# "Jesus: A most devine man"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 11, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024 "2011-04-11T23:58:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/1 "2011-04-11T23:58:21Z")

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The thread title is currently painted in giant letters on a billboard on I-35E north in St. Paul, just before the downtown exits. I don’t want to profile Christians, but come on. Not one person involved was able to spot this?

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**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/2 "2011-04-12T00:00:01Z")

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Maybe they were confusing him with Andy Devine? 😉

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**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/3 "2011-04-12T00:01:35Z")

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Amusing, but judging by the frequency of illiterate misspelt titles in **New Posts** here, I’m not sure this is the best board on which to point this out.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/4 "2011-04-12T00:09:37Z")

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Aside from misspelling, isn’t that the Gnostic heresy?

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/5 "2011-04-12T00:33:31Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> Aside from misspelling, isn’t that the Gnostic heresy?

Soon we’ll have people from the Arian Nations showing up and then what will we do?!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/6 "2011-04-12T01:09:07Z")

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But if you use the correct spelling, it spoils the anagrammed warning:

A Smut Movie Ends Jeans

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/7 "2011-04-12T01:25:45Z")

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Sure it’s not an ad for a gardener? De-vines your trees, de-thatches your lawn?

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/8 "2011-04-12T01:31:34Z")

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I Googled the phrase with that spelling to see if it was some kind of pun or something, and nothing came up. Now the number one hit is this very thread. I think it’s just a legitimate misspelling, which is astonishing, since you’d think at least the commissioned painter would know the difference.

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**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/9 "2011-04-12T01:57:54Z")

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Ha! I’ve seen that sign. Boyfriend and I were driving down 35E and we saw it and went “…the fuck?” He actually didn’t realize it was misspelled at first until I pointed it out to him.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/10 "2011-04-12T01:58:53Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> I Googled the phrase with that spelling to see if it was some kind of pun or something, and nothing came up. Now the number one hit is this very thread. I think it’s just a legitimate misspelling, which is astonishing, since you’d think at least the commissioned painter would know the difference.

Well, he might just not care as long as he’s guaranteed to get paid. Or he tried pointing out spelling errors to a previous client and got yelled at. Or the people who hired him were obnoxious enough that he refrained from mentioning it as payback.

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**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/11 "2011-04-12T06:38:49Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> Well, he might just not care as long as he’s guaranteed to get paid. Or he tried pointing out spelling errors to a previous client and got yelled at. Or the people who hired him were obnoxious enough that he refrained from mentioning it as payback.

All good possibilities. I wonder how long the sign will remain up before anyone corrects it (possibly never)?

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/12 "2011-04-12T12:45:58Z")

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They de-veined Jesus? I thought he was crucified.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/13 "2011-04-12T12:48:55Z")

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“Pluck your magic twanger, Peter!”

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/14 "2011-04-12T13:33:10Z")

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In a nearby town last year, I saw a green DOT sign that indicated the way to “Colubmia.” When I passed thru a month later, they had replaced it.

A year or so ago in Charlotte, one of the signs read “Indepednence Blvd.” This is a big, big highway in Charlotte, so the misspelling got a lot of attention.

And for years, at a local animal shelter, there was a sign pointing the direction to the “Spray/Neuter Clinic.”

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/15 "2011-04-12T15:09:56Z")

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Maybe the leaders of this congregation do not have English as their first language, or even the western alphabet as their first script. Certainly, _someone_ should have caught it, but think of the spelling errors that one sees in menus at some ethnic restaurants.

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/16 "2011-04-12T15:26:16Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> Well, he might just not care as long as he’s guaranteed to get paid. Or he tried pointing out spelling errors to a previous client and got yelled at. Or the people who hired him were obnoxious enough that he refrained from mentioning it as payback.

I wonder the same thing about this shop on the north side of Chicago called “Sexy Girls of the Hollywood”. I imagine conversations between the sign/awning guy and the non-english speaking owner;

“OK, but you don’t need the ‘of’ in this, you sure you…”

‘YES! PUT ON SIGN!’

“Seriously though, I mean, Sexy Hollywood Girls would be…”

‘NO! SEXY GIRLS OF THE HOLLYWOOD! PUT ON SIGN NOW!’

“You’re sure”

‘YES! PUT ON SIGN!’

“It’s yer money pal”

Really, it’s a circus in my head.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/17 "2011-04-12T15:32:08Z")

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To err is human, to Webster is divine.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/18 "2011-04-12T15:36:51Z")

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Reminds me of an old [kids’ church song](http://www.justsomelyrics.com/1689956/Cedarmont-Kids-His-Banner-Over-Me-Is-Love-Lyrics):  
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He is devine and we are de branches  
His banner of over e is love\*

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/19 "2011-04-12T16:09:04Z")

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> [@SSgtBaloo](#):
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> Maybe they were confusing him with Andy Devine? 😉

I’d pay good money to see Andy and Mr. Froggy do the Bible.  
(And I’m glad we have so many Andy’s Gang fans here. Jeff Greenfield once wrote a column saying that show was responsible for the '60s. )

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-a-most-devine-man/578024/20 "2011-04-12T16:37:59Z")

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Jesus Devine… didn’t he pitch for the Braves a couple of years back?

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