# Jesus HOMEPAGE Christ! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 29, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-homepage-christ/90340 "2001-10-29T19:08:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-homepage-christ/90340/1 "2001-10-29T19:08:10Z")
[http://members.aol.com/Jesus316/index.htm](http://members.aol.com/Jesus316/index.htm) Too bad it hasn’t been updated since '96. But I LIKE it! I really really like it! ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-homepage-christ/90340/2 "2001-10-29T19:26:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*[http://members.aol.com/Jesus316/index.htm](http://members.aol.com/Jesus316/index.htm) > > Too bad it hasn’t been updated since '96. But I LIKE it! I really really like it! \*\* Huh, I always thought that the “H” stood for haploid (or Hallmark, I guess) ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-homepage-christ/90340/3 "2001-10-29T20:45:30Z")
Hmm. No AOL ad banner on top. Make of THAT what you will. Pfft. JC should have to pay for banner-free web space just like every one else. What kind of premium AOL service does he have anyway? [sub]Friggin’ messiahs. Get all the breaks.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-homepage-christ/90340/4 "2001-10-29T21:06:29Z")
I thought this was going to be the “Shower with Jesus” guy, but this appears to be an entirely different Jesus. How many Jesuses (Jesi?) are there anyway? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-homepage-christ/90340/5 "2001-10-29T22:09:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*How many Jesuses (Jesi?) are there anyway? \*\* Well, this guy’s e-mail address is Jesus **316** @aol.com, so at least 316 of them. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-homepage-christ/90340/6 "2001-10-29T23:41:02Z")
I love the wacky links section. Just the idea of Jesus saying the word wacky gets me laughing. And I think the 316 is a meaningful number, you know, the John 3:16 guy and all. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-homepage-christ/90340/7 "2001-10-30T00:18:43Z")
Yes, **bouv** , hon, that was the joke:) Oh, Christ, now I sound condescending . . . And as to the “how many Jesuses are there?” . . . I seem to recall a Jesus Martinez playing baseball this past year, so . . . 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-homepage-christ/90340/8 "2001-10-30T00:29:33Z")
Dude, this is THE Jesus, as in, the Messiah, Jesus! HEhehee…guess he’s not doing too well, if he has to use AOHELL. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-homepage-christ/90340/9 "2001-10-30T00:43:51Z")
I’m going through the photos right now. Some of the captions are pretty good: “Here’s a picture of my conception. (You won’t get that on other homepages!)” “There was a sale at Sears. I still have 300 wallet sized copies of this photo in a drawer somewhere.” “Here’s one of Me chasing the moneylenders out of the temple. I would have preferred if this picture had not be taken, but those darn paparazzi are everywhere.” And my favorite caption: “On the cross. Ow.” ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-homepage-christ/90340/10 "2001-10-30T01:47:37Z")
We should take the opportunity to ask Him what made Him weep when He was a baby. 🙂