# Jesus christ Bush, you're fucking up hard **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 3, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-bush-youre-fucking-up-hard/227269 "2004-02-03T01:51:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-bush-youre-fucking-up-hard/227269/21 "2004-02-03T21:47:05Z")
Laura Bush is a Texas woman. Beneath even the most prim and proper exterior of such lies a tornado of erotic fury. Trust me on this, I am not speculating, I am reminiscing. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-bush-youre-fucking-up-hard/227269/22 "2004-02-03T22:10:03Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Laura Bush is a Texas woman. Beneath even the most prim and proper exterior of such lies a tornado of erotic fury. Trust me on this, I am not speculating, I am reminiscing. GAAAAH! Mental image… inescapable! Must… scrub brain… clorox… ajax… GAAAH! Nooo nonononononono… ---
**Author:** ![badmana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@badmana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badmana)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-bush-youre-fucking-up-hard/227269/23 "2004-02-03T22:18:10Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Laura Bush is a Texas woman. Beneath even the most prim and proper exterior of such lies a tornado of erotic fury. Trust me on this, I am not speculating, I am reminiscing. I didn’t need to read that. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-bush-youre-fucking-up-hard/227269/24 "2004-02-03T22:26:18Z")
\*I thought I’d seen beauty in faraway places, till I looked upon those Houston faces, spent Hollywood nights up in Beverly Hills, but they werent nothin like one night down in BROWNSVILLE I’m a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex, and I aint seen nothin that will touch em’ yet, they may be from Waco or out in Lampassas, but one thing about it they all come from Texas. \* - **Hank, Jr.** ---
**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-bush-youre-fucking-up-hard/227269/25 "2004-02-03T22:30:36Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Laura Bush is a Texas woman. Beneath even the most prim and proper exterior of such lies a tornado of erotic fury. Trust me on this, I am not speculating, I am reminiscing. Eh, I’d hit it. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-bush-youre-fucking-up-hard/227269/26 "2004-02-03T22:42:33Z")
Well, podnuh, you better bring it with you, or don’t go. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-bush-youre-fucking-up-hard/227269/27 "2004-02-03T22:42:35Z")
> [@cuauhtemoc](#): > > Because U.S. soldiers love to be paid with money that isn’t worth anything. That’s when we point out the financial benefits of booty. “Yar! Ye kin have all ye kin carry but a tenth goes to yer sergeant.” (we really need a pirate smilie) ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-bush-youre-fucking-up-hard/227269/28 "2004-02-03T22:49:15Z")
By which I assume you mean “loot”? “All right, lads, for the last time, get this straight! Its ravage, plunder, rape…and _then_ burn!” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-bush-youre-fucking-up-hard/227269/29 "2004-02-04T00:13:24Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Laura Bush is a Texas woman. Beneath even the most prim and proper exterior of such lies a tornado of erotic fury. Trust me on this, I am not speculating, I am reminiscing. **elucidator** you swine!! I almost choked to death on my root beer because of that, and I don’t mean with laughter! Do that again, & I’m gonna tell PETA about those Alchemic experiments involving boiling gerbils to make gold. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-bush-youre-fucking-up-hard/227269/30 "2004-02-04T01:50:46Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > **elucidator** you swine!! I almost choked to death on my root beer because of that, and I don’t mean with laughter!.. It was not my intention to rouse jealousy or envy. Like any other scoundrel, however, I am pleased to hear of it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-bush-youre-fucking-up-hard/227269.md?page=1)