certainly tongue in cheek. > [Popeater](http://www.popeater.com/2010/12/17/jessica-hart-naughty-but-nice-with-rob/) > Speaking of context. I had to look up this lady to see what she looked like, especially after I read what was said about her. To benefit others I thought I would give some links to offer as a handy guide of compare and contrast. > > Here’s a picture of Miss Hart[Jess Hart](http://www.fratfury.com/jessica-hart/) > And here is a picture of obese people. [Obese People](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZiPiXEv_Q_g/S_PZT5l7ngI/AAAAAAAADAM/UIPSa7liHHc/s1600/Obese_bathers_sign_petition.jpg) > Here’s more shots of Hart [Jess Hart](http://www.sassisamblog.com/2010/02/22/jess-hart-portmans-modern-classics-collection-2010/) > And now some two bit whores [Whores](http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/s/street_walker.asp) > And Finally [Jess Hart](http://lxfashiondaily.blogspot.com/2010/08/jessica-hart-style.html) > And this is what Frankenstein’s Monster looks like. Good old [Frank](http://www.isotx.com/wordpress/?p=514). ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/162 "2010-12-22T01:11:20Z")
I just love how all these people came in to defend something that even the model herself found so offensive she thought it was an obvious joke. When you find yourself defending sarcasm, you might want to take a look at yourself and your assumptions. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/163 "2010-12-22T03:05:31Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > All I said was that it was _rude_. It’s rude to hit on women who are minding their own business in a public place and don’t know you. Leave them alone. Rude, and in my situation, pointless. Hey! It looks like this getting old and bald has some real advantages; I’m less of a jerk! Woo-hoo, bring on the age spots; I’ll be downright polite in twenty years! ---
**Author:** ![mack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mack)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/164 "2010-12-22T03:16:16Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/165 "2010-12-22T03:19:28Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > You can’t seem to process the concept that someone can be skinny yet too much body fat. It just seems to overload your nine volt dos running brain. No - I process it just fine, thank you very much. She may very well be composed of more fat than is healthy. She still makes her living based on her beauty, and seems to be rather successful at it suggesting that you may be alone in your assessment of her ‘techinical obesity’ or lack of looks. I just think you’re a raging weeny in a snit. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/166 "2010-12-22T03:54:25Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I just love how all these people came in to defend something that even the model herself found so offensive she thought it was an obvious joke. When you find yourself defending sarcasm, you might want to take a look at yourself and your assumptions. I can’t speak for anyone else, but I personally wasn’t defending what she said, so much as her right to say it. It’s unfortunate that a woman who expresses an unpopular opinion is called things like “whore”, and it’s misogynistic. A whore is a woman who has sex for money. Plus the whole creepy “staring at random strangers because they’re female and therefore I’m entitled to” thing. That’s just weird. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/167 "2010-12-22T04:08:21Z")
She’s not my type, but I’d let her blow me. If she bought me a beer first. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/168 "2010-12-22T04:18:59Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I just realized I clicked a Fox link. Will I be okay? Don’t touch your face or eyes with your hands until they are washed, and you should be OK. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/169 "2010-12-22T04:56:04Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > I also still assert that if this was some brainiac sci-fi nerd writer who said “If you’re in a bar and you see me, don’t approach me if you’re not really intelligent” that person would be quoted, revered, and hailed around here. I highly doubt this. The dope collectively is pretty anti-snob in any form. But, whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/170 "2010-12-22T05:13:35Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I just love how all these people came in to defend something that even the model herself found so offensive she thought it was an obvious joke. When you find yourself defending sarcasm, you might want to take a look at yourself and your assumptions. I think it is weird you are looking at it this way. Posts that mock the OP still hold up, regardless if the girl was joking or not. But the _OP_ falls apart, since the girl was joking. Seems more likely that you would 'love how the OP was all tearing this girl a new one for making a statement that turned out to be just a joke". ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/171 "2010-12-22T05:14:34Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > I highly doubt this. The dope collectively is pretty anti-snob in any form. But, whatever. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… hahaha… ha… :: wipes tear from eye :: ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/172 "2010-12-22T05:30:41Z")
