# Jesus Christ on a Cracker!!! He's an ACTOR!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 1, 2004, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954 "2004-05-01T07:00:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/61 "2004-05-04T00:38:11Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > What’s next, taking the names of Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen in vain? [Homer Simpson] “Mmmmmm…Ashley and Mary-Kate underpants…” [/Homer Simpson] ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/62 "2004-05-04T00:51:43Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > The Underpants Twins! “Form of… a thong!” “Shape of… a sports bra!” ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/63 "2004-05-04T04:51:01Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > “Form of… a thong!” > > “Shape of… a sports bra!” Now, come on, do you _really_ think that either of the MK&A Duo knows what a thong is? (I’ve seen part of one of their movies. It was, um, for “research” purposes, yeah that’s it. Did you know that you can have your membership at a video store cancelled for trying to rent “All Anal Amatuers 1-27” and the complete Olsen twins video collection at the same time? Anyway, judging by the Olsen performances, they’re either the greatest actors the world has ever seen, or they’re as innocent as they appear.) ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/64 "2004-05-04T05:13:12Z")
“There’s some underpants born every minute” “I regret that I have one underpants to give to my country” “Give me liberty, or give me underpants” “Our underpants, who art in heaven” (goin to hell anyway) :eek: “God bless my underpants” “We hold these underpants to be self evident” “Ich bin ein Underpantser” I could go on, but probably shouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/65 "2004-05-04T05:35:53Z")
> [@Steelerphan](#): > > Four score and seven years ago our underpants brought forth on this > continent a new nation, conceived in underpants and dedicated to the > proposition that all underpants are created equal. Oh no! All underpants are NOT created equal. 😃 And if elected, I promise a chicken in every underpants. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954/66 "2004-05-04T12:29:42Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Now, come on, do you _really_ think that either of the MK&A Duo knows what a thong is? I believe that one can purchase a pair of thongs from the “Mary-Kate and Ashley Collection” at Wal-Mart. The flip-flop kind, too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-on-a-cracker-hes-an-actor/242954.md?page=3)