# Jesus Christ Sean Hannity.........

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 10, 2017, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190 "2017-11-10T03:43:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/21 "2017-11-10T13:39:51Z")

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The use of biblical quotes to justify this is just amazing. Specifically, the story of Joseph/Mary and the birth of Jesus is just bizarre, but it is also problematic. Isn’t the whole immaculate conception myth based on Joseph NOT getting it on with Mary? 😃

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/22 "2017-11-10T13:46:32Z")

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> [@leftfield6](#):
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> The use of biblical quotes to justify this is just amazing. Specifically, the story of Joseph/Mary and the birth of Jesus is just bizarre, but it is also problematic. Isn’t the whole immaculate conception myth based on Joseph NOT getting it on with Mary? 😃

There’s the liberal Bible and the conservative Bible. Fox just wants to make sure you get the conservative Bible’s side of the story so that you can decide.:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/23 "2017-11-10T13:52:33Z")

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All this smut against Judge Moore (future Senator Moore) belongs in the _Stupid Liberals_ thread. You libtards rape everything that moves, male or female; kill your babies; steal from your hard-working millionaires to feed your crack babies; … and then have the gall to attack this fine constitutional scholar??? Sheeezh. _And he wasn’t doing anything that Great Leader wouldn’t do._

Do we even know the details of this sex? Maybe the girl was a hooker. (At least it didn’t happen in libtard California where a 14-year old can’t even be charged with prostitution … Sheeezh.)

Anyway, there are plenty of hot 14-year olds that can easily pass for 15 or 16. Maybe it was entrapment.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/24 "2017-11-10T14:16:18Z")

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> [@leftfield6](#):
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> The use of biblical quotes to justify this is just amazing. Specifically, the story of Joseph/Mary and the birth of Jesus is just bizarre, but it is also problematic. Isn’t the whole immaculate conception myth based on Joseph NOT getting it on with Mary? 😃

[nitpick] You’re thinking of the virgin birth; the immaculate conception is the conception of _Mary_, not Jesus.[/nitpick]

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/25 "2017-11-10T14:17:43Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> All this smut against Judge Moore (future Senator Moore) belongs in the _Stupid Liberals_ thread. You libtards rape everything that moves, male or female; kill your babies; steal from your hard-working millionaires to feed your crack babies; … and then have the gall to attack this fine constitutional scholar??? Sheeezh. _And he wasn’t doing anything that Great Leader wouldn’t do._
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> Do we even know the details of this sex? Maybe the girl was a hooker. (At least it didn’t happen in libtard California where a 14-year old can’t even be charged with prostitution … Sheeezh.)
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> Anyway, there are plenty of hot 14-year olds that can easily pass for 15 or 16. Maybe it was entrapment.

7/10

Had an easy opportunity to sneak in a pizza parlor pedophilia palace reference, and you missed it. :D:cool:

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/26 "2017-11-10T14:23:25Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> Anyway, there are plenty of hot 14-year olds that can easily pass for 15 or 16. Maybe it was entrapment.

Have to be 16 - that’s the age of consent in Alabama. And I’ve seen plenty of 14 year old (or even 12 year old) girls who could pass for 16, especially since a lot of 16 year olds look like they could be younger. What’s a man supposed to do? At that age, they may not even have ID yet.

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**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/27 "2017-11-10T14:34:00Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> All this smut against Judge Moore (future Senator Moore) belongs in the _Stupid Liberals_ thread. You libtards rape everything that moves, male or female; kill your babies; steal from your hard-working millionaires to feed your crack babies; … and then have the gall to attack this fine constitutional scholar??? Sheeezh. _And he wasn’t doing anything that Great Leader wouldn’t do._
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> Do we even know the details of this sex? Maybe the girl was a hooker. (At least it didn’t happen in libtard California where a 14-year old can’t even be charged with prostitution … Sheeezh.)
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> Anyway, there are plenty of hot 14-year olds that can easily pass for 15 or 16. Maybe it was entrapment.

I know you are being sarcastic, but I can see that quote coming from a Moore supporter. I fear that it won’t make a difference, and Moore will be elected anyway.

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**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/28 "2017-11-10T14:36:38Z")

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As former 14 year old, I can attest that some of them do have strong sexual urges.

But, consent isn’t actually the crux of the biscuit here afaict.

The crux of the biscuit seems to be judgment.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/29 "2017-11-10T14:39:38Z")

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> [@PatriotX](#):
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> As former 14 year old, I can attest that some of them do have strong sexual urges.
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> But, consent isn’t actually the crux of the biscuit here afaict.
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> The crux of the biscuit seems to be judgment.

