# Jesus Christ on a Cracker!!! He's an ACTOR!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 1, 2004, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954 "2004-05-01T07:00:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/41 "2004-05-02T02:25:52Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Will someone keep the pre-teens off the internet?!?! > Don’t they know what a vile place this is? > Won’t someone think of the…eh, screw it. > Apologies to **Darwin’s Finch** for stealing your [mis-quote](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4802222&postcount=68). > And I thought I was being original until I read the thread. :dubious: hmph. Heh, you wanna know what the sad thing was? These people are older. The woman who attacked me with most aplomb looks from her pic to be in her 40’s! ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/42 "2004-05-02T03:18:44Z")
> [@Chastain86](#): > > Guess starting up the “stupid underpants game in Cafe Society,” in the words of Darkhold, is going to have to do. Heh sorry no offense intended. I just have dislike for game threads I’ve tried posting in them and it’s just not fun for me. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/43 "2004-05-02T04:03:33Z")
The state has no business in the underpants of the nation. Vive les Bobettes libres. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/44 "2004-05-02T04:37:07Z")
Let’s not forget the French! “Let them eat underpants!” “The State, it is underpants.” And then there’s The Straight Dope, Fighting Underpants Since 1973 ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/45 "2004-05-02T05:22:26Z")
I gotta know–what quotes, exactly, of Owen Wilson’s are so profound that they shouldn’t be tampered with? > [@](#): > > I’m, like, 98% excited, and maybe 2% scared. Or maybe it’s backwards. Maybe I’m 98% scared, and, like, 2% excited. But that’s what makes it so great… -I’m so confused! Yeah, that Owen Wilson…he’s a modern-day Socrates. Do these people really take things that his _characters_ have said as if he himself had said them? (p.s. I got that quote off of IMDB, from Armageddon. I don’t know any Owen Wilson quotes by heart.) ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/46 "2004-05-02T05:29:03Z")
Just so long as nobody ever posts anything like “If underpants were cornflakes, you’d be General Mills.” We could never allow that kind of blasphemy on _this_ board. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/47 "2004-05-02T05:34:28Z")
> [@Green Bean](#): > > Do these people really take things that his _characters_ have said as if he himself had said them? Sadly, yes, there are people like that. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/48 "2004-05-02T06:33:01Z")
“Maybe you should apologize to the board for messing around with their beloved Owen & having such a poor taste of humor. As you can tell from the posts - few were amused.” :rolleyes: And the madness continues… ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/49 "2004-05-02T06:54:21Z")
> [@torie](#): > > “Maybe you should apologize to the board for messing around with their beloved Owen & having such a poor taste of humor. As you can tell from the posts - few were amused.” Ok, I gotta see this thread… No, I won’t join and post, though they probably deserve to be told that they’re all nucking futs. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/50 "2004-05-02T06:58:06Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > Ok, I gotta see this thread… > > No, I won’t join and post, though they probably deserve to be told that they’re all nucking futs. 😃 😃 Unfortunaley, much of the thread, though for some reason not all, has been deleted. And locked. I’ll email you a link anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/51 "2004-05-02T07:12:02Z")
> [@torie](#): > > 😃 > Unfortunaley, much of the thread, though for some reason not all, has been deleted. And locked. I’ll email you a link anyway. Oy! > [@](#): > > Maybe i am stupid No argument here. > [@](#): > > but i simply do not get the use of ruining an Owen’s quote like that. What, by making it, you know, funny? > [@](#): > > [BL my sense of humor NEEDS a vacation! Why does your sense of humor need a vacation when it clearly isn’t doing any real work, whatsoever? ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/52 "2004-05-02T07:18:41Z")
You know this whole thing gets funnier and funnier. Keep it up **torie** imagine the immortality in being banned from the Owen Wilson board. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/53 "2004-05-02T14:53:47Z")
I press on for you!!! ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/54 "2004-05-03T01:36:03Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > This post has been **UNDERPANTSED** by the **UNDERPPANTSER**! For some reason, **Ilsa** that made me laugh out loud. Thank Og I wasn’t drinking any liquids at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/55 "2004-05-03T14:52:56Z")
We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them in the streets, we shall fight them in our underpants. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/56 "2004-05-03T15:17:25Z")
Four score and seven years ago our underpants brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in underpants and dedicated to the proposition that all underpants are created equal. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/57 "2004-05-03T15:54:53Z")
I also have gotten into trouble for not taking actors and/or fictional characters seriously enough. Now I understand why. I have a poor taste of humor. Who woulda guessed. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/58 "2004-05-03T18:51:59Z")
God, I can’t believe people get this worked up about a mid-list celebrity. Just reading about it makes me feel almost… cool, in comparison. And that’s a decidedly unusual sensation. ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/59 "2004-05-03T19:47:57Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > …by the **UNDERPPANTSER**! Did anyone else read this in their head as the **UNDER-PA-PANTSER** , and then laugh even harder? No? Just me? ::toodles off to have the mods change his user name to The Underpapantser:: ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/60 "2004-05-04T00:34:25Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > What’s next, taking the names of Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen in vain? The Underpants Twins! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954.md?page=4)