The best way to pick up an elitist bitch hot babe in a bar is to ignore her completely. Let the idiots do their shit, sit back and wait, then walk up next to her, order a drink and mildly insult her. Say something like “Nice fake nails” and go ask a average looking chick to dance. This will destroy her elitist babe shit and intrigue her. Lets her know that her shit doesn’t intimidate you. Go up to her later and start a conversation. Ask her to buy you a drink. Amazing how that shit works. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/173 "2010-12-22T05:32:40Z")
> [@HazelNutCoffee](#): > > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… hahaha… ha… > > :: wipes tear from eye :: Well, I mean we are often a bunch of snobs, but I think even if a dude had said something akin to Miss Hart’s comment, there’d still be some people upset by it. The level of upset probably wouldn’t be as great, but I insist that it wouldn’t get praise and high-fives. Or maybe I’m completely wrong, as you laughing in my face would seem to suggest. (Now where’s the mildly annoyed smiley?) ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/174 "2010-12-22T05:36:43Z")
> [@HazelNutCoffee](#): > > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… hahaha… ha… > > :: wipes tear from eye :: I know, right? ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/175 "2010-12-22T06:06:06Z")
We’re talking about [this](http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/wp-content/uploads/jessica-hart-bikini.jpg) Jess Hart, right? To be technically obese wouldn’t you have to, you know, have some fat? So as to reach a dangerous body fat percentage? She looks like she’s starving to death. She needs a sandwich and some cake. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/176 "2010-12-22T06:12:34Z")
Yeah, I’m still not getting the obese thing. Someone else mentioned BMI, but BMI doesn’t even take into account fat levels, so how is it even relevant? I don’t even know how you could tell what her level of fat is just on photos, and if we’re just going by looks, she doesn’t look like she has all that much fat. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/177 "2010-12-22T06:43:26Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > It also comes in the form of the “overripe tomato” which is a women who is incredibly attractive just for a moment before everything falls apart (like Brigitte Bardot.) To be fair, Bardot was hot for far longer than a “moment”. [This clip](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liX20LLqW1A) was filmed when she was almost forty. I’m not sure just when her looks crashed but I’d wager it was fairly late into her life. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/178 "2010-12-22T07:34:00Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > I think there were a few wrestlers named Hart. I’m sure Corey Hart wasn’t one of them. > > As to the previously made comparison to Johnny Carson… Jess Hart is a hell of a lot closer to my level of fame (e.g. zero) than she is Johnny Carson’s. She’ll be forgotten in five years, so she might as well be friendly at the bar now. I wouldn’t say your level of fame is zero. You were in all those Paul Thomas Anderson movies…even if most people couldn’t identify you by name. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/179 "2010-12-22T08:14:54Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Well, I mean we are often a bunch of snobs, but I think even if a dude had said something akin to Miss Hart’s comment, there’d still be some people upset by it. The level of upset probably wouldn’t be as great, but I insist that it wouldn’t get praise and high-fives. > > Or maybe I’m completely wrong, as you laughing in my face would seem to suggest. (Now where’s the mildly annoyed smiley?) I don’t know if I agree with **Sleeps With Butterfly** ’s statement (I mean, I agree that Dopers would probably find snobbery more acceptable coming from an “intellectual” than a hot model), but I was just amused at the idea that Dopers are anti-snob, because they are decidedly snobby about a number of things. Not that it matters, because I can be a huge snob myself (I never consort with anyone wearing Crocs). ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904/180 "2010-12-22T11:45:09Z")
> [@HazelNutCoffee](#): > > I don’t know if I agree with **Sleeps With Butterfly** ’s statement (I mean, I agree that Dopers would probably find snobbery more acceptable coming from an “intellectual” than a hot model), but I was just amused at the idea that Dopers are anti-snob, because they are decidedly snobby about a number of things. Not that it matters, because I can be a huge snob myself (I never consort with anyone wearing Crocs). Ah, fair enough. I probably should have made my original post more clear. In any case, I too think Crocs are an abomination. And with that, I’m off for a night of holiday drinking, thus ensuring I’ll never look anywhere as thin as Miss Hart 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jess-hart-its-on-babe/564904.md?page=10)