# Jessica Simpson's Daisy Dukes replace mom jeans

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-simpsons-daisy-dukes-replace-mom-jeans/486249>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 17, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-simpsons-daisy-dukes-replace-mom-jeans/486249 "2009-02-17T09:07:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-simpsons-daisy-dukes-replace-mom-jeans/486249/1 "2009-02-17T09:07:02Z")

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Daisy Dukes vs mom jeans

[Put up your dukes 1](http://on205thimages.com/viewer.php?file=2n8lmhe5z2g989on2yn.jpg)!  
[Put up your dukes 2 !](http://on205thimages.com/viewer.php?file=1zgq9lj3jyohgv9pw4id.jpg) [Put up your dukes 3 !](http://on205thimages.com/images/7ld093uyhbx0ywpsuz4.jpg)

I don’t know… I kind of like [the mom jeans better.](http://www.theinsider.com/photos/1592073_Jessica_Mom_Jeans_Simpson_Breaks_America_s_Heart_A_Little)

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**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-simpsons-daisy-dukes-replace-mom-jeans/486249/2 "2009-02-17T10:30:52Z")

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What’s going on over her knees in Pic 2? It looks like she has super-long knee-highs…is it my computer resolution or a faulty pic?

Not that I actually really care. My worthless–and untested–opinion is that if I were paid big huge bucks to look super-hot, I would value my millions enough not to get to this (Jessica Simpson’s) point.

But the fact remains that if she were an ordinary girl on the street, she would still never pay for a drink at any bar in America, so I feel badly that she’s catching so much heat for gaining a little weight and making unfortunate wardrobe decisions.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-simpsons-daisy-dukes-replace-mom-jeans/486249/3 "2009-02-17T11:14:16Z")

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I think something is casting a shadow on her knees in pic #2

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-simpsons-daisy-dukes-replace-mom-jeans/486249/4 "2009-02-17T11:28:17Z")

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Personally, I just love how absolutely _bored_ everybody looks in all those pictures.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-simpsons-daisy-dukes-replace-mom-jeans/486249/5 "2009-02-17T13:50:01Z")

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I’m just entertained by the fact that everyone acts like there’s something wrong with _her_, while \*they’re \*taking her weight gain as some sort of personal insult or personal triumph. That’s way too much emotion to invest in Jessica Simpson, IMO.

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-simpsons-daisy-dukes-replace-mom-jeans/486249/6 "2009-02-17T15:09:50Z")

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Those shorts are just a little too long to be called Daisy Dukes, IMO.

She is an incredibly cute girl, no matter what she weighs.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-simpsons-daisy-dukes-replace-mom-jeans/486249/7 "2009-02-17T15:29:28Z")

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Much better than the mom jeans. Those were terribly unflattering. I blame this whole stupid flap on the mom jeans.

Really. A) she’s not fat and B) she didn’t gain 20 pounds overnight - it took her wearing a bad outfit before anyone even noticed at all!

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-simpsons-daisy-dukes-replace-mom-jeans/486249/8 "2009-02-17T15:47:38Z")

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> [@Jenaroph](#):
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> Much better than the mom jeans. Those were terribly unflattering. I blame this whole stupid flap on the mom jeans.
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> Really. A) she’s not fat and B) she didn’t gain 20 pounds overnight - it took her wearing a bad outfit before anyone even noticed at all!

Uh i don’t know what pictures you are seeing but this ones clearly show shes put on quite a bit of weight.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-simpsons-daisy-dukes-replace-mom-jeans/486249/9 "2009-02-17T17:03:13Z")

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I may be the only one but I prefer the new improved curvy JS.  
_Wrowr!_

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**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jessica-simpsons-daisy-dukes-replace-mom-jeans/486249/10 "2009-02-17T17:56:38Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> I may be the only one but I prefer the new improved curvy JS.  
> _Wrowr!_

You’re not the only one. I don’t really know who she is (other than a “celebrity”), but I have seen pictures of her on tabloid fronts, etc., and I think she looks terrific with the few added pounds.  
RR
