# Jesus Christ Sean Hannity.........

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 10, 2017, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190 "2017-11-10T03:43:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/81 "2017-11-13T10:11:28Z")

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Advertisers coming to their senses pushed Big Bill off the hill. I hope these sparks catch fire.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/82 "2017-11-13T13:13:46Z")

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Been on the fence about buying a Keurig for a few years. Looks like the time has come!

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/83 "2017-11-13T13:37:04Z")

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Just go to the Trump side of town and pick up a used one from the curbside.

> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> boyoboy, I do NOT envy them the coffee withdrawal headaches they’re going to have in the morning.

I haven’t been keeping track - have they been boycotting fair-trade coffee already?

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/84 "2017-11-13T13:39:43Z")

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Let’s give [Dinesh D’Souza](https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/929709895603097600) equal time here, shall we?

> [@D'Souza](#):
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> I was lukewarm on Roy Moore until the last-minute smear. Now we must elect him to show that the @washingtonpost sleaze attack failed

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**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/85 "2017-11-13T14:05:16Z")

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Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza, please.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/86 "2017-11-13T14:13:26Z")

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Oh, and I’d like to add that 4 and a half weeks is not really a ‘last minute smear’.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/87 "2017-11-13T14:29:19Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> Let’s give [Dinesh D’Souza](https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/929709895603097600) equal time here, shall we?

He was a prick when I went to college with him, and time has not improved him.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/88 "2017-11-13T14:40:03Z")

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Haven’t actually been boycotting those coffee makers. Just use what I got till it wears out them hop down to Goodwill and get another. So, the deal is, you got a coffee maker that you load up a coffee cartridge and it makes you a cup? Is there a _more_ stupid way to make a cup of coffee?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/89 "2017-11-13T14:43:40Z")

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I boycott all those “coffee pod” machines on the grounds [sic] that the end result should be a cup of coffee and not a cup of coffee-scented chemicals and sweeteners.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/90 "2017-11-13T14:53:41Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Haven’t actually been boycotting those coffee makers. Just use what I got till it wears out them hop down to Goodwill and get another. So, the deal is, you got a coffee maker that you load up a coffee cartridge and it makes you a cup? Is there a _more_ stupid way to make a cup of coffee?

Get a coffee maker with a timer. Load it with ground coffee _the night before you want a pot of coffee._ Wake up to coffee made with dried-out grounds which kinda looks and tastes like coffee. Feel stupid.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/91 "2017-11-13T14:56:54Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Haven’t actually been boycotting those coffee makers. Just use what I got till it wears out them hop down to Goodwill and get another. So, the deal is, you got a coffee maker that you load up a coffee cartridge and it makes you a cup? Is there a _more_ stupid way to make a cup of coffee?

Brewing a pot and throwing away 3/4ths of it every morning because my wife doesn’t like coffee has never made me feel _smart_, particularly…

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/92 "2017-11-13T15:22:56Z")

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Why wake up when you’re still there?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/93 "2017-11-13T15:32:20Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> So, the deal is, you got a coffee maker that you load up a coffee cartridge and it makes you a cup?

Well,for someone of the sort featured in the videos, who goes beyond “shouldn’t be trusted with a knife” to “shouldn’t be trusted with a spoon”, a pre-packaged coffee pod is pretty much the only option.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/94 "2017-11-13T15:33:33Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Brewing a pot and throwing away 3/4ths of it every morning because my wife doesn’t like coffee has never made me feel _smart_, particularly…

Just spit balling here, but maybe make 1/2 pot, and only throw away half of it? I’m assuming that there are days your drink more than a 1/4 pot yourself.

