# Jesus is sitting on your couch…

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 16, 2023, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-is-sitting-on-your-couch/982740 "2023-04-16T14:46:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\
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He’d know some neat magic tricks. He’d go on and on about scriptures. He’d have a store of simple metaphorical stories to illustrate his opinions. He probably wants to be the center of attention, but is empathetic.

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