# Jesus-merciful-fuck, Stoid is a freaking dipshit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 12, 2010, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875 "2010-12-12T09:51:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/1 "2010-12-12T09:51:09Z")
Stoid, the woman, the legend. A logician of unassailable repute, she has taken it upon herself to school the impotent dregs of Great Debates in what means to wield logic like a Portuguese Sailor’s knife. And us, the lowly plebeians of GD, look up and marvel at her deft movements and subtle grace. > **[GQ as GD: Facts vs. opinions re: the afterlife and other unprovable stuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=587908)** > > I am prepared to be shown that I am wrong about this, because it’s bound (or maybe it isn’t?, we shall see) to get all science-y, and I freely confess that my brain shrinks like testicles on ice when people start throwing equations around. On the... and > **[The Logical Fallacy "ad hominem" and others, and How to Debate](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=588418)** > > Why GD? \[ul\] \[li\] Debate is an art. (A nearly lost one) Debate has rules for how it is conducted, that’s why there is Great Debates AND In My Humble Opinion. \[/li\]\[li\] Those rules include arguing honestly and to the best of one’s ability, with a... Seriously though, she’s a dumb-head. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/2 "2010-12-12T10:39:08Z")
Ah, finally, a chance to say what I really think. Stoid, you’re a fucking idiot. You talk about science, philosophy and logic, all the while demonstrating you understand nothing of any of them. I tried to respond to your points in the afterlife thread, despite the fact that actually finding a point in one of your walls of text is like finding a needle the size of your intelligence in a haystack the size of your fucking ego. I’ve tried to answer questions, despite the fact that getting you to hold the goalposts still is like getting a man with no arms to hold an enraged lamprey so it’s gender can be identified. Just, stop. Go away. Find a board where your particular talents will be appreciated. [boards.relentless-fucktard-harridan.com](http://boards.relentless-fucktard-harridan.com) would be a good start. Merry fucking christmas. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/3 "2010-12-12T13:30:39Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > [snip]getting you to hold the goalposts still is like getting a man with no arms to hold an enraged lamprey so it’s gender can be identified.[snip] _clap clap clap_ Well done, sir or madam. Well done. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/4 "2010-12-12T15:10:54Z")
> [@Hung\_Mung](#): > > _clap clap clap_ > Well done, sir or madam. Well done. Not bad, but I preferred > [@](#): > > …like finding a needle the size of your intelligence in a haystack the size of your fucking ego. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/5 "2010-12-12T15:20:16Z")
She simply will not listen to people who aren’t telling her what she wants to hear. I don’t participate in her threads because there are walls that are better listeners, but they have a train-wreck entertainment value. She is exactly the same way in threads about weight loss or where she is asking legal questions. ---
**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/6 "2010-12-12T15:22:51Z")
Can we add **Susannan** to this pitting? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/7 "2010-12-12T15:25:13Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Not bad, but I preferred > > > [@](#): > > > > …like finding a needle the size of your intelligence in a haystack the size of your fucking ego. That was my favorite line from that, too. I’m totally stealing it. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/8 "2010-12-12T16:23:48Z")
Stoid’s a woman? Huh. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/9 "2010-12-12T16:34:14Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > She simply will not listen to people who aren’t telling her what she wants to hear. What, according to you, _does_ she want to hear (in the linked thread)? As for the “moving goalposts” accusation, what I saw in that thread was **Stoid** wanting to talk about scoring goals in general, and several antagonists insisting that she fix some goalposts so that they could prove it impossible to score a goal with those particular posts. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/10 "2010-12-12T17:28:44Z")
She may be stubborn with her views but I don’t see how someone can’t like Stoid. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/11 "2010-12-12T18:19:25Z")
She is a marginally insane pornographer, but dammit, she’s _our_ marginally insane pornographer! Some message boards don’t even have one at all. So I think we should count her as an asset to the board. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/12 "2010-12-12T18:34:22Z")
> [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](#): > > Can we add **Susannan** to this pitting? **Susannan** just defies logic. She deserves her own thread. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/13 "2010-12-12T19:52:21Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > what I saw in that thread was **Stoid** wanting to talk about scoring goals in general, and several antagonists insisting that she fix some goalposts so that they could prove it impossible to score a goal with those particular posts. Same here. I won’t say she didn’t make a single indefensible assertion in that thread but the general characterization is not fair. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/14 "2010-12-12T19:55:13Z")
Hey, you guys are getting your Great Debates in my BBQ Pit! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/15 "2010-12-12T19:58:34Z")
I hereby suggest that **Steophan** start Pitting people when he/she wants to instead of waiting for someone else to write the OP. **Steophan** , you are gifted in the arcane arts of Proper Pitting. Rage and creative insults blended together like yin and yang. EDIT: **Cat Whisperer’s** post made me think we should add or change a forum here to be called The Debate Pit. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/16 "2010-12-12T20:07:08Z")
**Stoid** is a pornographer? I’m warming to her already. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/17 "2010-12-12T20:17:50Z")
> [@aldiboronti](#): > > **Stoid** is a pornographer? I’m warming to her already. It was revealed in one of her Epic attorney asshat threads that the business in question was an internet porn one. You could click on her user name and read all her posts. It will take some time, you may decide to just disconnect your cable TV as those threads are more entertaining than anything that you will see on the Telly. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/18 "2010-12-12T20:25:27Z")
I can’t help seeing **Stoid** like Regina George’s mom in Mean Girls. She’s not quite a kid anymore, but damned if she’s not still hip and cool and with it! She’s up with the pornography, she loves to talk about orgasming, and she’s so enlightened about rape. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/19 "2010-12-12T20:33:36Z")
> [@Dallas\_Jones](#): > > It was revealed in one of her Epic attorney asshat threads that the business in question was an internet porn one. It’s no secret. There was a big flap some years back about her advertising her site in her sig. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/20 "2010-12-12T20:56:35Z")
That’s “flap”. With an “L”. Just to be clear. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875.md?page=2)