# Jesus Christ on a Cracker!!! He's an ACTOR!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 1, 2004, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954 "2004-05-01T07:00:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/21 "2004-05-01T18:24:29Z")
> [@torie](#): > > I recieved this message. > > “I got complaints from a couple of other people that you had taken their favorite quotes and used them in your game. Personally I didn’t like it that you had used mine in the very first thread. But I can’t let personal feelings come into the moderator job. I have to be fair.” Oh for fuck’s sake. I don’t know what else to say. There are really people with their heads _this_ far up their asses? ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/22 "2004-05-01T18:31:31Z")
_Cries_ Thank you so much people!! I love this board. You people get me! You have senses of humor and are not afraid to be a little silly! You don’t take things like ACTORS so seriously! _Kisses_ I love you! I love you! ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/23 "2004-05-01T18:36:30Z")
Man, I thought it fucked up that people took Bruce Campbell so seriously, but it was really about **Owen Friggin’ Wilson**! Sweet Jesus. What’s next, taking the names of Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen in vain? ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/24 "2004-05-01T18:41:54Z")
I have to say I’m massively relieved that it wasn’t people from this message board that were doing this. As for **torie** you should know better then to leave this board. You belong with ussss yessss… ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/25 "2004-05-01T18:43:21Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > There is a message board dedicated to Owen Wilson? Seriously? And they take quotes from his movies seriously? I mean, I find Owen Wilson kind of charming, but WTF? Geez Louise, get a life people! 😃 Yup, and if you want to see what I am talking about, I’ll email you a link!. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/26 "2004-05-01T18:49:51Z")
I cheered when Owen Wilson’s character got his head lopped off by the fireplace in “The Haunting.” God, what a ridiculous movie. The suggestion that his (or any actor’s) lines are somehow sacred and untouchable and must be defended from “sillyfication”… I think I’d last maybe as much as a nanosecond on that board before getting banned. To paraphrase what someone on _this_ board once said, the stick up the moderator’s ass apparently has a stick up its ass. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/27 "2004-05-01T18:53:32Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Man, I thought it fucked up that people took Bruce Campbell so seriously, but it was really about **Owen Friggin’ Wilson**! Sweet Jesus. What’s next, taking the names of Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen in vain? [Yes. Did you really have to ask?](http://www.sweetin.com/cgi-local/printmessage.pl?olsen&1029623) ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/28 "2004-05-01T19:01:27Z")
If the actors are deified just by _saying_ those words, just think how important the people that _wrote_ those words are. By that reasoning the Writers Guild would need to start hiring extra security for the hacks that wrote “Dude, where’s my car?” ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/29 "2004-05-01T19:10:12Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > [Yes. Did you really have to ask?](http://www.sweetin.com/cgi-local/printmessage.pl?olsen&1029623) Bwaaaahahahahahahaha! Jesus! There are more of them than I thought! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/30 "2004-05-01T19:43:41Z")
Will someone keep the pre-teens off the internet?!?! Don’t they know what a vile place this is? Won’t someone think of the…eh, screw it. Apologies to **Darwin’s Finch** for stealing your [mis-quote](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4802222&postcount=68). And I thought I was being original until I read the thread. :dubious: hmph. ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/31 "2004-05-01T19:58:30Z")
You see, this is why we need more porn on the internet. If every single page has some form of porn on it then we won’t get any of these God-awful preteen sites, and as an added bonus we lose are the crazy religious zealots too. Win/win. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/32 "2004-05-01T20:08:36Z")
> [@flight](#): > > You see, this is why we need more porn on the internet. If every single page has some form of porn on it then we won’t get any of these God-awful preteen sites, and as an added bonus we lose are the crazy religious zealots too. Win/win. No, we’d get even more zealots. And they’d be more zealous in their zealotry, seeing as how they’d be able to see more offensive pictures. :: insert image of drooling, panting religious figure :: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/33 "2004-05-01T20:09:53Z")
In the beginning there was the Underpants… Yes, I know, straight to hell for that one. ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/34 "2004-05-01T20:41:34Z")
I guess I always wanted to be remembered for **something** around here. Guess starting up the “stupid underpants game in Cafe Society,” in the words of **Darkhold** , is going to have to do. 😉 First post that ever broke 100 replies, and now it’s spawned a second thread. I feel so…so… …underpants. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/35 "2004-05-01T21:09:19Z")
> [@Chastain86](#): > > I guess I always wanted to be remembered for **underpants** around here… Fixed it for you. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/36 "2004-05-01T21:15:42Z")
I just wanna see **torie** ’s underpants. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/37 "2004-05-01T21:56:10Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > I just wanna **UNDERPANTS torie** ’s underpants. 😃 This post has been **UNDERPANTSED** by the **UNDERPPANTSER**! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/38 "2004-05-01T21:59:58Z")
> [@GMRyujin](#): > > And Tom Berenger? Jeez. He’s a decent actor, but I can’t imagine getting my panties in a twist over _Sniper_. Getting your _ **underpants** _ in a twist. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/39 "2004-05-01T22:44:48Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > There is a message board dedicated to Owen Wilson? Seriously? And they take quotes from his movies seriously? I mean, I find Owen Wilson kind of charming, but WTF? Geez Louise, get a life people! A friend of mine and I have noticed that, the way that Owen Wilson acts, it’s like he’s NEVER seen the script for the film. It sounds like everyone else has their lines, and he just decided to make 'em up. Not that they’re anything wrong with that. But it sometimes drags a movie. Everyone else seems so…crisp in their deliveries, and he is the antithesis of that. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/40 "2004-05-02T02:17:35Z")
> [@dnooman](#): > > If the actors are deified just by _saying_ those words, just think how important the people that _wrote_ those words are. By that reasoning the Writers Guild would need to start hiring extra security for the hacks that wrote “Dude, where’s my car?” Actually, Owen Wilson is a writer too. He co-wrote _Bottle Rocket_, \*Rushmore \* and _The Royal Tannenbaums_. He writes better than he acts. He was also the associate Producer of _As good as it gets_. > **[Owen Wilson - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005562/#writer)** > > Owen Wilson, Actor: The Royal Tenenbaums. Self-proclaimed troublemaker Owen Cunningham Wilson was born in Dallas, to Irish-American parents originally from Massachusetts. He grew up in Texas with his mother, Laura (Cunningham), a photographer; his... [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954.md?page=3)