# Jesus Christ Sean Hannity.........

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 10, 2017, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190 "2017-11-10T03:43:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/41 "2017-11-10T16:53:27Z")

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Virile?

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/42 "2017-11-10T16:58:44Z")

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As [Steve Bannon, top national security analyst, points out](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/11/10/bannons-unhelpful-comparison-of-the-roy-moore-allegations-to-trumps-access-hollywood-tape/?utm_term=.864591d35987), the stories about the Judge Moore are coming from the same Democratic Party fronts that photoshopped the Access Hollywood tapes:

> [@Breitbart News chairman](#):
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> “The Bezos-Amazon-Washington Post that dropped that dime on Donald Trump [publishing Trump’s Access Hollywood tape] is the same Bezos-Amazon-Washington Post that dropped the dime this afternoon on Judge Roy Moore. Now is that a coincidence? That’s what I mean when I say ‘opposition party,’ right? It’s purely part of the apparatus of the Democratic Party.”

([Watch news star Maria Barfiromo rip the nuts off the Chairman of the DNC.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5zqzJZe7oI))

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/43 "2017-11-10T17:39:09Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> ([Watch news star Maria Barfiromo rip the nuts off the Chairman of the DNC.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5zqzJZe7oI))

Holy crap her voice and mannerisms are annoying.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/44 "2017-11-10T17:44:19Z")

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“Is it a coincidence?” No, it’s not a coincidence that a lot of Republican politicians are just fine with sexually assaulting women and the rest of the party is just fine with keeping them in power.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/45 "2017-11-10T18:11:33Z")

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But by all means, keep on attacking the people that expose child rapists and perverts. Those media people are the REAL criminals here.

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**Author:** ![CurtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@CurtC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurtC)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/46 "2017-11-10T20:32:58Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> “Is it a coincidence?” No, it’s not a coincidence that a lot of Republican politicians are just fine with sexually assaulting women and the rest of the party is just fine with keeping them in power.

And it’s not a coincidence that these things were exposed by a news organization other than Fox News.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/47 "2017-11-10T20:33:43Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Depends - did she have sex with any nubile underaged teens at any point in the process?

All the time, in the basement of the pizza parlor, before she sold them to the pedophile ring on the Moon.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/48 "2017-11-10T20:47:52Z")

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Alabama Republican leader states that he’d rather vote for a known child molester than a Democrat:

> **[GOP official says he’d vote for Moore even if allegations are true](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/359749-gop-official-says-hed-vote-for-moore-even-if-allegations-are-true/)**
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> An Alabama Republican official said Thursday that he would still vote for Roy Moore for Senate, even if the allegations that he had a sexual encounter with a minor are true.Bibb County Republi…

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**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/49 "2017-11-10T21:31:18Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> All the time, in the basement of the pizza parlor, before she sold them to the pedophile ring on the Moon.

I thought it was on Mars? Or were there two different outposts? Man, this is getting convoluted…

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/50 "2017-11-10T21:34:50Z")

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Y’know, why he Hell would I site my pedophile ring on the Moon/Mars when all the pervs are on Earth? I’d be cutting off my market segment!

> [@PatriotX](#):
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> That won’t cure this sort of stupidity.  
> Availability doesn’t seem to be the issue.  
> There’re already many willing potential sexual partners in the world—yet the stupidity persists.

Plus in this case the proposal might fall afoul of child labor laws, for one…

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/51 "2017-11-10T21:50:49Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> Alabama Republican leader states that he’d rather vote for a known child molester than a Democrat:

That should do wonders for any ongoing Alabama efforts to convince businesses and industry to move to the state.

_ **Alabama: Your Kids May Get Molested, But At Least it Will Be by Republicans!** _

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/52 "2017-11-10T21:53:26Z")

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> [@gytalf2000](#):
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> I thought it was on Mars? Or were there two different outposts? Man, this is getting convoluted…

I thought Mars was where the time traveling scientists from the future raised Barack Obama?

> **[White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars](https://www.wired.com/2012/01/obama-mars/)**
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> Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama's past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. That's the...

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/53 "2017-11-10T21:58:10Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> That should do wonders for any ongoing Alabama efforts to convince businesses and industry to move to the state.
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> _ **Alabama: Your Kids May Get Molested, But At Least it Will Be by Republicans!** _

We need to get back to the good old days like the 1950’s when kids who were molested by Republicans would just shut the hell up about it.

That’s what’s wrong with the world these days! Damn kids complaining about being molested. Don’t they know that is was all for the greater good?

Besides, Ray Moore could not have done anything to those girls… You see, it would have been impossible for him to bend over that way… If you just take this paper towel tube and…

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/54 "2017-11-10T22:13:12Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> We need to get back to the good old days like the 1950’s when kids who were molested by Republicans would just shut the hell up about it.
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> That’s what’s wrong with the world these days! Damn kids complaining about being molested. Don’t they know that is was all for the greater good?
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> Besides, Ray Moore could not have done anything to those girls… You see, it would have been impossible for him to bend over that way… If you just take this paper towel tube and…

:eek:

Seriously, each and every person who’s made public statements defending the use of 14-year-olds for the sexual gratification of 32-year-olds needs to be held accountable.

And Moore-defender Jim Zeigler, who seemed to be greatly enjoying the idea of Old Joseph getting it on with Teen Mary, needs to be metaphorically hit on the head with a nice big Bible–since he obviously is completely unacquainted with that particular book.  
It’s “the _Virgin_ Mary,” chucklehead.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/55 "2017-11-10T22:26:32Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> :eek:
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> \*\*Seriously, each and every person who’s made public statements defending the use of 14-year-olds for the sexual gratification of 32-year-olds needs to be held accountable.  
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Yep. People who defend non-consensual sex is bad enough; defending child rape is just fucked up beyond belief. I believe in the freedom of speech but I also believe that people need to be held accountable for having fucked up ideas. We’re not talking about someone who hit on someone thinking it was a college student and later realized ‘Oh crap, you’re 17.’ Enough of that nonsense.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/56 "2017-11-10T23:01:07Z")

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I’m not normally one to jump on the “fire his ass,” bandwagon, but I think if you publicly defend raping children, it’s time to go.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/57 "2017-11-10T23:25:33Z")

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I’m thinking there is a good chance he walks this one back. He “finds” out some more “facts” and “realizes” the situation is different that he was speaking to yesterday. He assumed they were going with plan A; knee-jerk denials and any defense of any repub facing suspicion. As he realizes he no one followed his charge into the Battle of the Pedo, I think even he will submit to some sense of self-preservation.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/58 "2017-11-10T23:33:06Z")

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Nah. He’ll simply not talk about it. Won’t even deny he said it, much less walk it back. He’ll just talk about the uranium pizza scandal.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/59 "2017-11-10T23:35:59Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Holy crap her voice and mannerisms are annoying.

Hey, Joey Ramone dug her so, you know, cut her some slack. 🙂

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Sf4_-ciaJtk/hqdefault.jpg "Joey Ramone - Maria Bartiromo") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf4_-ciaJtk)

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/60 "2017-11-10T23:37:14Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> I’m thinking there is a good chance he walks this one back. He “finds” out some more “facts” and “realizes” the situation is different that he was speaking to yesterday. He assumed they were going with plan A; knee-jerk denials and any defense of any repub facing suspicion. As he realizes he no one followed his charge into the Battle of the Pedo, I think even he will submit to some sense of self-preservation.

That assumes any of his fans will give a shit.

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