# Jesus-merciful-fuck, Stoid is a freaking dipshit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 12, 2010, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875 "2010-12-12T09:51:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/181 "2010-12-14T21:47:57Z")
> [@Gestalt](#): > > …I feel like something I notice when I observe heavier women eating out (in my creepy stalker way), is that they generally eat v. little in group settings, and always drink diet sodas. Has anyone else noticed this? Are they all gorging in secret? I don’t know about the places you eat out, but at the place I sometimes go to for the Saturday “All you can eat Prime Rib”, the whales ain’t snarfing down krill from the salad bar! They’re eating my own weight in prime rib. Then going back for more. Plate after plate of prime rib. And requiring 2 chairs each (yes, literally true) to sit on. One for each butt-cheek. I try to stay far enough away to avoid being sucked in… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/182 "2010-12-14T21:48:53Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > You still don’t matter, **Guinastasia**. Despite a quadrillion posts and your recent penchant for being SWB’s tampon, that hasn’t changed. You will always be background noise. Good day. Looks like I hit a nerve there. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/183 "2010-12-14T21:52:40Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Looks like I hit a nerve there. [HE SAID GOOD DAY!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VDW0ZnZxjn4/default.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Peeta\_Mellark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@Peeta\_Mellark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peeta_Mellark)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/184 "2010-12-14T21:52:59Z")
Isn’t it odd how so many things that go in vaginas are used as insults? Dicks, douches, and now tampons. Poor abused vaginas. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/185 "2010-12-14T22:03:16Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > You still don’t matter, **Guinastasia**. Despite a quadrillion posts and your recent penchant for being SWB’s tampon, that hasn’t changed. You will always be background noise. Good day. Dude, you totally forgot to call her fat and tell her she’ll never get a man. I mean, it worked out so well for you the last time, when you got [your ass kicked up and down the Pit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12699538&postcount=461) by **Diosa** and **Sleeps**. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/186 "2010-12-14T22:12:02Z")
The collateral damage in this thread has been amazing. I barely even remember when it was about Stoid. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/187 "2010-12-14T22:15:08Z")
> [@Beadalin](#): > > The collateral damage in this thread has been amazing. I barely even remember when it was about Stoid. It’s like when your parents take you to family therapy because of your bed wetting but then end up arguing about that transvestite hooker the whole time. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/188 "2010-12-14T22:17:41Z")
> [@Beadalin](#): > > The collateral damage in this thread has been amazing. I barely even remember when it was about Stoid. Who the hell is **Stoid**? ---
**Author:** ![Peeta\_Mellark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@Peeta\_Mellark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peeta_Mellark)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/189 "2010-12-14T22:19:00Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > It’s like when your parents take you to family therapy because of your bed wetting but then end up arguing about that transvestite hooker the whole time. You promised you weren’t going to talk about that. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/190 "2010-12-14T22:25:00Z")
> [@giraffe](#): > > it’s like when your parents take you to family therapy because of your bed wetting but then end up arguing about that transvestite hooker the whole time. Stop reading my diary. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/191 "2010-12-14T22:31:09Z")
> [@Beadalin](#): > > Stop reading my diary. Stop wetting the bed and we won’t have to! _You’re making us do this!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/192 "2010-12-14T22:38:48Z")
Where I live, pie means something else. Of course, around here the same thing is also referred to as “opossum”. :rolleyes: (what can I say? …the area is loaded with loaded-gun-toting loaded rednecks) ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/193 "2010-12-14T22:43:54Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > ETA: It’s to the point that folks are asking permission to feed their cats after sundown. Well, isn’t that how they turn into gremlins? ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/194 "2010-12-14T22:51:16Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > You still don’t matter, **Guinastasia**. Despite a quadrillion posts and your recent penchant for being SWB’s tampon, that hasn’t changed. You will always be background noise. Good day. Just please, do not flush the **Guinastasia**. **Guns** , that goes double for you. The message board has old plumbing and can’t handle it. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/195 "2010-12-14T22:55:12Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > You still don’t matter, **Guinastasia**. Despite a quadrillion posts and your recent penchant for being SWB’s tampon, that hasn’t changed. You will always be background noise. Good day. Funny–the thing about background noise is that people don’t even register it. Not, you know, actively respond to it. I don’t yell at the background noise and say, “Fuck you, distant sound that I’m totally not paying attention to! I’m totally not paying attention to you!” > [@Yllaria](#): > > Looks like there IS a band named Midnight Pie. And they have a [facebook page](http://www.facebook.com/midnightpie#!/midnightpie?v=wall). God bless the internet. > [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > at the place I sometimes go to for the Saturday "All you can eat Well, \*there’s \*your problem. > [@the lone cashew](#): > > Where I live, pie means something else. Of course, around here the same thing is also referred to as “opossum”. Wait, are you saying that people call opossums pies? Or that people call \*vaginas \*pies \*and \*opossums? ETA@ **purplehorseshoe** : Shut up, you’re not my real mom! And I bet you don’t even know what kind of pipes this board has. You’re making it up. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/196 "2010-12-15T00:10:53Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > Where I live, pie means something else. Of course, around here the same thing is also referred to as “opossum”. :rolleyes: (what can I say? ..the area is loaded with loaded-gun-toting loaded rednecks) Roadkill Cafe – “You kill it, we grill it!” ---
**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/197 "2010-12-15T00:56:38Z")
I don’t know if **Lynn** is going to return to this thread, but I really would like to know how she survives eating so little. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/198 "2010-12-15T01:02:11Z")
> [@Gestalt](#): > > I don’t know if **Lynn** is going to return to this thread, but I really would like to know how she survives eating so little. She ships the occassional large care package of surprise midnight pie down her gullet. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/199 "2010-12-15T01:06:57Z")
> [@Beadalin](#): > > The collateral damage in this thread has been amazing. Hide your Lynn! Hide your Guin! They’re pittin’ everybody up in heah! ---
**Author:** ![Peeta\_Mellark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@Peeta\_Mellark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peeta_Mellark)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/200 "2010-12-15T01:08:56Z")
> [@Gestalt](#): > > I don’t know if **Lynn** is going to return to this thread, but I really would like to know how she survives eating so little. The human body is a weird thing. My mother has a friend who has hypothyroidism following radio-iodine treatment for Graves’ disease. Her current doctor has her on all sorts of medications to try to sort things out, but she continues to have problems. Her previous doctor had been more focused on controlling the weight gain than anything else and kept cutting her calories down lower and lower. At one point the doctor suggested trying 750 calories a day. :eek: We were all quite convinced the doctor was insane, but my mom’s friend _was_ already down to 1200 calories a day and still retaining the weight. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875.md?page=11)