# Jesus H. Crispy-cracker! How bad, bad, bad can things really get before beck implodes? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 30, 2021, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852 "2021-01-30T08:16:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/21 "2021-02-01T08:53:28Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > They try relentlessly to hold me down and put me to bed. It’s maddining. **Beck** , trust in our modern philosophers when people are trying to put you down: _In the clearing stands a boxer_ _And a fighter by his trade_ _And he carries the reminders_ _Of every glove that laid him down_ _Or cut him till he cried out_ _In his anger and his shame_ _“I am leaving, I am leaving”_ _But the fighter still remains._ You’re a fighter, **Beck**. Remain. ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/22 "2021-02-01T09:53:39Z")
You’re always welcome to recoup or recuperate at Chez Nellie. We have an imaginary saloon in the MMP called Whoa Nellie’s. You could be the official hostess: you’d sit near the door, greet your many admirers, and dispense dog biscuits to Bayliss, Betsy, and any other critters who happen in. Plenty of beams for the Meezers. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/23 "2021-02-01T10:26:17Z")
> [@nelliebly](#): > > You’re always welcome to recoup or recuperate at Chez Nellie. We have an imaginary saloon in the MMP … Good point, **Nellie**. Don’t forget, **Beck** , we also have the “Non-Sleeper Cell,” in MPSIMS, which comes in handy, for us insomniacs. Any time of day or night, we’re here for you. ---
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/24 "2021-02-01T16:42:07Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > a stranger started chatting me up. > OM freakin’ God, this creeper was flirting with me. He went on to say he had this great job and no one to spend the moola on. Hey, that’s my line! It mighta been me. Oh, wait, this isn’t in Ohio… (Old guy ellipses). ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/25 "2021-02-01T16:47:08Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > "Oh, Ma don’t you know creepy guys troll dog aisles and baby aisles looking for Women? " Play your cards right and you could go home with a walnetto! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/26 "2021-02-01T18:26:40Z")
Play your cards right and you might get one of his kidneys. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/27 "2021-02-01T19:52:58Z")
Y’all giving me ideas. Hmmmm? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/28 "2021-02-01T22:24:20Z")
I don’t know what a Carolina Cur is, but my dear, departed Wife had me talked into a Treeing Walker Coon Hound for $450, except I got there too late and some other sucker beat me to it. She didn’t let that happen when she found a Lab-Corgi cross that looked like a black Pariah Dog for a measly $375. (oy!) A fine dog who helped as a seizure dog for our daughter. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/29 "2021-02-01T23:01:34Z")
That’s the deal. I googled Carolina cur. It’s allover the place as to what one is. This puppy favors none of the images I’ve seen. It’s Mr.Ws dog so I suppose it can be anything he wants it be. He is cute tho’. Named Dillon. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/30 "2021-02-01T23:29:41Z")
So was our Seizure Dog! Damn good dog. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/31 "2021-02-02T02:13:20Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > OM freakin’ God, this creeper was flirting with me. He went on to say he had this great job and no one to spend the moola on. Was this on Saturday night? He obviously had nobody. He probably had money 'cause he just got paid. Now, he just wishes he had some chick to talk to. He’s in an awful way. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/32 "2021-02-02T02:21:53Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > It’s Mr.Ws dog so I suppose it can be anything he wants it be. Let’s guess who is gonna end up taking care of it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/33 "2021-02-02T06:56:14Z")
Funny ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/34 "2021-02-02T18:23:07Z")
The youngsters won’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2021, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/35 "2021-02-05T15:48:31Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > "Oh, Ma don’t you know creepy guys troll dog aisles and baby aisles looking for Women? " Dogs I can understand, but hitting on women in the baby section is a whole other level of creepitude. Reminds me of a line from _Brooklyn Nine-Nine_ where Scully mentions that Hitchcock once hit on a nursing mother. > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Was this on Saturday night? He obviously had nobody. He probably had money 'cause he just got paid. Now, he just wishes he had some chick to talk to. > > He’s in an awful way. That was the first thing that popped into my head too. On the bright side, if he doesn’t find himself a honey to help him spend his money, he’s gonna have to blow this town. Anyway - hang in there, **Beck**. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/36 "2021-02-05T15:57:13Z")
We won’t even mention what another fellow told him… ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2021, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852/37 "2021-02-05T16:54:30Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > They try relentlessly to hold me down and put me to bed. It’s maddining. Tell them you’ll live longer if you’re active. Really, laying around being sedentary is the fastest way to go downhill. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-h-crispy-cracker-how-bad-bad-bad-can-things-really-get-before-beck-implodes/931852.md?page=1)