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**Author:** ![Anny\_Middon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Anny\_Middon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anny_Middon)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/95 "2017-11-13T16:27:00Z")

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Moore apparently thinks that feeling up 14-year-olds is a conservative Christian ideal [cite](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/11/12/senior-white-house-aide-give-roy-moore-more-time-to-defend-himself/?utm_term=.caa175fe182d)

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> Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore of Alabama sought to refocus his campaign on the conservative religious ideals most likely to motivate his base voters, dismissing the national firestorm over allegations that he pursued teenage girls when he was in his 30s.
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> Addressing a gathering at the Huntsville Christian Academy in Huntsville, Ala., on Sunday night, the former judge suggested that he was investigating his accusers, threatened to sue The Washington Post and called on the United States to restore its culture by going “back to God.”
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> “We can be proud of where we came from and where we’re going if we go back to God,” Moore said at his second public event since The Post reported the allegations of misconduct last week.  
> “If we go back to God, we can be unified again,” he said.

I guess if he’s proud of where he came from, he’s proud of sexually assaulting children.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/96 "2017-11-13T16:34:36Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> Just spit balling here, but maybe make 1/2 pot, and only throw away half of it? I’m assuming that there are days your drink more than a 1/4 pot yourself.

I seem that jittery?

As long as we’re doing Coffee Time Confessions, allow me to Derp out for a moment and announce with great pretension that I don’t even _own_ a coffee maker (at the moment). I use one of [these](https://www.melitta.com/en/1-Cup-Porcelain-Pour-Over-Coffee-Brew-Cone-1827,69399.html), which— again— seems like kind of a stupid way to make coffee, but actually turns out a decent cup.

And now, back to the sordid saga of Roy the Lonesome Cowboy and his faithful bootlicker, Jesus Hannity Christ.

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/97 "2017-11-13T16:43:02Z")

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Interesting opinion piece in the LA Times last weekend.

[http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-brightbill-roy-moore-evangelical-culture-20171110-story.html](http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-brightbill-roy-moore-evangelical-culture-20171110-story.html)

The upshot is that the evangelical culture Moore, and many of his supporters, is from kinda condones this whole older man / young female pairing. (Yeah, just like fundamentalist child brides the world over) So, that may explain some of the local Republicans continuing to support Moore. He’s just a normal guy doing normal guy things in their insular (sick and twisted - OOPS! Did I say that out loud?) world.

Now, as for Hannity? Yeah, he’s just a warrior for the cause. He’ll never change.

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**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/98 "2017-11-13T18:07:51Z")

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> [@Icarus](#):
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> Interesting opinion piece in the LA Times last weekend.
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> [http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-brightbill-roy-moore-evangelical-culture-20171110-story.html](http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-brightbill-roy-moore-evangelical-culture-20171110-story.html)
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> The upshot is that the evangelical culture Moore, and many of his supporters, is from kinda condones this whole older man / young female pairing. (Yeah, just like fundamentalist child brides the world over) So, that may explain some of the local Republicans continuing to support Moore. He’s just a normal guy doing normal guy things in their insular (sick and twisted - OOPS! Did I say that out loud?) world.
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> Now, as for Hannity? Yeah, he’s just a warrior for the cause. He’ll never change.

It is a sin to vote for Pedro, but ok to vote for Pedo. [/s]

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/99 "2017-11-13T18:50:31Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Hey, Joey Ramone dug her so, you know, cut her some slack. 🙂  
> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf4\_-ciaJtk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf4_-ciaJtk)

> [@bobot](#):
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> I posted this before watching that interview. I’ve since watched it. Sorry. Maybe Joey was high or something.

In Joey’s defense, his song was penned when she was on CNBC covering business news. I assume that with her over at Fox, he’s now rolling in his grave.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/100 "2017-11-14T17:22:16Z")

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I caught some of Hannity last night and he was freaking out that anyone thinks he EVER supported Moore. Why, his interview proved that he made Moore confess! And the media didn’t cover it! And his supporters should stop destroying Keurigs! (He said he would explain that later but I didn’t stick around.) It’s all a mainstream media smear to get him off of the air! He needs your help now!

So, Fox has officially come out against Moore. Wonder if that will have any sway with his supporters?

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