# Jessica Alba at the Beach in a Bikini **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 2, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini/386438 "2007-01-02T17:33:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini/386438/1 "2007-01-02T17:33:30Z")
For no reason whatsoever, here are new pictures of [Jessica Alba at the Beach in a Bikini](http://deansplanet.com/jessica_alba-beach_football.html). ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini/386438/2 "2007-01-02T17:35:18Z")
The water appears to be cold. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini/386438/3 "2007-01-02T17:40:41Z")
This thread may be mundane, but it sure ain’t pointless. And thanks for sharing. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini/386438/4 "2007-01-02T17:40:56Z")
That turkey is done… ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini/386438/5 "2007-01-02T17:47:19Z")
Why, God, oh why did I have to see this thread at work? OK, breathe easy, Self, it’s only another 4 hours or so… ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini/386438/6 "2007-01-02T17:53:29Z")
Which, BTW, brings up the point that savvy webmasters with near-porn (or better) to show should make their URLs be something like http: // www. seriousworkrelatedstuff. com/spreadsheet\_analysis or something…help some brothers out and all. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini/386438/7 "2007-01-02T18:02:51Z")
While she is, in fact, [really](http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/userpics/10001/17.jpg) [really](http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/userpics/10001/19.jpg) [hot](http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/userpics/10001/20%7E0.jpg), that site crashes my Firefox browser… (Pictures N very SFW, be warned.) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini/386438/8 "2007-01-02T18:04:48Z")
Also, I just got the site to work, and good Lord, Jessica, eat _something_! Eat a sandwich! Eat the guy next to you in the last picture if you have to! Please! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini/386438/9 "2007-01-02T18:17:00Z")
Obligatory post/subscription to this thread so that when I’m not at work where the WebGod forbids me from seeing this, but once I’m home, I’ll make sure to remember to check it out, and I dunno, perhaps volunteer to be the one that feeds Jessica that sandwich. Or something. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini/386438/10 "2007-01-02T18:48:23Z")
Aw, Nemo! That’s so nice. And I didn’t get you anything… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-alba-at-the-beach-in-a-bikini/386438/11 "2007-01-02T18:48:37Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] that site crashes my Firefox browser… [/QUOTE] That’s likely because Site Advisor lists it as a site heavily infested with spyware et al.