# Jesus Fucking Christ, enough with this dumbass Troll McCarthyism! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 24, 2012, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143 "2012-06-24T13:49:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/41 "2012-06-24T19:18:26Z")
> [@Suil\_Dubh](#): > > I’m behind you 100% on this. > > {{{bucketybuck}}} Is that like a turducken except with vajayjays? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/42 "2012-06-24T19:47:05Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > But… I have right here a piece of paper with the names of 205 known trolls in the SDMB! What the hell am I supposed to do with it now? I’m willing to name names, but I want a blanket pardon signed by the president and a CTU escort out of the country. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/43 "2012-06-24T20:15:09Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > I’m willing to name names, but I want a blanket pardon signed by the president and a CTU escort out of the country. It’s the Witless Protection Program. Some of you qualify. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/44 "2012-06-24T20:18:15Z")
umkay, will do. ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/45 "2012-06-24T23:12:09Z")
All this way thru the thread and no one has asked for a link to the offensive post(s)? Am I the only one who goes into MPSIMS somewhere near never? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/46 "2012-06-24T23:19:49Z")
Here’s one of troll wary doppers being god damn assholes. Troll? Possible. But god damn if they are wrong. > **[I'm so lonesome I could die.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=656250)** > > I’m not sure that this is appropriate for such a new member, but I need a listening ear. If someone here would be so kind as to read this and respond I would be grateful. My wife of 16 years and my three children, ages 14, 13, and 10 were hit a... ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/47 "2012-06-24T23:27:23Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Here’s one of troll wary doppers being god damn assholes. Troll? Possible. But god damn if they are wrong. > > [I'm so lonesome I could die. - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=656250) Is that the one **An Arky** is on about? If so, it’s already in the Pit. I don’t think that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/48 "2012-06-24T23:29:11Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Here’s one of troll wary doppers being god damn assholes. Troll? Possible. But god damn if they are wrong. > > [I'm so lonesome I could die. - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=656250) I’ve already fully explained that thread to everyone. Here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15202898#post15202898](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15202898#post15202898) ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/49 "2012-06-24T23:29:34Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/50 "2012-06-24T23:31:33Z")
> [@](#): > > Fuck it; let go of it and if you don’t like it, just stay the fuck away from it. I know that’s just sooooo hard to do, but try it, just to see what it’s like, for once. If this were possible this place wouldn’t be the troll’s paradise that it is today. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/51 "2012-06-25T00:00:13Z")
> [@curlcoat](#): > > Is that the one **An Arky** is on about? If so, it’s already in the Pit. I don’t think that’s it. I don’t know explicitly what Arky is on about. That thread is not in the pit (unless I am really fucking up links here which is entirely possible), its in IMHO. AFAIK the two “ITSA TROLL!!!” asshatteries going on are the UmKay one and the guy so loney he could die because his whole family was (possibly) wipped out by a drunk driver in IMHO. Want more than that you are gonna half to do some searchin. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/52 "2012-06-25T01:37:13Z")
Yeah, it has to do with both the umkay thing and how people jumped on the guy who posted about his wife and kids dying. I’m not defending either one, but I just got a bad vibe about the me, too pile-on aspect of it. It was a comment on the current atmosphere, that’s all. I don’t have a problem with anybody having doubts and voicing them, but it just seemed to be taking such an ugly turn that it gave me a feeling of “WTF are we doing here?” That’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/53 "2012-06-25T01:51:41Z")
Possible thread: Can you pick up a pen with your vagina? Or, better: Things that can be picked up with a vagina. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/54 "2012-06-25T01:53:47Z")
Senators? ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/55 "2012-06-25T02:02:32Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Senators? Or STDs. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/56 "2012-06-25T03:50:07Z")
> [@Becky2844](#): > > Can you pick up a pen with your vagina? The penis mightier than the vagina. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/57 "2012-06-25T04:04:42Z")
Speak for yourself (braggart). ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/58 "2012-06-25T04:11:19Z")
> [@An\_Arky](#): > > Yeah, it has to do with both the umkay thing and how people jumped on the guy who posted about his wife and kids dying. I’m not defending either one, but I just got a bad vibe about the me, too pile-on aspect of it. It was a comment on the current atmosphere, that’s all. I don’t have a problem with anybody having doubts and voicing them, but it just seemed to be taking such an ugly turn that it gave me a feeling of “WTF are we doing here?” That’s all. Ah, OK. I guess since I don’t go into MPSIMS, I wouldn’t notice a difference. Here in the Pit? Always like that. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143/59 "2012-06-25T07:14:08Z")
Well, it now seems **umkay** should probably pick up a phone and call a psychiatrist with her vagina. Or a prehensile penis. [Or whoever the hell **umkay** is or has.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=656188&page=8) {{umkay}} [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-fucking-christ-enough-with-this-dumbass-troll-mccarthyism/626143.md?page=2)