# Jesus? No, that's the Unabomber! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329 "2002-06-21T20:14:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/21 "2002-06-22T10:10:53Z")
OG have brother. Jesus. **Jesus. SMASH!** ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/22 "2002-06-22T15:25:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manduck \* > \*\*Doesn’t that David look as if he might be “simple”? \*\* Frighteningly so. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/23 "2002-06-22T16:47:56Z")
Jesus looks like one of those Gladiators or Argonats from the cheesy 50’s and 60’s films. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/24 "2002-06-22T19:51:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jodi \*I know there are posters who’ll take a meanspirited swipe at Christianity at every opportunity, but I think you’ll find that WEIRDDAVE is not one of them. That’s all. 🙂 You are right, **Jodi** , he is NOT one of them. Sorry to continue this hijack, but I feel the need to apologize for… A) Knee-jerking inappropriately. Taking out my frustrations over a totally unrelated situation out on Dave, who I would like to think is a friend. Well, I guess the point is that it WASN’T totally unrelated, but I should have kept my frustrations over Christian bashing where they belonged. And it was emphatically NOT this thread. B) Hijacking your thread. Thank you for correcting me and please accept my heartfelt apology. I was wrong and I am sorry. Cheri ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/25 "2002-06-22T20:02:06Z")
Hey! They left Jesus’ big blue ox “Babe” off the cover. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/26 "2002-06-23T03:15:38Z")
David looks like a seventies David-a hip David who drives a muscle car and solves crime. And has a shit eating grin the whole time, because he’s high. ---
**Author:** ![Hazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Hazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazel)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/27 "2002-06-23T04:31:30Z")
Dare I ask about the content of these publications? Oh, heck, yes, I dare! Tell? ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/28 "2002-06-25T05:59:55Z")
Oh, I didn’t read them. I suspect it’s the Easter story- you know, Jesus comes up out of the grave, and if he sees his shadow, we get 6 more weeks of winter. 😉 ( Apologies to Scotti and other Christians. I’m not mocking, I really am not. I just get a kick outta a child juxtapositioning Groundhogs Day and Easter in that old joke. I bet Jesus would get a chuckle out of it too.) ---
**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/29 "2002-06-25T06:35:42Z")
I am LMAO- that has got to be the freakiest Jesus I have ever seen, all he needs is a gold tooth and a pimp hat with the fat feather and he could be Jesus Christ Superstar! ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/30 "2002-06-25T07:35:21Z")
The Gospel According to the American Orthodontics Association? You don’t have to brush all your teeth. Just the ones that have been saved. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/31 "2002-06-25T11:28:15Z")
Looks like the Neanderthal Jesus to me. ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/32 "2002-06-25T12:03:32Z")
Weirddave(or anyone): Meant to ask before-what at is or are ollies? ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/33 "2002-06-25T12:37:02Z")
“Arrr! Avast, me hearties, down the plank with me - walking back to port, I be.” Still, it’s good to see Brian Blessed get some work. ---
**Author:** ![EchoKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/34 "2002-06-25T13:13:54Z")
You think that’s bad? When they released the sketch of the Unabomber, I realized he looks LIKE MY HUSBAND! I shit you not. The circle of friends was entertained by this freak coincidence for weeks…no, months. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/35 "2002-06-25T13:57:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RTA \* > **"Arrr! Avast, me hearties, down the plank with me - walking back to port, I be."** Hah! Hahahahahaaa…! Separated at birth…? **Weirddave** ’s [Jesus](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/Walcher/Jesus.JPG) and [Dr. Teeth](http://www.muppets.com/profiles/doctorteeth.htm)…? ---
**Author:** ![Erroneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@Erroneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erroneous)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/36 "2002-07-02T00:27:56Z")
I think [Tom Cruise](http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020627/capt.1025159623.britain_showbiz_lon105.jpg) might be going for the Jesus look, based on this picture. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329/37 "2002-07-02T03:25:47Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Walloon:_ > > **Shave the beard, and he could be…a motivational speaker.** **Weirddave’s** [Jesus](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/Walcher/Jesus.JPG) and [Tony Robbins](http://lookinside-images.amazon.com/Qffs+v35lerF9wPcvT/CLbTtg6cKiqnLlrQcopY59fCY8GDyX8bY6FTQ7ObvMB2ya0wwxAQ5iMo=) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jesus-no-thats-the-unabomber/115329.md?page=1)