# Jesus Exists

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 17, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914 "2005-07-17T23:32:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/41 "2005-07-18T19:29:44Z")

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> [@EleventyOne](#):
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> You’re all wrong. It’s [da Vinci’s self portrait.](http://www.artchive.com/artchive/l/leonardo/leonardo_self-portrait.jpg)

Damn. You’re [right](http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/1350/cool0an.jpg). What is the master trying to tell us?

“I have sand in my shorts.”

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**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/42 "2005-07-18T19:58:44Z")

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This just in…

Golden [Palace.Com](http://Palace.Com) buys Peru…

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/43 "2005-07-18T22:14:53Z")

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> [@5que](#):
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> This just in…
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> Golden [Palace.Com](http://Palace.Com) buys Peru…

You SO stole my post! 😃

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/44 "2005-07-18T23:26:52Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> Well, [this](http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7784/jaysus8vx.png) is what I see.

Jesus got him a pointy haid!

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/45 "2005-07-18T23:52:42Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Jesus got him a pointy haid!

I thought it was cool that Jesus had a mohawk. And the cigarette I drew has nothing to do with trying to be a smartass - I really think it looks like a cigarette.

_Jesus is a punk rocker  
Jesus is a punk rocker  
Jesus is a punk rocker now  
He’s a punk punk, a punk rocker  
Punk punk, a punk rocker  
Punk punk, a punk rocker_

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**Author:** ![VegemiteMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/df788c/32.png) [@VegemiteMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VegemiteMoose)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-exists/312914/46 "2005-07-19T00:37:36Z")

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Hmmm, Jesus eh? This is what I see. [Link](http://tinypic.com/90u3pv.jpg)

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