# Jesus-man! He's everywhere!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 22, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-man-hes-everywhere/423529 "2007-10-22T01:46:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-man-hes-everywhere/423529/61 "2007-10-22T20:01:23Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] Not only do I not own it, but I checked again…twice…and I still see H.R. Puff n Stuff. Whatever you’re smokin’…I want some. [/QUOTE] You have to poke around to see the rest of the albums. I think I clicked on the username. Here, this should make it easy: [http://www.flickr.com/photos/drkoontz/](http://www.flickr.com/photos/drkoontz/) Sexy stormtrooper is about half way down the open album. ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-man-hes-everywhere/423529/62 "2007-10-22T20:12:22Z")
[QUOTE=asterion] I love the way the OP wrote it, though. Jesus-Man, Jesus-Man, Does whatever a deity can, Takes your sins, any size, Appears on items of many kinds, Look out! Here comes the Jesus-Man! [/QUOTE] Goddam, that’s some funny shit. “Appears on items of many kinds” BRILLIANT! You should have been a writer for MST3000. I’m tearing up over here… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-man-hes-everywhere/423529/63 "2007-10-23T17:37:08Z")
Hmm, I thought it was going to be about [this guy](http://datejesus.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-man-hes-everywhere/423529/64 "2007-10-23T18:10:15Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] Hmm, I thought it was going to be about [this guy](http://datejesus.com/). [/QUOTE] I like the “Jesus Hates You” t-shirts for sale on this site. Reminds me of a birthday card my grandmother got once: “Jesus loves you…but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.” ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-man-hes-everywhere/423529/65 "2007-10-23T20:42:43Z")
Dear Abby, I never thought that I would be writing to you. I have been a happily married woman for years, but last week I brought my car in for repairs and met a new mechanic who just… well, it was electricity. He told me he would drop the car off at my house, and one thing led to another. It was only later that evening when my husband came home that he noticed a soiled towel. My mechanic had washed his face from the garage grime when he got to the house, and I forgot to hide the towel. I told my husband that I had used it to clean the air conditioner, but we both noticed that it looked like a face. I dropped to my knees, clutched my crucifix, and cried that it was the face of Jesus. My husband crossed himself, and never suspected a thing. So, my question to you is: Would it be a sin if I sell the towel on EBay? LL in Houston p.s. It really wouldn’t be lying. My mechanic’s name is Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-man-hes-everywhere/423529/66 "2007-10-23T21:31:59Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] Hmm, I thought it was going to be about [this guy](http://datejesus.com/). [/QUOTE] I see the Capitol building. No guy. No Tshirts. ---
**Author:** ![SmokinMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@SmokinMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmokinMom)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-man-hes-everywhere/423529/67 "2007-10-23T22:08:24Z")
[QUOTE=Plynck] Dear Abby, I never thought that I would be writing to you. I have been a happily married woman for years, but last week I brought my car in for repairs and met a new mechanic who just… well, it was electricity. He told me he would drop the car off at my house, and one thing led to another. It was only later that evening when my husband came home that he noticed a soiled towel. My mechanic had washed his face from the garage grime when he got to the house, and I forgot to hide the towel. I told my husband that I had used it to clean the air conditioner, but we both noticed that it looked like a face. I dropped to my knees, clutched my crucifix, and cried that it was the face of Jesus. My husband crossed himself, and never suspected a thing. So, my question to you is: Would it be a sin if I sell the towel on EBay? LL in Houston p.s. It really wouldn’t be lying. My mechanic’s name is Jesus. [/QUOTE] Dear LL, Of course it wouldn’t be a sin since our lord is all loving AND all forgiving. In fact, you would be foolish not to exploit this opportunity for as much cash as possible. If I were you, I’d sell a Jesus towel on Ebay every time you get your oil checked… ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-man-hes-everywhere/423529/68 "2007-10-24T16:02:13Z")
[QUOTE=SmokinMom] If I were you, I’d sell a Jesus towel on Ebay every time you get your oil checked… [/QUOTE] As long as he doesn’t wipe his dipstick on it… ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-man-hes-everywhere/423529/69 "2007-10-24T16:14:26Z")
[QUOTE=SmokinMom] Of course it wouldn’t be a sin since our lord is all loving AND all forgiving. [/QUOTE] There seems to be a [difference of opinion](http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Fucking_Christ) on that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-man-hes-everywhere/423529.md?page=3)