Well if you lack the judgment, due to mental capacity or age, to make a decision fraught with as many consequences as sexual activity, you aren’t capable of consent. I’m pretty sure that’s the logic behind age of consent laws. Wanting to do something, particularly if you’re a child, doesn’t mean you can consent to doing it.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/30 "2017-11-10T14:48:10Z")

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The 14 year old in question did not consent (and probably could not consent due to the extreme power differential) to the encounters described.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/31 "2017-11-10T15:11:57Z")

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> [@PatriotX](#):
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> As former 14 year old, I can attest that some of them do have strong sexual urges.
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> But, consent isn’t actually the crux of the biscuit here afaict.
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> The crux of the biscuit seems to be judgment.

They may have strong sexual urges, but as a society we’ve accepted that there are multiple circumstances where consent cannot be considered valid even if it is offered. Situations like.

A person is underage (under the 16-18 year old cutoff)

A person is legally confined by the other party (a prison inmate cannot consent to sex with a corrections officer. An arrestee cannot consent to sex with a police officer).

The person is incapacitated for various reasons (asleep, severely intoxicated, mentally disabled, etc).

The third one is tricky. I’ve had women have sex with me while I was drunk and asleep, but it was women I was already sleeping with. I don’t consider that rape. The third one is more about sex with a total stranger vs an established relationship. Had a total stranger blown me while I was asleep I’d be pissed off. Having a woman I was already sleeping with do it was fine.

The third one is tricky and comes down to individual preferences and established relationships, but the first two are straightforward.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/32 "2017-11-10T15:12:00Z")

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Love how he claims the allegations are “false”, like he knows that as a matter of fact.

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**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/33 "2017-11-10T15:22:18Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> Well if you lack the judgment, due to mental capacity or age, to make a decision fraught with as many consequences as sexual activity, you aren’t capable of consent. I’m pretty sure that’s the logic behind age of consent laws. Wanting to do something, particularly if you’re a child, doesn’t mean you can consent to doing it.

> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> They may have strong sexual urges, but as a society we’ve accepted that there are multiple circumstances where consent cannot be considered valid even if it is offered. Situations like.
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> A person is underage (under the 16-18 year old cutoff)
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> A person is legally confined by the other party (a prison inmate cannot consent to sex with a corrections officer. An arrestee cannot consent to sex with a police officer).
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> The person is incapacitated for various reasons (asleep, severely intoxicated, mentally disabled, etc).
> 
> The third one is tricky. I’ve had women have sex with me while I was drunk and asleep, but it was women I was already sleeping with. I don’t consider that rape. The third one is more about sex with a total stranger vs an established relationship. Had a total stranger blown me while I was asleep I’d be pissed off. Having a woman I was already sleeping with do it was fine.
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> The third one is tricky and comes down to individual preferences and established relationships, but the first two are straightforward.

I was referring to Moore’s judgment.  
The issue is Moore’s judgment, not whether or not the 14 yr old consented.

If the 14 yr consented or even if she were eager, is a red herring.

The actual issue imho, is Moore’s judgment in hitting on a teen.  
Sorry I wasn’t more clear earlier.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/34 "2017-11-10T15:42:45Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> “The Hannitys of the world don’t make a difference”? How fucking stupid are you?

I think it’s more a case of how fucking stupid **adaher** thinks _we_ are.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/35 "2017-11-10T15:51:38Z")

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At some point, society’s just gonna have to be okay with some kind of professional prostitute’s guild that can service people in power, so they can discreetly get sexual satisfaction without being all stupid about it.

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**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/36 "2017-11-10T16:19:52Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> At some point, society’s just gonna have to be okay with some kind of professional prostitute’s guild that can service people in power, so they can discreetly get sexual satisfaction without being all stupid about it.

That won’t cure this sort of stupidity.  
Availability doesn’t seem to be the issue.  
There’re already many willing potential sexual partners in the world—yet the stupidity persists.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/37 "2017-11-10T16:24:02Z")

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> [@PatriotX](#):
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> I was referring to Moore’s judgment.  
> The issue is Moore’s judgment, not whether or not the 14 yr old consented.
> 
> If the 14 yr consented or even if she were eager, is a red herring.
> 
> The actual issue imho, is Moore’s judgment in hitting on a teen.  
> Sorry I wasn’t more clear earlier.

Well, that makes perfect sense. Actually blaming the perpetrator! Hannity could stand to learn from you.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/38 "2017-11-10T16:29:45Z")

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But what about Hillary’s uranium deal?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/39 "2017-11-10T16:42:27Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> But what about Hillary’s uranium deal?

Depends - did she have sex with any nubile underaged teens at any point in the process?

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/40 "2017-11-10T16:49:50Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Depends - did she have sex with any nubile underaged teens at any point in the process?

We all know that Hillary is actually lesbian (and Chelsea is Webb Hubble’s kid), but is ‘nubile’ a non-gendered adjective? I’ve always read it is as feminine - is there a masculine equivalent? And yes, I could Google it, but what is the Dope for if not answering my questions?

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