# Jesus-merciful-fuck, Stoid is a freaking dipshit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 12, 2010, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875 "2010-12-12T09:51:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/101 "2010-12-13T21:49:33Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Thought the midnight pie-scarfer was someone else. Anyway, wasn’t that on doctor’s orders or something? I was sure it was her - I figured I wouldn’t be able to find it, because “pie” is a three letter word. And it was definitely a pie that I’m thinking of. A whole, delicious, meringue-topped pie. And seriously, doctor’s orders? My doctor orders me to, like, take folic acid. Not four pounds of cherry cobbler a la mode. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/102 "2010-12-13T21:57:06Z")
Yeah, I tried Google but I’m not sure what any of the other keywords were (except “pie”) and couldn’t find a combination that would pop it out. Too much stuff about pizza, which always surprises me because Southerners don’t call those “pies”. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/103 "2010-12-13T21:58:24Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > And seriously, doctor’s orders? My doctor orders me to, like, take folic acid. Not four pounds of cherry cobbler a la mode. Switch doctors, quick! ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/104 "2010-12-13T21:58:31Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I am _laughing my ass off._ You can’t lose weight that way, either. ---
**Author:** ![heatmiserfl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@heatmiserfl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heatmiserfl)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/105 "2010-12-13T22:07:42Z")
> [@Tranquilis](#): > > You can’t lose weight that way, either. Sure you could if you carried most your weight there. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/106 "2010-12-13T22:10:32Z")
You’d really need to get into the deep guffaw range, though, and keep your chuckle rate up for a good 20 minutes at a time. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/107 "2010-12-13T22:15:12Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > The reason this in particular bugs me, is that she is saying that while there is no evidence for the afterlife or dragons, the afterlife requires evidence to disprove it, while dragons require evidence to prove their existence. I refused to enter the proposed thread because I knew it was going to be retarded, but you can’t be telling me that she actually attempted to bring in my example of the invisible intangible floating dragon that doesn’t eat, shit, breathe, or give off heat while it lives in my garage? > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Nailed it. Prefacing everything with a diatribe about her unending search for truth and understanding and moksha, or whatever the fuck, are about twice as annoying when followed by something entirely asinine. Jesus, Mohammed, and Buddha are really just three facets of the same All-God who creates a binding reality that we share through an enlightening consensus. That’s how I know Blacks are lazy. > [@Zsofia](#): > > “Also, sometimes I go downstairs late at night and eat a whole pie.” I am going to start ending every statement this way. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/108 "2010-12-13T22:20:28Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > You’d really need to get into the deep guffaw range, though, and keep your chuckle rate up for a good 20 minutes at a time. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Tuesday, Thursdays I do several sets of belly laughs and crack ups. On the weekend, I do several giggles and snickers. And by snickers, I mean the delicious chocolate candy bar. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/109 "2010-12-13T22:24:54Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > I was sure it was her - I figured I wouldn’t be able to find it, because “pie” is a three letter word. And it was definitely a pie that I’m thinking of. A whole, delicious, meringue-topped pie. I thought it was Lynn, but not in a thread about weight loss–in a thread about waking up in the middle of the night or sleep issues… ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/110 "2010-12-13T22:27:27Z")
> [@heatmiserfl](#): > > Sure you could if you carried most your weight there. No no no! It’s genetic, I tells ya! No amount of ass-giggles will help you! ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/111 "2010-12-13T22:28:52Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > I refused to enter the proposed thread because I knew it was going to be retarded, but you can’t be telling me that she actually attempted to bring in my example of the invisible intangible floating dragon that doesn’t eat, shit, breathe, or give off heat while it lives in my garage? Yes, you invented the ‘invisible dragon to be disproved’ atheist meme. