# Jester sells out! (Inquire within) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jester-sells-out-inquire-within/69690 "2001-06-21T21:21:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jester-sells-out-inquire-within/69690/21 "2001-06-28T18:41:12Z")
Well, I figured that since I’m only 5 posts away from 1000, I’d officially close the market and announce a winner. And that winner, (despite a valient, almost-come-from-behind effort by **Zebra** ), is… **Scotticher**!!! So, madam, as your prize, you get my 1000th post. Just e-mail me whatever you want to say in that post, and I will say it, word for word, in a brand spankin’ new thread. I’m at your service, ma’am. And to everybody else, I definitely appreciate the ego-inflation. So, you all get T-Shirts! Yay! \ Thanks for playing! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jester-sells-out-inquire-within/69690/22 "2001-06-28T20:28:49Z")
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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jester-sells-out-inquire-within/69690/23 "2001-06-28T22:47:54Z")
Well, it couldn’t have gone to a nicer person, I must say. **Scotti** is a truly wonderful woman, and hey, the offer of food…well, it kinda made me wish I was selling out myself. 😃 Now, Scotti…_roast him!!!_ HAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jester-sells-out-inquire-within/69690.md?page=1)