# Jesus Exists **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914 "2005-07-17T23:32:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/21 "2005-07-18T02:50:36Z")
A woman in Texas claims she has [a walnut-sized stone](http://texascitysun.com/story.lasso?ewcd=92655be760881fac) which features no fewer than four images of Jesus. Unfortunately, the linked article features no photographic evidence for our examination… ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/22 "2005-07-18T04:01:44Z")
Well brought up Google Earth and found it too. Wierd… ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/23 "2005-07-18T04:15:27Z")
I see Kayless!! [http://www.shirepost.com/Kayless.html](http://www.shirepost.com/Kayless.html) ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/24 "2005-07-18T04:22:36Z")
Could it be… SATAN? Or maybe it’s Diane LaVey? ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/25 "2005-07-18T04:25:30Z")
[Autographed photo of Jesus](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5598118735&category=1469&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1) ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/26 "2005-07-18T04:47:44Z")
> [@FaerieBeth](#): > > I was gonna say Aragorn, as portrayed by Viggo Mortensen. Should Viggo be Jesus, there would be a religion I could get behind. Yup, I thought it looked like Viggo, too. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/27 "2005-07-18T04:49:20Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > [Autographed photo of Jesus](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5598118735&category=1469&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1) Y’know, I would have thought the nuns would have taught him better penmanship. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/28 "2005-07-18T05:41:17Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Y’know, I would have thought the nuns would have taught him better penmanship. I dunno, you think they taught him the “wink and the guns”? Man. Jesus is teh 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/29 "2005-07-18T05:52:59Z")
Umm… I don’t see anything in that picture. I assume you’re talking about the dark splotch in the center, but I can’t see any face in that. Maybe someone could post a picture with a photoshopped outline? ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/30 "2005-07-18T06:17:57Z")
Well, [this](http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7784/jaysus8vx.png) is what I see. ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/31 "2005-07-18T06:18:32Z")
> [@TheLoadedDog](#): > > What is with that family? > > Dank freeway underpasses, toast, peruvian sand dunes… You’d think they’d get some better gigs. They’ve been touring for two thousand years! Their agent is _tired_ and just wants to go have a scotch and give the cocktail waitress a friendly fondle. ---
**Author:** ![parthenokinesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@parthenokinesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parthenokinesis)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/32 "2005-07-18T10:36:28Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > [Autographed photo of Jesus](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5598118735&category=1469&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1) What is Jesus saying there? Gotcha ya! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/33 "2005-07-18T13:33:31Z")
> [@Strinka](#): > > Umm… I don’t see anything in that picture. I assume you’re talking about the dark splotch in the center, but I can’t see any face in that. Maybe someone could post a picture with a photoshopped outline? Thank you! I thought I was the only one who couldn’t see any face anywhere. I also can’t get magic eye thigns to work. I asume it’s all I scam, and everyone who DOES see the picture is subliminally mind controlled, and at some opint, you will all be mindless zombies and I alone will stand against you! ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/34 "2005-07-18T13:54:27Z")
Looks like a grilled cheese to me. ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Incognito\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@Guy\_Incognito\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Incognito_1)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/35 "2005-07-18T16:45:35Z")
Hah. Good luck selling a large portion of Peru on eBay. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/36 "2005-07-18T17:11:49Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > Could it be… SATAN? > > Or maybe it’s Diane LaVey? Actually, if you zoom out 2 clicks, you can clearly see Satan on the upper right grimacing and scowling at Jesus. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/37 "2005-07-18T17:50:46Z")
I’m getting Bride of Frankenstein. I do believe! I do! Raaaar! ---
**Author:** ![EleventyOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@EleventyOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EleventyOne)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/38 "2005-07-18T17:57:41Z")
You’re all wrong. It’s [da Vinci’s self portrait.](http://www.artchive.com/artchive/l/leonardo/leonardo_self-portrait.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/39 "2005-07-18T18:28:18Z")
> [@TheLoadedDog](#): > > What is with that family? > > Dank freeway underpasses, toast, peruvian sand dunes… You’d think they’d get some better gigs. That was brilliant. Has anyone ever been converted to Christianity based on some smeary image that someone claims looks like Jesus? To me, this looks a little like Homer Simpson’s make-up shotgun on a much larger scale. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/40 "2005-07-18T18:40:40Z")
And this is where they are holding Hitler, [Bougainville Road, US Navy Exchange, San Diego](http://maps.google.com/maps?q=san+diego&ll=32.676505,-117.157559&spn=0.004739,0.009917&t=k&hl=en) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914.md?page=3)