# "Jesus came to die..." and sell Christmas cards

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-came-to-die-and-sell-christmas-cards/644685>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 21, 2012, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-came-to-die-and-sell-christmas-cards/644685 "2012-12-21T00:53:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-came-to-die-and-sell-christmas-cards/644685/21 "2012-12-22T14:51:25Z")

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> [@Knorf](#):
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> The Flying Spaghetti Monster came to assault the Swedish Chef and to free all pasta from being cooked al dente.

Swedish Chefism was dealt a huge blow yesterday when Robert Bork didn’t rise on the third day.

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**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-came-to-die-and-sell-christmas-cards/644685/22 "2012-12-22T23:47:22Z")

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I’m just finding it a bit peculiar to have your relatives telling you to be still because they’re God. O.O

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