# Jesus continues to find new venues for presenting his visage.  Ever the wise promoter

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-continues-to-find-new-venues-for-presenting-his-visage-ever-the-wise-promoter/367955 "2006-08-09T03:11:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-continues-to-find-new-venues-for-presenting-his-visage-ever-the-wise-promoter/367955/1 "2006-08-09T03:11:02Z")

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No satisfied with salt stains on underpasses, bathroom walls, cheese sammitches, and pancakes, [shrimp tails now bear His likeness](http://www.nbc5.com/news/9638225/detail.html?rss=chi&psp=news). _What a snack we have in Jesus, all our cocktail sauce to bear…_

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-continues-to-find-new-venues-for-presenting-his-visage-ever-the-wise-promoter/367955/2 "2006-08-09T06:32:31Z")

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Why is it always a fuzzy picture? You’d think the lord would bring clarity…

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-continues-to-find-new-venues-for-presenting-his-visage-ever-the-wise-promoter/367955/3 "2006-08-09T07:21:40Z")

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Looks more like David Blaine to me.

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-continues-to-find-new-venues-for-presenting-his-visage-ever-the-wise-promoter/367955/4 "2006-08-09T08:13:52Z")

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[QUOTE=danceswithcats]  
_What a snack we have in Jesus, all our cocktail sauce to bear…_  
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**snerk!**

Looks like the guy on those packets of cigarette papers to me.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-continues-to-find-new-venues-for-presenting-his-visage-ever-the-wise-promoter/367955/5 "2006-08-10T01:36:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Tikki]  
**snerk!**

Looks like the guy on those packets of cigarette papers to me.  
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Thank You! When I first saw the picture last night, I was thinking “I’ve seen this face on some product somewhere, but what the heck was it?”