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/112 "2010-12-13T22:38:53Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > On the weekend, I do several giggles and snickers. And by snickers, I mean the delicious chocolate candy bar. “Do”? Please don’t follow this up with a list of places other than your mouth where it will melt. > [@bup](#): > > Yes, you invented the ‘invisible dragon to be disproved’ atheist meme. Of \*course \*I didn’t. However, I was \*in the fucking thread \*where \*\*Stoid \*\*said she was going to start the afterlife GD thread, I used the analogy, and she acted like it was the most fascinating fucking thing since sliced bread (given what I’ve seen, I wouldn’t be shocked if she’d never seen it before, or at least hadn’t retained it the last dozen times) and specifically asked that I come discuss it in her retarded thread. ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/113 "2010-12-13T23:12:59Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > True. > > But at least in the “Arrogant Attorney Asshats” thread series, Stoid’s opponents were both knowledgeable and persuasive, and virtually uniform in their critique of her position. She refused to concede that any of her interlocutors had valid points. > [@Elysian](#): > > There are plenty of times in plenty of threads that Stoid has posted in, most notably the threads about her appeal, where the people who were earnestly trying to help her understand where she might be going hopelessly wrong _were_ both knowledgeable and persuasive. Stoid didn’t/couldn’t see that perhaps 20 lawyers _all_ telling her that she was wrong about, say, the term of art “legal advice”, may have been correct. Instead she put her fingers in her ears and went LALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU like a little child. I know. I wasn’t saying that **Stoid** isn’t a dumbass, I was responding to the “No, u!” counterattack being made in her defense. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/114 "2010-12-14T00:03:40Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > “Damn it, Stoid! Your Pie-Deficiency-Syndrome isn’t a joke. You need to eat a pie every night at 3 A.M. This is your life we’re talking about!” My God, what do I have to do to get that condition?!? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/115 "2010-12-14T00:42:02Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > I thought it was Lynn, but not in a thread about weight loss–in a thread about waking up in the middle of the night or sleep issues… Yes, and it was a piece of pie, not a whole pie. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/116 "2010-12-14T01:12:17Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Yes, and it was a piece of pie, not a whole pie. Oh yeah. I remember then thinking it was weird that people thought waking up and having a slice of pie was this insanely decadent act. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/117 "2010-12-14T01:20:39Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Oh yeah. I remember then thinking it was weird that people thought waking up and having a slice of pie was this insanely decadent act. For a diabetic who has the buttload of health issues that Lynn seems to be plagued with it certainly isn’t something I hope she would do often. For me it stuck out because she said it around the time that in another thread she regaled us with the fact that she makes her grilled cheese sandwiches using bacon grease instead of butter on the bread and it made me think of [this website](http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/). (which, oddly enough, has a picture of a grilled cheese “cake” as its most recent example. Wonder if it was made with bacon grease?) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/118 "2010-12-14T01:21:24Z")
What if you’re a night owl, and you’re still awake at midnight? (I usually am) Mind you, I’m not eating pie. I’ll eat it for breakfast, (you know, like a breakfast roll, or a danish), but I don’t eat pie in the middle of the night. (And even though I like it, I don’t have pie all that often) I’m more of a hot chocolate before bed. Topic? Trying to reason with **Stoid** is like smackiing yourself over the head with a brick. It feels better when you stop and just let her ramble on. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/119 "2010-12-14T01:37:09Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > What if you’re a night owl, and you’re still awake at midnight? (I usually am) Do you get up to . . . It’s like the question on the smoking addiction exams, “Do you smoke in the middle of the night?” If I’m still up at 2am, hell yes, I’m still smoking. Do I wake up at 2am and get up to smoke? No. There’s a difference. ---
**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875/120 "2010-12-14T02:02:41Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > For me it stuck out because she said it around the time that in another thread she regaled us with the fact that she makes her grilled cheese sandwiches using bacon grease instead of butter on the bread and it made me think of [this website](http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/). Is bacon fat that much worse than butter? Aren’t they both pure saturated fat, with the same amount of calories/unit weight? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-merciful-fuck-stoid-is-a-freaking-dipshit/563875.md?page=7)