# Jesus Christ Sean Hannity......... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 10, 2017, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190 "2017-11-10T03:43:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/101 "2017-11-14T18:30:43Z")
With _Fox & Friends_ like these… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/102 "2017-11-14T19:53:55Z")
Who needs enemas? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/103 "2017-11-14T20:01:33Z")
Shut yo ass up! ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/104 "2017-11-14T20:31:38Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > Not a call to arms just a story about said call. > > “[Angry Sean Hannity fans are smashing Keurigs](https://gizmodo.com/angry-sean-hannity-fans-are-smashing-keurigs-on-twitter-1820378486)” and now Hannity is giving away [hundreds of Keurigs](http://thehill.com/homenews/media/360330-hannity-giving-away-hundreds-of-keurig-machines). Volvo and Cadillac have also pulled their ads - I eagerly await the videos of those being smashed in solidarity with Roy Moore. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/105 "2017-11-14T20:53:16Z")
Oh no, his sponsors are starting to O’reilly. That can feed on its own momentum. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/106 "2017-11-14T20:56:13Z")
Volvo Pulls Its Ads From Hannity - Carnage expected on the nation’s highways. > **[Volvo Pulls Sean Hannity Ads Following Roy Moore Report](https://www.newsweek.com/will-sean-hannity-fans-now-destroy-their-volvos-car-company-pulls-adverts-fox-710398)** > > If so, they are going to need some seriously heavy machinery. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/107 "2017-11-14T22:28:15Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > I caught some of Hannity last night and he was freaking out that anyone thinks he EVER supported Moore. Why, his interview proved that he made Moore confess! And the media didn’t cover it! And his supporters should stop destroying Keurigs! (He said he would explain that later but I didn’t stick around.) It’s all a mainstream media smear to get him off of the air! He needs your help now! > > So, Fox has officially come out against Moore. Wonder if that will have any sway with his supporters? I suspect they’re playing the same game as the Senate Repubs who’ve said they won’t seat him if he’s elected; if he wins, the governor can then go ahead and appoint someone with the (R) after his name. It’s a win-win for them - they can act outraged and look like they’re doing the right thing while telling the base that it’s all cool to go ahead and vote for the perv, since it’ll get them another Repub in his place. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/108 "2017-11-14T22:49:20Z")
> [@jasg](#): > > and now Hannity is giving away [hundreds of Keurigs](http://thehill.com/homenews/media/360330-hannity-giving-away-hundreds-of-keurig-machines). > > Volvo and Cadillac have also pulled their ads - I eagerly await the videos of those being smashed in solidarity with Roy Moore. And the Keurig CEO backtracks the (apparently unauthorized) principled stand in the hope that Hannity’s dunce army will consider drinking a little coffee between Kool-Aids. Glad I didn’t run out and buy one of their shitty machines. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/109 "2017-11-14T23:47:59Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > And the Keurig CEO backtracks the (apparently unauthorized) principled stand in the hope that Hannity’s dunce army will consider drinking a little coffee between Kool-Aids. Glad I didn’t run out and buy one of their shitty machines. Time to run out a buy an overpriced coffee machine just so I can smash it to show those Indian Ad-pullers at Keurig my displeasure. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/110 "2017-11-14T23:51:17Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > And the Keurig CEO backtracks the (apparently unauthorized) principled stand in the hope that Hannity’s dunce army will consider drinking a little coffee between Kool-Aids. Glad I didn’t run out and buy one of their shitty machines. Keurig users are pod-people. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/111 "2017-11-15T01:09:11Z")
Keurig®: When you don’t fuckin’ feel like sharing!™ ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/112 "2017-11-15T03:11:16Z")
By sheer happenstance, I just caught Sean The Big Giant Head Hannity slip the dirk into Judge Teeny Boink. Hallucination possible, confirmation pending. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/113 "2017-11-15T03:18:51Z")
> [@Katriona](#): > > I suspect they’re playing the same game as the Senate Repubs who’ve said they won’t seat him if he’s elected; if he wins, the governor can then go ahead and appoint someone with the (R) after his name. It’s a win-win for them - they can act outraged and look like they’re doing the right thing while telling the base that it’s all cool to go ahead and vote for the perv, since it’ll get them another Repub in his place. I’m not sure it’s that easy. If they elect him, then the senate can’t just remove him. There would have to be long, drawn-out hearings in which there would be witnesses, testimony, and drama. And I suspect that we’ve not heard the last of witnesses – I mean a fucking mall - a mall - BANNED this guy. I find it hard to believe that we’ve heard the last witness and I suspect that Mitch McConnell is of the same mind. I somehow think that the best thing that Republicans can do in this instance is…let Doug Jones win. And that’s how fucking crazy the GOP has become. From Gettysburg address, to Square Deal, to City Upon a Hill, to defending child rape. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/114 "2017-11-15T03:26:05Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > I’m not sure it’s that easy. If they elect him, then the senate can’t just remove him. There would have to be long, drawn-out hearings in which there would be witnesses, testimony, and drama. Well, I suspect there would be hearings, but there certainly wouldn’t need to be. 2/3rds of the Senate can boot a member, apparently for any thing they desire (kind of like impeachment, where the House determines what qualifies as ‘high crimes and misdemeanors’). ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/115 "2017-11-15T05:36:30Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > And the Keurig CEO backtracks the (apparently unauthorized) principled stand in the hope that Hannity’s dunce army will consider drinking a little coffee between Kool-Aids. Glad I didn’t run out and buy one of their shitty machines. Reading through [the actual apology](https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2017/11/13/keurig-ceo-tweet-regarding-hannity-created-an-unacceptable-situation/), he basically just says that they shouldn’t have said it out loud. The apology is to the “Keurig Team Members” who have suffered because of the tweet, not to anyone actually complaining or to Hannity himself. So he backtracks without actually backtracking, it sounds like to me. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/116 "2017-11-15T12:16:54Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > Well, I suspect there would be hearings, but there certainly wouldn’t need to be. 2/3rds of the Senate can boot a member, apparently for any thing they desire (kind of like impeachment, where the House determines what qualifies as ‘high crimes and misdemeanors’). It’s not like going after Bob Packwood whose popularity plummeted after he had been elected; the Senate would be trying to remove a senator who has been elected with full knowledge of the allegations. And as we’ve seen, the Republicans don’t have the courage to stand up to the crazies in their party. I suspect McConnell knows that his best strategy is to temporarily forget that ALabama exists and to try to let Doug, a moderate and certainly no ‘librul’, wins and perhaps becomes the 2018 version of Max Baucus or Joe Manchin. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/117 "2017-11-15T14:03:44Z")
Do you know how creepy you had to be to be banned by a mall in the eighties? ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2017, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/118 "2017-11-16T05:02:14Z")
So creepy, they swept you out with the roaches and other vermin? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2017, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190/119 "2017-11-16T10:51:01Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > With _Fox & Friends_ like these… > [@elucidator](#): > > Who needs enemas? Bill O’Reilly? Well, if he can’t find his loofah… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-christ-sean-hannity/801190.md?page=5)