# Jessica Alba - Appreciation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 27, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489 "2003-11-27T01:11:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KingLupid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/839c29/32.png) [@KingLupid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KingLupid)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/1 "2003-11-27T01:11:30Z")
She’s an actress, so I am assuming Cafe Society… (sigh) I am just so in love with her. Anyone else think she’s the BOMB? ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/2 "2003-11-27T02:05:23Z")
She’s hot. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/3 "2003-11-27T02:17:32Z")
She is indeed. FYI, she was in last month’s Maxim. ---
**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/4 "2003-11-27T02:58:33Z")
I appreciate. Oh man, do I appreciate. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/5 "2003-11-27T03:10:38Z")
Her skin, her lips, her ass. A Holy Trinity. I shudder to think how she looks in her new movie. ---
**Author:** ![QuothTheRaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/71c47a/32.png) [@QuothTheRaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuothTheRaven)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/6 "2003-11-27T03:15:30Z")
I’ve been eyeballing her ever since that Flipper TV show. ---
**Author:** ![Skwerl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Skwerl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skwerl)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/7 "2003-11-27T04:29:08Z")
Way hot. Unfortunately, I was kinda put off by her attitude when she was on Punk’d. ---
**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/8 "2003-11-27T04:43:58Z")
I enjoyed the first season of _Dark Angel_, and her presence made the second season somewhat bearable. Haven’t seen much of her lately. Lately, Mila Kunis has become my petite raven-haired goddess (heck, I couldn’t stop watching American Psycho II when it was on one of the HBO’s last night simply because she was in it). ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/9 "2003-11-27T07:08:49Z")
Odd, I remember she was crazy hot in _Idle Hands_, but I didn’t find her very attractive in _Dark Angel_. ---
**Author:** ![Rainbowthief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4bbf92/32.png) [@Rainbowthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rainbowthief)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/10 "2003-11-27T07:14:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skwerl \* > \*\*Way hot. Unfortunately, I was kinda put off by her attitude when she was on Punk’d. \*\* I missed that one. What did she do? The worst Punk’d reaction I’ve ever seen was Tommy Lee. He was such a dick that I was embarrassed for her. Kelly Osbourne was also a huge bitch. She even punched someone. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/11 "2003-11-27T11:17:42Z")
Isn’t it about time she got naked? ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/12 "2003-11-27T11:29:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skwerl \* > \*\*Way hot. Unfortunately, I was kinda put off by her attitude when she was on Punk’d. \*\* Well, she did have a weird naked guy following her around. Can’t say I blame her for not being particularly personable. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/13 "2003-11-27T14:39:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skwerl \* > \*\*Way hot. Unfortunately, I was kinda put off by her attitude when she was on Punk’d. \*\* I know what ya mean, this kind of put me off too. Her attitude wasn’t over the top given the circumstances but it did betray a certain bitchiness. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/14 "2003-11-27T15:00:42Z")
> **[100 Hottest Babes We Know You'll Drool Over - Maxim Online](https://maximonline.com/sex-and-dating/100-hottest-babes-we-know-youll-drool-over/)** > > 100 hottest babes you'll find in the showbiz industry. We guarantee that you'll be wanting more after looking at these pictures (eye candy alert!) I am _so_ in love with this girl. She has got the have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/15 "2003-11-27T16:14:05Z")
Jessica Alba has eyes?! unclviny ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/16 "2003-11-27T16:31:48Z")
Of course she does. Best part about her, IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/17 "2003-11-27T17:09:22Z")
I will thank you all to be backing off from my future wife now. I quite clearly called dibs over two years ago(fifth post or so) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=91295&highlight=alba](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=91295&highlight=alba) So go find your own. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/18 "2003-11-27T17:34:17Z")
Jessica Alba is the hottest woman ever to grace the television, movie screen, and magazines. That’s not opinion, that’s fact. And **wolfman** , dude, you are mistaken. She will be _my_ wife. I need no cite to back up that claim because I know it to be true. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/19 "2003-11-27T17:38:54Z")
Anyone else see that episode of Dark Angel where she dressed up as a hooker or whatever? In the red dress? Yow! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489/20 "2003-11-27T17:43:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GMRyujin \* > \*\*Anyone else see that episode of Dark Angel where she dressed up as a hooker or whatever? In the red dress? Yow! \*\* :eek: HOLY SHITE!! Yes I saw it! More than once! Hoo boy! Damn, she’s fine in that one! No doubt, red is defintely her color. So is black. Or camo. Or … eh … nevermind. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-appreciation-thread/215489.md?page=2)