# Jesus Fucking Christ, enough with this dumbass Troll McCarthyism! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 24, 2012, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143 "2012-06-24T13:49:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/1 "2012-06-24T13:49:23Z")
What in the fresh fucking hell is the motherfucking damage! Somebody lied on the Internet, big hairy-assed fucking deal! Nobody buttfucked your grandmother or stole your life savings, get the Mother Teresa Felching hell over it! Use common sense (if you know what that is). It.Really.Doesn’t.Fucking.Matter. This message board, as much as I enjoy it, isn’t the goddamn special snowflake Mecca of Truth. Sure, I don’t like bullshit motherfuckers coming in here and stinking up the place either, but it’s no reason to go out of your goddamned minds like you’re Jim Fucking Angleton or something over some shitstain lying ass retard loser posting button-pushing crapola. Fuck it; let go of it and if you don’t like it, just stay the fuck away from it. I know that’s just sooooo hard to do, but try it, just to see what it’s like, for once. And yeah, I’ll switch to decaf when you decide to quit being butthurt over some loser posting bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/2 "2012-06-24T13:59:21Z")
How do I know you’re telling the truth? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/3 "2012-06-24T14:09:57Z")
You let one person lie on the internet and next thing you know the Internet is nothing but lies and porn… Which, come to think of it, is redundant. ---
**Author:** ![Suil\_Dubh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85f322/32.png) [@Suil\_Dubh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suil_Dubh)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/4 "2012-06-24T14:13:00Z")
Mods, can we get an IP check in Aisle OP? My spider-sense is ring-ting-tingling, and all signs point under the bridge, as in, for who the bell trolls, if I may handshake a metaphor or two. Ha ha, just kidding. _furtive eye glance_ OR NOT!!! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/5 "2012-06-24T14:17:01Z")
We’re all just trolls, when it comes down to it… [/deep] ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/6 "2012-06-24T14:21:06Z")
The amount of words written about this mmmmmmmmmkay bullshit just astounds me, some people on this board really need to go outside and find a life, they really do. To my eyes, all this drama proves one thing. That MPSIMS is a fucking cesspit of attention whores, drama trolls and kitty fuckers. This board would be greatly improved by the immediate deletion of the MPSIMS forum and by the mods making it a bannable offence to give internet hugs. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/7 "2012-06-24T14:21:13Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > How do I know you’re telling the truth? Because if I was lying, I’d be a helluva lot more impressive. ---
**Author:** ![lance\_strongarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@lance\_strongarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lance_strongarm)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/8 "2012-06-24T14:24:39Z")
> [@An\_Arky](#): > > What in the fresh fucking hell is the motherfucking damage! Somebody lied on the Internet, big hairy-assed fucking deal! Nobody buttfucked your grandmother or stole your life savings, get the Mother Teresa Felching hell over it! Use common sense (if you know what that is). It.Really.Doesn’t.Fucking.Matter. This message board, as much as I enjoy it, isn’t the goddamn special snowflake Mecca of Truth. Sure, I don’t like bullshit motherfuckers coming in here and stinking up the place either, but it’s no reason to go out of your goddamned minds like you’re Jim Fucking Angleton or something over some shitstain lying ass retard loser posting button-pushing crapola. Fuck it; let go of it and if you don’t like it, just stay the fuck away from it. I know that’s just sooooo hard to do, but try it, just to see what it’s like, for once. And yeah, I’ll switch to decaf when you decide to quit being butthurt over some loser posting bullshit. Somebody complained about lying on the Internet, big hairy-assed fucking deal! Nobody buttfucked your grandmother or stole your life savings, get the Mother Teresa Felching hell over it! (Take your own advice). ---
**Author:** ![Suil\_Dubh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85f322/32.png) [@Suil\_Dubh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suil_Dubh)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/9 "2012-06-24T14:29:16Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > To my eyes, all this drama proves one thing. That MPSIMS is a fucking cesspit of attention whores, drama trolls and kitty fuckers. This board would be greatly improved by the immediate deletion of the MPSIMS forum and by the mods making it a bannable offence to give internet hugs. I’m behind you 100% on this. {{{bucketybuck}}} ---
**Author:** ![Pitchmeister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pitchmeister/32/3459_2.png) [@Pitchmeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pitchmeister)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/10 "2012-06-24T14:30:19Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > The amount of words written about this mmmmmmmmmkay bullshit just astounds me, some people on this board really need to go outside and find a life, they really do. > > To my eyes, all this drama proves one thing. That MPSIMS is a fucking cesspit of attention whores, drama trolls and kitty fuckers. This board would be greatly improved by the immediate deletion of the MPSIMS forum and by the mods making it a bannable offence to give internet hugs. Except both original threads by **umkay** reside in IMHO… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/11 "2012-06-24T14:34:29Z")
> [@Pitchmeister](#): > > Except both original threads by **umkay** reside in IMHO… :rolleyes: Stuff your details you pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Pitchmeister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pitchmeister/32/3459_2.png) [@Pitchmeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pitchmeister)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/12 "2012-06-24T14:36:30Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Stuff your details you pussy. Ooh, snap, I’ll go back to the kitty huggers now. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Suil\_Dubh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85f322/32.png) [@Suil\_Dubh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suil_Dubh)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/13 "2012-06-24T14:41:49Z")
Nurse! Bucketybuck needs more hugs STAT! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/14 "2012-06-24T14:42:52Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > To my eyes, all this drama proves one thing. That MPSIMS is a fucking cesspit of attention whores, drama trolls and kitty fuckers. This board would be greatly improved by the immediate deletion of the MPSIMS forum and by the mods making it a bannable offence to give internet hugs. Someone’s a Mr. Grumpypants today. _huggles_ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/15 "2012-06-24T15:06:08Z")
And the reason **bucketybuck** knows so much about what goes on in MPSIMS is… Which is funny, because he doesn’t _look_ trollish. Except a little around the ears. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/16 "2012-06-24T15:09:59Z")
Oh! {{ this }} means _hugs?!_ And all this time I thought it depicted a vagina. Huh. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/17 "2012-06-24T15:17:56Z")
But… I have right here a piece of paper with the names of 205 known trolls in the SDMB! What the hell am I supposed to do with it now? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/18 "2012-06-24T15:19:52Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > But… I have right here a piece of paper with the names of 205 known trolls in the SDMB! What the hell am I supposed to do with it now? You’ll have to eat it, then burn it. In that order. {{Alessan}} ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/19 "2012-06-24T15:20:19Z")
> [@An\_Arky](#): > > it’s no reason to go out of your goddamned minds like you’re Jim Fucking Angleton or something That’s James **Jesus** Angleton to _you_, although what that has to do with the price of scabies I can’t fathom. Sorry to nit-pick, but we can’t allow people to be wrong on the Internet. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/20 "2012-06-24T15:38:03Z")
I think the key is to not lose your shit on message boards. Keep an arms length about it all. If you feel it really start to get to you, and begins to make you crack, take a step back and breathe. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143.md?page=2)